002:这智障一般的游戏

peiyejuedeetouyouxieteng,yanjingsihubeishenmechenchendedongxinianzhule,zenmeyezhengbukai。

那东西——

大概是眼屎吧。

“病人醒了——”

feijingzhengkaiyan,yingruyanliandeshixuebaidetianhuaban,bijianhaimimanzhenongyudexiaodushuiweidao。

shaoshaodongdanyixia,sizhijirouxiangshiyitaishengxiudejijiangbaofeidelaojiqi,fachulingrenyasuandezhiyasheng,zheizhonghunshentuolideganjuetaduonianbucengyouguole。peiyediyifanyingshizijishentiyouehuale,danhenkuaijiufaxianzheilibushilianbangyiyuan,shenzhishitasuobuzhidaodedifang。

tahuangusizhou,zuoyouliangbiandouyouyizhangchuang,fangjianneiquezhiyouzijiyiren。

tashilianbangtuiyidejuntuanzhang,napayinxingmaimingqubianyuanxingqiuzanju,juzhudedifangyeshianbaotiaojianjigaodegaojigongyu。

ruguotafabingbeisongdaoyiyuanjijiu,tiaojianyebukeneng……zheimejianlouba?

napashipianyuanxingqiudexiangxiazhensuoyehuipeibeiyiliangtaiershouyiqi,zheiliqueshenmedoumeiyou。

peiyeyouxiangdaogangxinglaishihoutingdaodenvsheng,meitoucudegengjin。

meiyoutingguoshenzhishixueguodeyuyan,tajurannengtingdedong?

peiyeyoutingdaomenwaichuanlaimoshengjiaobusheng。

“23haobingchuangbingren,nijiaoshenmemingzi”

“这里是哪里?”

二人同时开口。

“我叫裴叶。”

“这里是医院。”

peiyebiaomiankanzhelengjing,xinliquexianqilejingtaohailang。

taganggangtuokouerchudehua……

genbenbushilianbangtongyongyu!

moshengdeyuyan,tabujinnengtingdedonghainengshuo,shenzhihainengyurenjiaoliu?

peiyenuliyizhizijideqingxu,zhuangsipingjingdixunwenhushi。

“zheilishiyiyuan?wozenmehuizaiyiyuan?”

hushiyuguangpieleyiyanpeiyeyoushouneitiaodahuabei,guguaidewenlucongjianbangyizhimanyandaoshoubei,yikanjiuzhidaoshigehunshehuidebuliangshaonv。buguotashihushi,xinliyouzhedianercaiceyebunengluchuyiyang,suikoudao,“nilingchenshuizaimalubianbeirensongdaoyiyuande。”

nayouzhengjinghaonvhaierdabanyeshuizaimalubian?

duobanshidawanshanghunjiubahedelanzuibeirenjianshile。

xianzaidexiaonvhaierdouzheimebuziai,yebudongdebaohuziji,ai——

tayiweizijiyanzangdehenhao,danpeiyezenmehuikanbuchulaini?

hushitixingpeiyeguohuierqujiaoqian。

“交钱?”

“songnilaiyiyuanderenjiujiaoleyibaiyajin,shuyehezhuyuanfeihaibugou,yaobujiao。”

peiyeyingfudao,“wodenghuierhuiqujiaode,xiexie。”

hushiyoujitaceletiwen、maibo,dingzhujibenzhuyishixiang,zheicailikai。

denghushicaizhedongdongtuoxielikai,peiyecaixiankaibeiziqishenxiadi。

jiaoxinjiechubingliangdecizhuan,binglengdehanyizhichongnaomen,baifenzhibaizhenshichujueheshijuerangtaningjinmeitou。

lianbangquanxiyouxinizhenduzuigaobaifenzhibashi,tiannaowangluozuigaobaifenzhijiushiwu,zheidoushiweilerangrennengfenqingxianshihexuhuandebaohucuoshi。peiyequefaxianzijisuochudedifangshibaifenzhibainizhen,zhouzaoderen、yuyanhehuanjingdourangtamosheng,zheijiujingshishenmedifang?

