第2章
“woyoudianhaoqizheishishei？tachuanzheige......burema？”
linzhiyaokanzhebadabadaxiangtamenzoulaidejiangnanxibiaoqingyiyannanjin。
jiangnanxihuanhuanzhaixianeihouzhongdetoutao，shunjian，fangfoxiexialesuoyoudeshufu，luchuleyizhangqinglituosudelianpang
yangguangbanbodisazaitadejiantou，weichuanzheqi，eqiandesuifabeiximidehanzhurunshi，tiezaileguangjiedeetoushang。
“大家好呀！”
hanshuiyanzhetabaixidelianjiahualuo，diluozaiyijinshang。
mingmeidexiaoronghuangjinsuoyourendexinli，jiulianzhibojiandedanmudouanjinglepianke。
xiaoranfengkandaolairenmeitouzhouleyixia，yanzhongshanguoyisiyane。
狗皮膏药！
tameixiangdaohuishijiangnanxi，suiranqianhetongshigaozhiyaobaomi，dantahaishigelinzhiyaohuxiangtongleqide。
danyidiandoumeitingjiangnanxishuohuilaizheigejiemu。
linzhiyaokandaojiangnanxidechuxianshunjianningjinmeixin，yixiangdaoshizhiboyouhuifuzhengchang，xiaoyingyingdeshangqulazhujiangnanxideshou。
“xixi，nilailewohaogaoxing，wodouxiangsinile！”
jiangnanxibashouchouchulaizaishenshangcaleca。
“bie，bieshuodehaoxiangwoheniyouyituiyiyang。”
shuohuashi，yanshenqueluozailexiaoranfengshenshang。
“nishuoduibuduia，ranfenggege。”
xiaoranfengduishangjiangnanxideyanshendeduolexienuyi。
“jiangnanxi，zhiyaojiushihenidagezhaohu，nizaishuoshenme？zheishizhibo！”
“qingzhuyinideyanxingjuzhi！”
姜南溪冷笑“呵”
“nipingshenmedingyiwo？”
“jiupingnineizhanggouzuima？”
“si............”
baixiaobaidaoxiyikouliangqi，zheijiejiezheimeyongdema？
chengfeiyeyilianhaoqidekanleguolai。
【zenmegeshier？kaijujiusiqilaile？】
【jiangnanxishaxma？zenmezheimeduizhiyaoa，zhiyaodoukuaikule！】
【zhiqianwangshangbaoliaoshuojiangnanxihexiaoranfengshiyidui，woxianzaixiangxinneishijiadele！】
【bushi，jiangnanxisuyanzheimekangdadema？】
【zuishangshuodeyouyitui，yanshenkandeshixiaoranfeng，bieyoushenyi，bieyoushenyia！】
jiangnanxikanzhemianqianchuchukeliandelinzhiyao，xinliyiyizhiyemapaoguo。
死装绿茶！
yuanzhuhetayiyangshigeguer，yinweizheizhanglianbeixingtanfajuejinleyulequan。
meiyouhoutaidetazhinengxiangegejuzudangdangyahuandangdangpeijiaozuoqi，tongshiyerenshiledangshihaizaiyanshitidexiaoranfeng。
lianggerenxianghuguli，shijianzhangleyeanshengqingsu，zaiyicixiaoranfengdebiaobaixia，liangrenyequedingleguanxi。
suizhexiaoranfengyandeyibuwangjubaohuo，yeranggengduorenrenshileta，rangtachenggongjijinlesanxianyanyuandexinglie。
zuihougengshiyinweizaiyibujuzhongyandehaogege，youleguomingegedechenghao。
renma，youlequanli，diwei，neixinziranyehuisuizhipengzhang。
tabiankanbushanglezaishiyeshangbangbushangyidianmangdejiangnanxi。
eryuanzhuyeyouleweijigan，kaishigezhongtaohaoxiaoranfeng，gengshenzhiweilexiaoranfengdeyijuxiangyanmougejiaose，qucanjiajiuju，chadianshishen。
jiulianhoumiangongzuozhengdesuoyouqiandoujiaojilexiaoranfeng。
“ranfenggege，wozhengdeqiandoujini，zanmenjianilaiguanqian。”
jiangnanxixiangxiangdoujuedeyuanzhubineigezaiwayecaidewangbaochuanhaiyaolianainao。
xingengyaofanle......
