第5章
“开饭了！”
jiangnanxitingdaobaixiaobaihanhuakaifanzhijiecongyaoyishangdansheqilaichongdaofanzhuoqianguaiguaizuohao。
zenmeshuoni......jiushiebuleyidian！
“changchangwodeshouyizenmeyang。”
jiangnanxiliangyanfangguangdingzhechengfeishouzhongduanzhedehongshaorou，leishuibuzhengqidecongzuijiaoliuxialai。
“xiangqipubi，sezeyouren，laixuanwozuilipinpin！”
chengfeixiaozhebashoulidekuaizidijijiangnanxi，jiangnanxizhaleyikuaijisaizuile。
“ng~~~ng~~~＃&$......ng~”
roukuaitaidajiangnanxidudunangnangdeyebuzhidaozaishuoshenme，danshikantayaohuangdedamuzhixianglaiyeshikuajiangdehua。
fancaishangzhuo，sicaiyitang，sexiangweijuquan。
linzhiyaokandaojiangnanxizuijiaodejiangzhiyoukaishizuole。
“nanxi，nizenmexianchileya，chenglaoshineimexinku，kuangqiehaishiwomendeqianbei，yinggaichenglaoshixiandongkuaideya！”
“erqiewomenyizhizaichufangganhuo，niyemeiyoubangmang，youxiebulimaoba！”
xiaoranfenggenzhelenghengleyisheng“meijiajiao......”
jiangnanxitaimoukantaliangjiuxiangzaikanshax，jiulianchengfeideliansedounankanlejifen。
【e~~~ruguowomeijicuo，shichengfeijijiangnanxididekuaizirangtachideba！】
【zenmeshuoni......woxianzaituranjiulijiejiangnanxideneijugankaile！】
【zenmeshuoni，queshibuzhidaozenmeping！】
【linzhiyaozaichufangxigecaibanengchidequanrengle，xigewanhaisuileliang，haiburuzaiwaimianzuozheni！】
【loushangzhidaogepia，womenyaoyaokeshixiaogongzhu，kendingmeiyouganguohuoa！】
【nagektvdexiaogongzhu？wozenmemeijianguo？】
jiangnanxikanzheerrenweiweiyixiaonaqikuaizijialeyikuairoufangjinzuili“chenglaoshideshouyizhenbucuo！”
chengfeilimahuiyixiaozhebacaiwangtamianqiantuiletui““haochijiuduochidian！”
“ngng，xiaobailengzheganmaa，kuaichia，yihuierjiuliangle！”
baixiaobaitingdaozheihuazhuaqikuaizijiukaixuan，sanrenbianchibianliaokaixindebudele。
zezeze............papadalian！
beidaliandexiaoranfenghelinzhiyaoliandoukuaiheichengguodile。
errenshoulizhuazhekuaizichiyebushi，buchibayouchandehen。
yankanzhezhuoshangdecaijiuyaobeichiwanle，xiaoranfengyegubushangneimeduo，zhuoxiapenglepenglinzhiyaozhengzaikoubieshudejiao。
“zhiyao，lengzheganma，kuaichifana，chenglaoshibuhuijieyide。”
linzhiyaoganjidedianlediantou，liangrengangzhunbeidongkuai，jiujianjiangnanxitengdezhanleqilai。
“chenglaoshi，xiaobainimenchibaolema？”
baixiaobaikaozaiyibeishangrouzheduzi“baole，baole，zaibubaowojingjirenyaopaoguolaibawoduzilidehongshaorouyaodachulaile！”
chengfeiduanqizhuoshangdechashuichuilechui“ng，chibaole，haideduoxienia！”
jiangnanxibailebaishou“buyongxie，zheidoushimeinvyinggaizuode！”
xiaoranfenghelinzhiyaozhuyilidouzaijiangnanxishouliduanzhedecaishang，wanquanmeiyoutingdaoerrenshuoleshenme。
“dahei，zuo…zuo…zuo…kuailaichifanle！”
wuyanxiazhengpazheshaitaiyangdeyizhidaheigoutingdaoshengyinlimadiaozhetadefanpenpaodaojiangnanximianqian。
“大黑，坐！”
daheiguaiguaizuoxia，jiangnanxibashoulidecaidaojindaheidefanpenli，jiezheshidierpan，disanpan......
