女邻居总蹭老公的车,我反手给他俩直播助兴第3章

“womengujiashidaolebabeizixuemei,caiqulenizheimegebuhuixiadanhaiaibannongshifeidesangmenxing!”

“buhuixiadan”“sangmenxing”……

mingmingshiyijiaren,queyongzuiedudecihuimawo。

wochuixiayanlian,kanzhezijiweiweifadoudezhijian,huanhuandixiaoleqilai。

xiaoshengyuelaiyueda,congyikaishidedixiao,daozuihouxiaodeqianyanghouhe,yanleidoukuaichulaile。

guminghetabamadouyongyizhongkanfengzideyanshenkanzhewo。

“nixiaoshenme!fenglema?”popohoudao。

wozhongyuzhizhuxiao,calecayanjiaodeleihua:“woxiaoa……woshenxitongzhenshiyanxiaxinmang,yangleyiwozibaiyanlang。”

wokanxiangwoneiyifentianyingdepopo:

“ma,ninzhudezheitaoyibaisanshipingdefangzi,fangchanzhengshangxiedeshisheidemingzi?ninshanggeyuequtijian,zoudegaoduansilitongdao,shisheituodeguanxishuadeka?”

woyouzhuanxiangwoneitongxinjishoudegonggong:

“ba,ninzuikanzhonggujiadelianmian。neininshuoshuo,zheilianmian,shikaoninneidianweibodetuixiujinchengqilaide,haishikaowozheige‘sangmenxing’yinianshangbaiwandenianxinchengqilaide?”

“meiyouwo,gumingxianzaihaizhishigezaixiaojianshenfangjirentuixiaokechengdeqiongxiaozi!nimenxianzaizhudefangzi,kaideche,xiangshoudewannianshenghuo,nayiyangbushiwojide?”

gonggongdelianyizhenqingyizhenbai,qidehunshenfadou,zhizhewo:

“ni……nizheige……wangenfuyidedongxi!nihuadehaibushiwoerzideqian!”

“你儿子的钱?”

woxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua:

“taneidiangongzi,goutazijimaidanbaifen,haishigoutajiqiaoweiweidenvermaijinkouwanju?”

“shenxitong!”gumingzhongyurenbuzhu,baoheyisheng,chongshanglaixiangwuwodezui,“nifengleshibushi!hushuobadaoxieshenme!”

woyibajiangtatuikai,dingzheta,yiziyijudiwen:

“wohushuo?guming,nigandangzhenibamademianfashi,niheqiaoweiweiqingqingbaibai,meizuoguorenheduibuqiwodeshima?”

gumingdeyanshenshanduoleyixia,ranhoujixuzhuangweiqu。

tayueshizheiyang,wogongpojiuyueshixinteng。

popozaicipuleshanglai,zheicishixiangdongshoudawo:

“wodasinizheigexiao**!xuekoupenren!womenjiagumingcaibuhuizuozheizhongshi!”