danchundeyuanzhuzaimougejuzuzhongrenshile，renqianxiaobaitubeihouedunvdelinzhiyao。
biaomianhetahaojiemei，beihougezhonglacaihaihexiaoranfenggoudadaoleyiqi。
zhidaoqianliangtianqutanbansongaixinbiandangshi，kandaolexiaoranfenghelinzhiyaozhengzuozaifangcheliqinnidehuweiniupai。
suizhebiandangdeposui，jiangnanxidexinyegenzhesuile。
“nanxi，jirannizhidaole，womenyejiubumannile，womenfenshouba！”
“xixi，woheranfenggegeshizhenxinxiangaide，womensangeyekeyizuohenhaodepengyoua！”
tingting，tingting，zheishuodehaishirenhuama？
nigenwozaizheiyan《randong》ni！？
qianmeile，nanrenbeizirenweishihaopengyoudeqiaozoule！
yishixiangbukaidejiangnanxianmianyaopeihongjiuzoulegechechedidi。
cairanglingyigeshijiedejiangnanxilaidaolezheigeshijie。
“jiangnanxi，nifengle！”
suizhexiaoranfengdeyishengnuhou，jiangnanxilahuilesixu，buyiweirandetaoletaoerduo。
“buyaochongwohou，woxiaoshihoubeigouheguo！”
linzhiyaochayidekanzhemianqiandejiangnanxi，renhaishineigeren，danzongganjuenalibuyiyangle。
“xixi，ranfenggegemeiyoueyide，nishuohuabiezheimenanting。”
“wohaiyougengnantingde，niyaotingma？”
jiangnanxifanlegebaiyan，zhandaolebaixiaobaideshenbian。
yinxianglilianggerenzaiyichanghuodongyouguoyimianzhiyuan，suanshirenshi。
jiuzheijifenzhongfashengdeshiqing，zhenjingledaoyan，yezhenjinglezhibojiandewangyou。
【e......meifaping，buganping......】
【linzhiyaohejiangnanxibushihaoguimima？zhiqianhaiyizhizaiweiquanhudongni！】
【zheixiaozuier，gencuileduside，shibushiyouchoua！？】
【haohaohaodoubushuoshiba，neiwoyaokaishinaobulea！】
【daoyan，zheipabushinianpaidejubenba？】
daoyanyankandanmujushikongzhibuzhule，lianmangpailepaiguazaiyaojiandexiaomifeng。
pingchangxin，pingchangxin，shenmeyemeiyoufasheng。
“ke......ke......”
“huanyingdajialaidaowomenmangliudeshenghuodiyizhan，xiangbidajiayehuoduohuoshaoyouleyixierenshi。”
“haiyoulingwailiangmingjiabinyinweishijianhuizaijinwanhemingtianfenbiedaolai，dajiajingqingqidai。”
“jintiannidajiadouyouyigexiaoxiaoderenwu，shiyongjingfei200yuanjingyanchuchang，youzhibojianwangyoutoupiao，paiminggaodijuedingfangzidehaohuai。”
jiangnanxikanlekanzhanzaiyipaideqitajigeren，zaikankanzijiyoudianxiandegegeburu。
“来吧，展示！”
linzhiyaolvxianzhanlechulai，haoxiangganggangshenmedoumeifashengguoyiyang，xiaorongtianmei。
wangyoumenkanzhetafahongdeyanwei，youshiyizhenxinteng。
“woyebuzhidaozenmesuanjingyanchuchang，womaileyitiaoqunzi，jidajiajiandantiaogewuba。”
shuoba，yigehuishoudedongzuo，yuanbenzangzaipaopaoxiulideliangpianhuisachulai。
zaiyangguangdezhaoyaoxiajinguangshanshan，meigedongzuodouyouliangpiansuizhisachu。
zhibojiandewangyoumenyizhentianping，zhihuxiannvxiafanle！
jiangnanxipingjia:zaiwodeshijieyougebinihaokanduobeidedameinvyijingtiaoguole，dongshixiaopin！
youlelinzhiyaodejingyankaichang，houmianjigerenjiumeineimejingyanle。
foxichengfei“zaiditanmailegexiaoyoukelili，zuijinwonverzaixue，jidajiachanggexiaoxingxingba。”
“juedekeyidehua，jiwotougepiaoba。”
chengfeidesangyinhenyoucixing，changxiaoxingxingshi，dounengganshoudaotaxiangqinvershiyichulaidefuai。
jiangnanxipingjia:shengyinhaotingdeshuaiqidashuyimei！
下一位
xiaoranfengzhanchulai“woyebudongzenmesuanjingyanchuchang，jiu200kuaimailexieshuijidajia，tianqizheimere，dajiaxinkule。”
“pu............”
jiangnanxiganghejinzuideshui，limapenlechulai，kanxiangdishuidegongzuorenyuan。
“他买的？”
gongzuorenyuanlenglengdedianlediantou。
jiangnanxilimaxianqidebashuirengjintadehuaili。
niutoujiu“peipeipei......”
“真晦气！”
xiaoranfengliansenankanlejifen，zhongjiumeishuoshenme，tabuma，ziranyouwangyoumentitaquma。
kanzhezhuangzuoyilianshoushangdexiaoranfengjiangnanxifanbaiyanpingjia。
“exin......yue............ou......yue......”