第3章邻居的骚扰
xiangdaozheili，zhaohairenbuzhuyizhenzhuakuang。
haoburongyipengshangzheimehaodeshiqing，juranbuzhidaoyonglaiganshenme，yezhenshigouyumende。
jiuzaizheishi，zhaohaitingjianwaibianzoulangshangnuannuancanghuangdeshengyin：“baba，baba！kuaikaimen！”
zhaohaiwenyanyixiazichongleguoqu，jiangmendakai，nuannuanzhenghaozhuangjinzijihuaili。
jiezheyigezhuanshenlaidaozhaohaishenhou，zhuazhuzhaohaideyifuluchuyishuangdayanjing，kanzoulanglizhuiguolaideren。
yimingdaizhegaodujinshiyanjing，chuanzhebaibeixindeyounizhongniannanzizhuiguolaihandao：“eixiaoguniangnibiepaoma，wobushihuairen，nishoulideshitoujiewokanyixiama。”
zhaohaijianzhuang，ganjinnaqidamenpangbiandesaozhoudangzaimianqianhandao：“weiniganshenme！？”
daniuchuanzhecuqishuodao：“zheiweixiaoxiongdi，wowoshinilinjudaniua。zuozuodiaokeshengyide，nibiebiejinzhang......”
zhaohaiyihuodeyanshenkanzhedaniushuodao：“linju？”tongshiyouditoukankannuannuan，zhijiantazhiyaotou。
zheirangzhaohaidejiebeixinligengqiangle，yongsaozhouduizhedaniuhandao：“shuo！xiangduiwonverzuoshenme！”
youyuyizhizaijiadayouxizhuanqian，pingchanghenshaochumen。
gengbieshuogenjiefangsilinjianmianle，genbenmeizheigejihui。
daniucongkoudailitaochuyaochi，laidaozoulangduimiandefangmenshuodao：“aiya，laodi，nizabarenxiangdezheimehuaini。nidengzhe，wojinikaimenkankanha！”
shuozhe**qudakailefangmen。
zhaohaihenuannuanduishiyiyan，douyouxiejingqi。
没想到还真是邻居。
daniutankaishouwunaideshuodao：“kanjianleba，wozhenshinilinjua！”
zhaohaizheicaijiangshouzhongdesaozhoufangxialai：“haizhenshia。neinizhuizhewonvershixiangganshenme？”
daniutianzhelianzouguolaishuodao：“laodinitingwojiangwoma，gangcaiwozailouxiakaizhibolaizhe，ganghaoninverluguo。”
shuodaozheili，daniuzhuanmentingxialaikanlekannuannuanyoukanlekanzhaohaishuodao：‘zheishininverba？“
zhaohaimeihaoqideshuodao：“feihua！jiezhejiang！”
nuannuanquerenbuzhuxiaoxixikanlezhaohaiyiyan。
yenanguai，nuannuanzhangdezheimekeaipiaoliang，sheihuixiangdaomianqianzheigehuzilachadezhaohaishitabani。
daniubuhaoyisidenaonaotouwendao：“ee，neixingwojiezhejiang。shuodaonalaizhe？“
zhaohaizhenxiangjitayisaozhou：“wonvercongpangbianluguo！”
daniuyipainaodaixingfendehandao：“edui！ninvercongpangbianluguo，beiwozhibojianderenkanjianle！”
zhaohaibianleliansekanzhedaniushuodao：“nishenmeyisi？nizhibojianderenxiangguaimaiwonvera！？”
daniupaizheshoushuodao：“aiyawozheilaolian！shenmealaodi，woshizuodiaokeshengyide，zhibojiandeguanzhongdoushiwodekehu，tamenkanzhongninvershoulideshitoule！”
zhaohaiyihuodewendao：“shitou？“
nuannuantingdaodaniushuoqishitou，renbuzhucongkoudailitaochuzhaohaizhongwusongjitadeshitoukanlekan。
daniuzhizheshitouyangqimeimaoshuodao：“dui！jiushizheikuaishitou！wokehushuole！feitabuyao！suoyiwozheibujiuzhuiguolailema。”
jiandaozhongyubahuajieshiqingchu，daniucalecaetoushangdehanshuikanzhezhaohaihenuannuanlianggeren。
zhaohaizetingdaodaniudehuaruoyousuosi。
daniujianzhuangshitanxingdewendao：“laodi，zheiyangdeshitou，niyouduoshao？“
“两个。”
赵海脱口而出。
才两个？
daniuxinlixiangzhezijizhibojiandejishigefensixuqiu，lianggezenmenengmanzuni？
danshimeibanfa，xianbazheilianggeshouguolaizaishuoba。
daniuguanqiedekanzhezhaohaiwendao：“maima？”
nuannuantingdaodaniuyaomaizijideshitou，youxieshengqidao：“bumai！heng！”
yushiniutouchaozhewulipaoqu。
zheikeshibabazijisongjizijideliwu，zenmeshedemaini。
zhaohaikanzhedaniuwunaishuodao：“shengyigele。”
“aiyawozheilaolian。”daniuyongshouzhangwuzhelianshuodao：“xingbaxingba，yigejiuyige，shikuaiqianmaijiwoba！”
zhaohaijuedeyouxiejingyadao：“shikuai！？”
yinweizheishitouwanquanshicongyouxilitixianchulaidedongxi，zhiyaohuaxieshijian，yaoduoshaoyouduoshao。
ruguoduifangnenggoudaliangshoudehua，zijiqibushijiu......
