haoyige“chayidashi”。
duanduanjijuhua，bazijisuzaochengyigerexinchangdeshouhaizhe，tongshianshiwojingshenbuzhengchang。
【15dongliayi：wojiushuoma，gujiaolianneimehaodexiaohuozi，pingshirexinchang，kendingshishenjingliwuhuile。】
【jianshenfanghuiyuanxiaoliu：shiashia，gujiaoliantebiezhengpai，woshangciwangledongxihaishitabangwosonghuilaide。shenjingliyetaiminganleba？】
【wuyexiaozhang：shenjingli，lianjieninhaishixianchehuiba。fuqijianyouwuhuihenzhengchang，bienaodezheimeda。】
gumingzuishanyuyingzaohaorenshele。
tajianwobushuohua，yiweiwoxinxule，likeshangqianyibu，zhuazhuwodeshou：
“guai，bienaole。genqunlishuosheng，bieranglinjumenkanxiaohua。”
“笑话？”
woshuaikaitadeshou，zhanqishen，jugaolinxiadikanzheta：
“congniheqiaoweiweizaiwodecheliluangaodeshihou，womenjiuyijingshigexiaohuale。”
gumingdelianshunjianjiangzhu，suijizhuanweizhenjingheshoushang。
“xitong，nishibushijiabanjiahutule？”
“nizenmehuibawoxiangdeneimebukan？tayigedanqinmamadaizhehaizi，wobangtayiba，zainiyanlijiuchengleluangao？”
tadebiaoqingguanlikanchengyingdijibie，tongxinshiwangfennu，rouzazaiyiqi。
“wozhidao，niyizhiduitayoupianjian。kenibunengpingkongniezaozheizhonghuangyanlaiwumiewo，wumieta！”
tashituzaicizhuazhuwodeshou，beiwoceshenduokai。
shougangaditingzaibankong，lianshangbeifengengnongle：
“jiehunsannian，woyiweiwomenzhijianzuiqimadexinrenshiyoude。meixiangdao，nideyixinbingyijingzhongdaozheizhongdibu。”
“shenxitong，wozaiwenniyibian，niyoushenmezhengju？”
tasisididingzhewo，liaodingwozhishizhata。
“nibiegaosuwo，zhengjujiushinineikexiaodejiduxin？”
tabuzhidao，jitianqian，woshenyejiawanbanbangtazhenglichezi，faxiancengjingdechezaixiangxunbeihuanle。
neihaishiwomendiyicizijiayoushimaide。
dangshitazaipanshangongludanshoukaiche，lingyizhishoujinwozhewode：“fujiayongyuanshinidezhuanshu。”
tahaizhuanmentiele“gutaitaizhuanzuo”tiezhi，kerujinneigetiezhibeikeyigaizhu。
ercengjing**wodeshuiyanzuoweixingchepingbao，yehuanchenglefengjingtu。
nvrendediliugangaosuwo，tabianle。
wozixixunzhao，guoranzaifujiafengximodaoyitiaoheiseleisidingziku。
yushibudongshengsedibuzhilezheiyiqie，guoranjinwanjiutingdaoleliangrenjiliedezhandou。
门铃被按得震天响。
wonuqichongchongdegonggongpopowenfengerlai。
weilefangbianzhaogulaoren，wotedizaitongyigexiaoqumailesantaofangzi，qizhongyitaoliujigongpozhu。
“shenxitong！nizheigejiaojiajing！nixiangbisiwoerzima？”
popoyijinmen，jiuyongshouzhizhewodebizipokoudama。
gonggongyechenzhelian，yongyizhongjiqishiwangdeyanshenkanzhewo：
“buxianghua！jianzhishibuxianghua！womengujiadeliandoubeinidiujinle！”
wohaimeikaikou，gumingyijinghongzheyankuang，duitabamashuo：
“ba，ma，nimenbieguaixitong，douguaiwopingshiduilinjutairexin，cairangxitongwuhuile。”
tazheifu“weiquqiuquan”dehaozhangfumoyang，shunjiandianranlepopodenuhuo。
tachongguolai，henhentuilewoyiba：
“nitingting！woerziduoweinizhexiang！nini？jianzhishigedufu！linjuzhijianhuxiangzoudongxiezenmele？weilezheidianxiaoshiyaobachejishoule？”