第4章 我胖我有理

meiyihui,jiangranjiuwendaoledandandexiangwei。

tasaoleyiyanbudadechufang,haoxiangshenmecaiyemeikanjian。

“niang,jialihaiyoushenmechidecaima?”

mengshikusedeyaotou:“meiyoule,jinyoudeyidiancaizuotianqingkedouyongwanle!”

“tudoubaicaiyemeiyoule?”jiangranbuganxiangxin,zheigejiadaodishiqiongdaoleshenmedibu?

mengshizhangtanyikouqi:“meile!”

taxinxiang,yaobushijialiqiongdejiebukaiguodedibu,yebuhuirangnijinmen。

jiangranxiangzheneimedayizhiji,yidianpeicaidoumeiyou,juedeshizaishiyoudianshechi。

xiangtahaimeiyouchengweimaoyaodeshihou,douzhidaoshengchijianyong。

jiangranxianglexiangtishanglelanzi:“niang,wohuiwoniangjiayitang!”

“快别!”

mengshikandaotashouwanshangdecailanzi,jiuzhidaotayaoganshenme:“yinweizheishiliangyinzi,nineijigesaosaoyijinghenbugaoxingle,nimenzuotiangangchengqin,jintianjiuhuiqunacai,nineijigesaosaohuibaniganchulaide!”

jiangranpiezui,zheidaoyeshi。

shiliangyinziduixiangxiarenlaishuokeshiyiliangniandeshouru。

zheishigesheishenshang,sheiyeyouyuanyan,kuangqietazheifushentiyiqiandezhurenmingshenglandaodile。

jiangranxiangdaozheigeshentiyiqiandezhurenzuodeneixieshiqing,douxiangmatazuzongbadaile。

jiangrankanxiangwaimian,guangtutudeyipian,zaikanmengshishenshangchuandeyifu,yanxiagujiyouwuyuele。

tawenmengshi:“niang,xianzaijiyuele?”

mengshiyileng:“wuyuele!”

xinlibuzhuditanqi,zheihaizidaodishizenmeyangde,jingranlianjiyuedoubuzhidao。

jiangranwanquanmeidanghuishi,nazhelanzijiuwangwaizou:“niang,woqushanshangyitang,fanzuohaolebuyongdengwo,nimenxianchi!”

jiangrandouzoudaomenkoule,youduimengshishuo:“niang,nirangxianggongsileyaoxiulewodexinsi,woturanxiangqilai,dangchuwomenchengqindeshihou,xianggonghaoxiangxielegeshenmezijuzaiwoniangneifangzhe!”

“wozhangzheimedahaoburongyijialegexianggong,meidaoligangchengqinjiubeixiule,yihoudoumeirenyao!”

mengshiyuetingyuebuduijing,kejiangranyijingzouyuanle。

xiesiyuanlingzhelianggexiaowaishengchulai,bumandeduimengshishuo:“niang,nidangchuzenmenengweileshiliangyinzijiubadagejimaile,nikankanneinvrendeyangzi,niyebupabadageyasi!”

“ayuan!”mengshichenxialianjiaoxun:“niangjiushizheimejiaonidema?xiaoxiaonianjizenmenengshuochuzheizhonghunhua!”

“tajiushizaibuhaoxianzaidoushiwomennidasao,niyihoubiedangzhewairendemianshuota,yaoburancunlirenkendingqifutamen!”

xiesiyuanmanliandebuyuanyi,keyoubudebudaying。

mengshibuzhidaojiangranyaoquna,youpajiangranhuiniangjiayaoqian。

“ayuan,nikuaiqukankannidasaoganshenmequ,tayaoshihuiniangjiayaoqian,niyidingyaolanzhe,zanmenbunengzairangrenchuojilianggule!”