daniukanzhezhaohaidebiaoqing，wuyiweixianqizijichujiadile。
yushigaikoudao：“kanzailinjudefenshang，ershi！bunengzaigaole！”
zhaohaiyibawozhudaniudeshoushuodao：“chengjiao！”
zheiyangdeshengyi，zijihenleyizuo。
fanzhengwanyouxizhengqianshizhengqian，shunbianhainengmaishitouzhengqian，heleerbuweini？
daniumeixiangdaozhaohaichengjiaodezheimeshuangkuai，shunjianyouzhongmaiguiledeganjue。
danshixiangxiangzijizhibojiandeneixiefensi，zheikuaishitoujingguozijidejiagonghou，zenmediyedemaichuquyibaikuaiqian。
daoshihouzijijiushiwubeidelirun，suanqilaihaishihenhuasuande。
yushiganjincongkoudailimochuershikuaiqianlingqianzazaizhaohaideshouxinli：”xiaolaodi，kuaibaneikuaishitoujiwonachulaiba！“
zhaohaijiandaoxianqianhou，xinlimeizizi，xiaozheshuodao：“shaodengha。”
shuowan，zhuanshenlaidaowunei，congzhuozishangnazouneikuaixiawutixianchulaideshitou。
nuannuanbianxiezuoye，haibiandengzijileyiyan。
zhaohaizhide“heiheihei”dexiaolexiao。
nazheshitoulaidaomenwaijiaojidaniu：“woshuolaoge，zheishitou......nihaiyaobu？”
daniujieguoshitou，zhengzaizixidaliangzhe，tingdaozheijuhua，ganjinyongxiaoyanjingjingtidekanzhezhaohaishuodao：“ninahaiyouduoshao？”
zhaohaihuitoukanlekanwulidediannaoshuodao：“zanshimeiyoule，buguoniyaodehua，wokeyijininonglai。”
daniutingdaozheihua，yanzhuzilaihuizhuan，bingmeiyoujizhechengnuoshenme，ershijiangshoulidezheikuaishitoushouqilaihoushuodao：“jutiyaobuyaohaidekankanwodekehufanyingruhezaishuo。”
zhaohaixiangdaozijiyouxishijielidejianmo，neikeshishijieshangduyifendecunzai，xianshishenghuozhonggenbenzhaobudaoyimoyiyangdedongxilai。
yushixinxinmanmandeshuodao：“laogenifangxin，zanzheishitoujueduishishijieshangduyifende。qitadifanggenbenzhaobudao。jijushouzangjiazhi。baonikehumanyi！”
daniuhuyidekanzhezhaohai，meixiangdaotahuishuodezheimezhen。
zijikeshizhuanyegaodiaokechushende，shenmeyangdeshitoumeijianguo。
zheikuaishitousuiranqite，danshizijihuiquhoukendingnengduibichuqitayiyangdeshitouzhongleide。
daniudedaoshitouhou，duizhaohaishiqulexingqu，zhuanshenbaibaishouchaozijiwuzibianzoubianshuodao：“xing，jienijiyan。wokehukebushidanyaoshitoude，tamenshikanzhongwodediaokejishu。bugennishuole，wodehuiqumanghuole。youkongliao。”