“这里有一扇门?”

kanzhemenbashou,shenshouyining……

kacayisheng,cuiruodemenbashoushunjiantuolibenti。

takanzhehuaidiaodemenbashoujingmoliangmiao。

“sanwuchanpindezhiliangdoubizheigehao。”

tasuishoujiangmenbashoudiuhuibingchuang,tuikaineishanmen。

menhoudebaishehenjiandan,matong、guanxitai、lajitong、jingzi、huasa。

qiaolebantian,peiyecairenchuzheifangjianshicesuo。

“zheilijiujingshishenmedifang?”

yanqianzheixiedongxidoushilishibowuguandezhanpin,juwenshirenleilianbanglikaiyuanshixingqiuqianshiyongdelaowujian。

peiyeqiaojianjingzhongdezijidingzhemoshengdelian,meitouguozheshabu,naozhongturanshanguojifuhuamian。

qiheideshufang、**deyouren、kengdiedeyouxi……

peiyexiangqilaile,tashishouhuadiandaole【jinrufuben】caihunmide。

napatashiyinweishentiqingkuangcaibeipocongjunbutuiyi,danbuyiweizhetajiuruoderenrenzaige。

tajiubuxinyourennengzaitahaowuchajuedeqingkuangxiajiangtafangdaoyouyundaozheili,haihuanleyigeshenti!!!

除非——

neigeyouxiyoushenmeguguai。

peiyeshenxiyikouqi,yayizijidehonghuangzhili。

“zheilikendingshitiannaozhizaodexunikongjian,weiyouzheihuocaiyouquanxianzhizuobaifenzhibainizhendexunikongjian……”

buguo,zheigepanduanhenkuaijiubeitatuifanle。

xunikongjianzaizhenshiyezhinengqimanwugan,danjueduipianbuletadejingshentancha。

这里是真实世界!

zhenshishijiequeyoubushitashuxideshijie。

滴滴滴——

tuwudeshengyinzaizheipianxiaxiaodekongjianxiangqi。

peiyexiayishitaishoumoleyixiakoudai,zhijianmodaoyikuaibingliangdebianpinghezhuangwujian。

“手机?”

youshiyijianshanggulaowujian。

shoujipingmuliangqi,jiemianganjingjianjie,qitatubiaodoumosheng,weiduqizhongyigerangpeiyeshuxidexiangshuaishouji。

fenseaixintubiao,dixiaxiezhesigezi。

【恋与养崽】

“这破游戏还在?”

xinlixiangshuaishouji,danshouzhiquechengshidiankaileapp。

meibanfa,tazaimoshengdehuanjingsuxing,zheiwanyiershitaweiyishuxidedongxi,shuobudingjiuyoushaxiansuo。

diankaiapp,yijiushishuxidexiaofangjian,dengzishangdedanzhengdingzhe【azai】erzi。

“没线索么?”

shouzhidianleyixiakuloutou,huamianzhongyuyoulebianhua。

【gongxiwanjiajinru(juesefeichaixiaotianshiyougehongbaoqun)fuben】

裴叶:“???”

jixudian,jingenzheyoumaochujixingzi。

【dazhan!yingxiong·juesefeichaixiaotianshiyougehongbaoqun!】

【队伍2/2】

【完成度0/6】

【tansuoqixunlaotaicansizhimi(weiwancheng)】

【tansuoshubaimuzhuyeyecanjiaozhimi(weiwancheng)】

【tansuoxiaomaibuanquantaodiushizhimi(weiwancheng)】

【tansuonvshengsushe**shiqiezhimi(weiwancheng)】

【tansuosushechuangdanbeidaozhimi(weiwancheng)】

【tansuohuayangshaonianjuhuakaizhimi(weiwancheng)】

裴叶:“???”

这游戏认真的?

benyiweishizhengjingjingsongdeluzi,meixiangdaoyimiaohuafengbiandoubi。

【jiangli:gongdeliangqianwubaidian,qiyunyibaidian】

ps:wanjia【nideaba】kanzhegongde、qiyunerzi,xinzhongchanshengyiyangdekeqiu,nijuedingnulidachengrenwu。

裴叶:“……”

哪个**写的文案?

tashenmeshihoukanzhe“gongde、qiyunchanshengyiyangdekeqiu”?

“我要离开!”

peiyehuayingangluo,shoujijiemianyoutiaochujixingzi,chenggongdaxiaotadeniantou。

【姓名】:裴叶

【shengri】:5yue14ri

【shengao】:178cm

【zhanghuid】:nideaba

【伴侣崽崽】:阿崽

【nianji】:huangbaochushengnianyuezhuangnende333suilaonvren

【gongde】:-9987241001

【qiyun】:-5201314999

【zhuangtai】:tianfaezhouzhizuiren

ps:wanjia【nideaba】kanzhezheixingshuzi,yinyinyishidaogongde、qiyunyuzishenjingshenlingyubengkuiyouguan,weiletanxunzhenxiang,zhaodaoxumingzhifa,nijuedingnulidachengrenwu(youxizhizuozhezhonggao:yiqiejieshiquanguitiannaosuoyou,bufuniyedabulewo!)。

peiye:“tiannao,wobi——nidaye!”