第2章
结果不说也罢！
shuoqilai，laoerhelaodadoushiqiantoushengde，anlishuoliangxiongdideguanxiyinggaihenqinjincaidui。
kelaodajiling，youshimeishijiuzhenduiguanlaoer，huzheguanlaotai。
shijianyizhang，guanlaodahaizhenjiuruleguanlaotaideyan。chulezaixuetanglideguanlaowuhetadexiaoxinganbaozhuwai，yejiushitazuinengrangyuanshenqianchangguadu。
季月荷冷笑。
guanlaotaikanbuqingchu，tahainengbuzhi？
laodabiaomianshangxiangzheta，neilijingmingzheli！
zheixienian，laodameishaohuanzhefangerdetiaosuotahelaoerjiadeguanxi，zheiyeshidelaoeryijiazaojiuhetalilexin。
yaobushishangtouyougexiaoziyazhe，budingzaojiunaochushile。
yidaojiyituranhuaguonaohai，jiyuehejingde“cheng”yixiazuoqi，youwuzhechoutengdeetouganmangxialedi。
tafuzheqiangchulemen，zhuanshenqulexiaoguinvdefangjian。
baozhuluoshuifashao，xianzaibuzhiruhele。
kedengtatuikaifangmen，kandaodequeshihuangzhangzangshenmedongxideguanbaozhu。kandaotajinlai，yanshenduoshandehuanleyisheng“niang”。
“niang，ninqilaile？zhiqianninbeineigejiaojiajingdayunle，baozhukedanxinninle！nindeetouhaitengbuteng？haoxieleba？”
xiaoguniangkoukoushengshengshuozhedanxin，ruobushizuibianmeicaganjingdegaodianxie，shuobudingtajiuxinle！
别说！
baozhubukuishiyuanshenzuichongaidexiaoguinv，xiaolianerfendudude，yanjingdadade，zhangzhangdejiemaohushanhushande，peishangneiyishenbaiyudejifu，jibiankouchuleyuanshenhouhoudelvjing，yebudebuchengren，guanbaozhuqueshihuizhang。
yenanguaiyuanshenduita“jiyuhouwang”！
guanlaotaimouzichenlechen，xuezheyuanshendezuopai，qingqingpailepaiduifangdeshou：
“jiranbushufujiuhaohaoxiezhe，xiangchishenmejiuzijizhu。”
“ai！wozhidao......”
guanbaozhuxiayishiyingzhe，kesuijifanyingguolaibudui。
niangbushiyinggaishuo，“xiangchishenme，jiurangneigesangmenxingzuo！”ma？
zaoshangdehuoer，bushiyizhidoushiersaozaizuo？
怎么让她自己煮？
tajianglaikeshiyaozuoshaonainaideren，zheishuangbai**nendexiaoshoukedezixiyangzhe，juebunengnongcule。
yidingshiniangkouwushuocuole。
一定是！
“niang，dayaneixiao**jurangantuiwoxiajing，zanmenjuebunengguxi。duile，zhenzishangdewangpozichujiapogao，niangninburujiubadayamaijitaba！“
“a，yaoshiniangbufangxin，wokeyibangmangpaopaotui，jianjueburangwangpozizhanleninyiwenqiandebianyi。yeshengderangnianglaihuibenbo，jileizhele。”
wangpozima，jiyueheziranzhidao。
tajidejiagequeshibiqitarenlvegao，kedanfanjingguotashoudeyanseshaohaoxiedenvhaizi，douhuibeimaijinneizhongazadifang。
zhenneiyangdehua，dayazheibeizijiuhuile！
“bizui！dayadeshi，nibuxuzaiduozui，niangziyoukaolv！”
shuowan，tazhuanshenchulewu。
jiyueheyoubushiyuanshen，kebudasuanguanzhetadehuaipiqi。
zaize，dayayuanbenjiushitadiqindezhinv，youzheicengxueyuanguanxizai。
benyoushiwuxinzhiju，ruobushitazheigedangxiaogude，lianhaizichidianjidandoukanbudehaiyaodongshouqiang，youzenmehuinaochuyanxiadehuoshilai？
duifangbudanbuzhifansheng，fanerhaixiangmairen？
真是欠教训！
tagangchulewu，meixiangdaohongzhongzheyandeyuanshizhengpengzhedaduzizhanzaimenwai，shenpanghaiqianzheweiweisuosuodedaya。
muguanghetayiduishang，mangdanqiededuoshan：“niang，erxigaizuowanfanle......”
