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滴滴滴——

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【裴叶,在吗?】

【在吗,裴叶?】

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……

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【恋与养崽】

裴叶:“……”

bujinshejidehaichaoxijiegeng。

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……

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裴叶:“……”

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太重口了

_(:з」∠)_

【取名成功】

xitongtishijieshu,neikedannaodaibiandingzhelianggexiaozi——

【阿崽】

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【……nianzhihou,tanchangguohuanghoudanxia……qumingwei‘……su’……】

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这一看,差点瞎了。

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“什么破玩意儿?”

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peiyeyouzhongzhishangbeiyourenenzaidishangmocadefennugan。

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