xiaoranfengkanzhetaduanqidezuihouyipancaidunshijile。
“jiangnanxi，niganshenme！wohezhiyaohaimeichini！”
jiangnanxibacaidaojindaheidefanpenlitaimoutantankaikou“guanwopishi？”
“zenme？nizheimeyoujiajiao，haiyaogengouqiangchide？”
daheihaoxiangtingdongleyiyangchongzhexiaoranfengwangleyisheng，maitoukaixuanjikoujiubafanpenlidecaitianlegeganganjingjing，shengpazheigerengentaqiangyiyang。
linzhiyaozhongzhongdibakuaizipaidaozhuoshang“nanxinizheishishenmeyisia？！”
“yisijiushizheimegeyisi，youyijiannikeyibaojinga！”
jiangnanxizuohuiyizishangqiaozheerlangtuikanlinzhiyaohexiaoranfengdeyanzhongmanshibiyi“yiqiandewobudong，danshixianzaidewodongle！”
“zheigeshijiejiushiyigejudadekuaidizhan，yinweineilimianchuledajianhuojiushixiaojianhuo！”
linzhiyaotingdongnudengzheshuangyan“fanshichenglaoshizuode，womenyeshiyoubangmangde，nipingshenmekeyizuoxiangqicheng，haizheiyangqifuwoheranfenggege！”
baixiaobaizaiyipanglvexianweinandeshuodao“nimenbukanqunxiaoxidema？zheixierouhecaishinanxijiedaiguolaidea”
“nihaishuonanxijiexiandongkuai，neikuaizidoushichenglaoshidijinanxijiede！”
honglong········
yigeqingtianpilibalinzhiyaohexiaoranfengpilegewaijiaolinen~~~~
fanyingguolaidelinzhiyaolimadakaishoujifankanliaotianjilu。
yuanlaimeigefangzidaoyanzudoushifangleyixieshicaide，jiangnanxishidiyimingneiguranshiyourouyoucaide，chengfeihebaixiaobaidefangzilizhiyoudamihejiandandeshucai。
yuanzhuweiledanghaotiangouyeshihuizuofande，erxianzaidejiangnanxiyeshizhaguojigechufangde，suoyichengfeizaiqunlishuohuizuofan，sanrenyipaijihebadongxidoudaidaolechengfeizheili。
bijingshiyiqicanjiajiemu，chengfeijiuxiangzhezaiqunlihanlinzhiyaohexiaoranfengyisheng，meixiangdaokongzheshoulaijiusuanle，jinlechufangshuoshibangmang，haiburushuoshibangdaomang。
houhui，zhendedouduoyuzaiqunlifaneitiaoxiaoxi，kepianpianlinzhiyaojiuzhikandaoleneitiaoxiaoxi。
linzhiyaofankanzhequnxiaoxishiyuefanyuenankan~~~
【hahaha！shibushipapadalian，haizaiyinyangbieren，meixiangdaozijishixiaochouba！】
【ng，pinguole，shihaocha，jiandingwanbi！】
【baixiaobaishiguyishuodeba，zaishuolewomenyaoyaoyoubushiguyimeiyoukanqunxiaoxide，】
【dajianhuoxiaojianhuo，puhahahaha，jiangnanxinishidongneihande！】
【zhaofangzideshihoutamenliangyizhizailushangyongshoujifaxiaoxi，nandaobushizaiqunlishuohuadema？】
【qukanhuifangle，tamenzailushangfaxiaoxideshihoujiangnanxihebaixiaobaizhengzaiquchengfeijiadelushang，chengfeizaishuaguotamendoumeiyoukanshouji，neijiushitamenliangzailiaotian？】
【neimewentilaile，mingminglianggerenjiuzaiyiqi，youshenmeshixuyaozaishoujishangliaodeni？】
“duibuqinanxi，shiwowuhuinile，woxiangnidaoqian。”
zuishangshuozhedaoqian，neixinliyijingzanghualianpianwenhoulejiangnanxijibaicile。
jiangnanxitaoletaoerduo“haomeiyouchengyidedaoqiana，nibuyinggaiduiwosanbailiushiduxuanzhuanxiaguidaoqianma？”
buzhishiduiwo，gengshiduineigebeinimenshanghaidejiangnanxi-------
xiaoranfengyaoyaqiechi“jiangnanxi，nijiubunengshanliangyidianma？”
“善良？”
jiangnanxichixiaoyisheng“yiqiandewoneimeshanliang，huodexianggouyiyang，zicongkaishimarenhou，jianzhixingfudebudele！”
“呵~~~垃圾！”