laoguanjiadejinzhihekouliangdoubachizaiguanlaotaishouzhong，hualejiwenqian，zenmehuade，meidunfanchiduoshaoliangshi，chishenme，doushiyoudingshude。
jiyuehexuezheguanlaotaidezuopai，minzhezuiyebushuohuahuilewu。
yuanshianzhongsongleyikouqi，kanniangmeizhuijiudeyisi，neijianshi，jiujieguoqule？
真是谢天谢地！
tabuyoumianlulejifenhuanxi。
jiyuehenachuguazaibozishangdeyaochikailesuo，quleyidapiaoheidoumian，xianglexiang，youyaolebanpiaobaimian，nalelianggejidan，haiyaoleyishaozhuyou，caizhongxinsuoshanglesuo。
chulewu，tabadongxijiaojiyuanshi，zhaozheyuanshendezuopaidingzhu：
“dilidezhangshengcaochabuduonengchile，niqugedianhuilai。baimianhejidanfangzhewolaizuo，shengdezheixiehaodongxidoubeizaotale。”
zhangshengcaoqishijiushijiucai，tadasuanzuojiucaihezi，yesuanshijizijiqingzhuchuanyuele。
“ai，zhidaole，niang。”
yuanshizheshiyouxiejingya，najidanbuxiqi，pingchangdanfanxuetangdushudexiaoshuzifangjiahuilai，popodouhuizhushangliangge，yigejixiaoshuzichi，yigejixiaoguzichi，tadouxiguanle。
kejintianjuranjilemanmanyishaozizhuyou！
委实太多了！
buguokanzheneibanpiaobaimian，mianduineishaozizhuyou，taturanxiangdaoniangetoushangdeshang。zheicaihuangrandawu，duanzhemianqulezaofang。
buduoshi，zaofanglijiupiaochulefanxiang。
zheiniantouchideqidamidenongjiashaozhiyoushao，jibianshizhenzishangdeneixieyuanwai，yedaduoshizaifengnianguojieshi，caishedeyongdamizhengyidundamifan。
rulaoguanjiazheizhonggengzhongzhijia，zuiduojiushiqiushouheguonianshichiyidun。
qiyushihou，duoshichizaliangguorizi。
zheishihoudebaimianbingbubai，limiandemaifumeiquchuganjing，xiandehuipupudi。
erdoumian，jiushigezhongheidou、hongdou、huangdouyongshimomochengfen，aochenghuhu，zaijiaruyixieyecai、kuaijingzhileideshiwushiqizhanchouyixie，yitianliangdunyonglaiguofu。
zhijiezhudouzichirongyizhangqi，daduoshinongmangshicaiyoudefuli。
jibianshihuhu，yeshiyoudingliangde，sheiyaoshicuoguoleduntou，kemeiyouduoyude。
qishilaoguanjiabingbusuanqiong。
tajiabijinghaiyoushimubotianshimuhandi，zijizhigengzhonglewumu。yuxiadedianzujirenjiazhongzhi，meinianshouzuyeshiyibijinrun。
ruguoshiyibanrenjia，jiejuewenbaokendingmeiwenti。
kewentishi，laoguanjiaxinqiergao，gongzheguanlaowuzheigedushuren！
读书费银子！
laoguanjiazheimeduorengongzheyigedushuren，yiranzhuojinjianzhou，riziguodeneijiaoyigejinbaba。
xunchangjidandoushebudechi，jizanduolenaqujishimaidiaohuanqian。
jintianzheiyidunyoushibaimianyoushijidande，zheidashoubiyenanguaiyuanshihuijingya。
季月荷倒端得住。
tabushimeikandaoyuanshipinpindaliangtadeyanshen，ketazhongjiubushiyuanshen。yaorangtaezhequanjialaoxiaodeduzi，gongyigehaidequanjiamanmenchaozhandebaijiazidushu？
我呸！
他想得倒美！