xiesiyuanbuqingbuyuandezhuilechuqu。

jiangranzoudehenman,yibianzouyibianxiaohuazhenaozilicanliudeneixiejiyi。

linglingsuisuihaibudawanzheng,danshijiangranpingjiezheqiangdadexiangxiangnenglilengshibuchongwanzheng。

jiangrangankai,huogaiyuanzhumingshengbuhaozaihaiyingnianzaoshi,xiangtadangmaozhuzideshihoudoumeiyouyuanzhuderiziguodeneimehao。

zuiqimatafanshizijichide,cesuoshizijishangde。

yuanzhujiuchacesuomeiyouzijishangle。

mingshengneimecha,guaibudexiesihengkandaotaxiangjiuxiangzaileta。

jiangranyiluxiangzheshijiuzoudaoleshanjiaoxia。

kanzhebeigoukenleyiyangdedashan,jiangranxiangkudexindouyou。

zheishanshibushiyetaibuzunzhongtale,bierendeshanshiyuyucongcong,youzhewushudebaobei。

zheishankehao,jiugenneidashamomeishenmeliangyang,jinyoudejikeshuhaimeizhangjipianyezi。

jiangrantanqi,xinxianggaibushiyidianshouhuoyemeiyou。

buguotahaishixiangshishi,yaoburantazheimeduoniandemaoyaobaizuole。

xiesiyuanzhuichulaihoudiyishijianjiuwangjiangjiapao,jiangjiadedamenbanchangkaizhe,tatantoutannaodezaimenkoutingleyihui,meiyoutingdaoshengyin。

xiangdaozheirenyoukenengshilaihoushanle,jiubaozheshishikandexiangfazhuichulai。

meichengxiang,zheirenhaizhendelaizheilile。

xiesiyuankanzheneifeipojiannanpashandeyangzi,chaoxiao:“sifeipo,xiaoxinxiangqiuyiyanggunxialai!”

jiangranleideqichuanyuyu,mengdixiangqishengyin,tashoulejinghe,yipi.guzuozaishanshang。

zheimelei,talengshiyidianhandoumeiyouchu。

xiuxileyixia,jiangrancaikanxiangshanjiaoxiabaozhegebokanxidexiesiyuan:“woyaoshiqiu,nijiushishaohuogunzi!”

“xiesiyuan,mafannixiaohuawozhiqianxiankankanniziji,wochizheimepangneishiyinweiwojialirentengaiwo,buxiangnijiushiyourentengai,yechibulewozheimepang!”

“你……”

xiesiyuanqidexiaolianguqilai。

jiangranjiushiyaochuozheixiaozidexinwozi,zheixiaozicongxiaopiqijiubuhao。

biekanzheixiaozizuibadu,neixinyanhetadagexiangbizhiduobushao。

bijingzheixiaoziyihoukeshiweilaidedaguoshi。

huangdilaoerdouyaokantaliansexingshi。

tayaoshituranjianshiruo,kendingbeizheixiaozihuaiyi。

xiesiyuanqidebuxing,chaozhejiangrandahan:“sifeipo,wochibupangguannipishi!”

“ganjindegunxialai,bieyiweinihualeshiliangyinzihewodagechengqin,jiuchenglewomenxiejiaderen,zhiyaowodagebuchengrenni,woyebuhuichengrenni!”

“niyaoshishuaigebansibuhuo,womenqiuzhibude!”

jiangranpiezui:“xinga,neiwoyaoshizhaodaoshenmehaochide,nikeqianwanbuyaochi!”

“jiuni,haihaochide!”xiesiyuanbailejiangranyiyan,jianneisifeipobutingzijidehua,haizhuanshenjixuwangshanlimianzou,tajiudiaotouhuijiale。

zheinvrenzuihaoshuaisi,huozhebeishanshangdeyeshouyaosi,fanzhengtashuodehuatabuting,tamenjiangjiarenyemeibanfa。

xiangdaozheisifeipomashangnenglikaijiali,xiesiyuandexinqingmomingjiuhaole。

gangjinlecunweimeiduojiu,xiesiyuanjiubeiyigeshisiwusui,chuanzheyanlideguniangjilanxialai。

“siyuan,tingshuonidagechengqinle?”zhangyuweiwenzhe。

xiesiyuankandaoshixujiubujiandezhangyuwei,lianshanglimayoulexiaorong:“yuweijieshinia!”

“nikuaihuidawo,nidageshibushichengqinle?haishihenimencundeneigesifeipojiangran?”zhangyuweijidexiangshireguoshangdemayi。