第4章
“niangqin，youshibianshuo！jiangwanle，wohaiyaohuiqushuijue！”
“......”
wulaoniangkanzhezheishenbanzi，zuihoutanqi，shuo：“laoerxifu，nizheishentitaipangle，niyaogandianhuoya！”
“niangqin，bushiwobuxiangganhuo，shi**budongya！”
费氏哼哧哼哧喘气。
wulaoniangfeichangxiangnachudangpomudeweiyanlai，kekanjianfeishizheishenban，wulaoniangzhenbuganshuotaiguofen。cengjingbeifeishibudangxinyashenxiadeyihuijingli，shitayongyuanwangbudiaodeyinying。
“你回吧！”
wulaoniangnaihebudezheixiexifuer，kezhupengzhongdezhunengbuguan？zheizhuyankanyaochulan，zheishieyidun，neifenliangjiuyaosousouwangxiadiao。
ziran，diaoroushiciyaode。
zuiyaojindeshiyaoshimeiweizhu，wulaoyezihuilaishaobudechongzhetafanu。
zheiyike，wulaoniangwubihuainianbeitaganzoudewulaowuyijia。
“laotianye，zaonieya！”
wulaoniangzhikeyizijichuma。
zheishihou，dongguanshangzhuangdenongminjibenshicongshanzhongguijiade。
kanjianbeizhezhukuangwangshanzhongzoudewulaoniang，shizaishijiaodongguanshangzhuangdecunrenmudengkoudai。
“shener，nijinshanganmaya？”
youxiangshudefunvkandaowulaoniang，jiuchushengfawen。
wulaoniangzhiwubanri，lengshimeiyoushuochugedaan。
“fuqin，wofangcaikandaowonaibeikuangzijinshanle！”
danizichumenbanchaihehui，kanjianzaiduojidewulaowu，jiujiangzijikanjiandeshishuolebian。
“噢！”
wulaowuyinglesheng，mianshangmeishenqing，xinzhongquemomingxiangxiao。
suishuoneishitaqinniang，kezheiyikewulaowushizhenxiangdaxiao。
ruguobushihaiyaojinverzuobiaolv，wulaowukendingyaoxiaochusheng。
“fuqin，naiweishaburangdabomutamenquya？”
“zheishiyinwei，ninai，qiruanpaying！”
“hao，buyaoshuozheixie！”
wulaowubaibai，“xianjianglaojitangzhushang，dengzhuhao，jiukaifan！”
“fuqin，wanshangchimianba！”
danizikeliandekanzhewulaowu，“wotingertangxiongshuo，laojitangmiankexiangle！”
“好，吃面！”
bujiushilaojitangmianme？chi！
吴老五心中发狠。
tatangtangbachihanzi，yiqianguodexilihutu。yihou，kebuhuizaizheiyanghutu。
jiazhongfenlelianggeji，xifuzuoyuezikendingbugouchi。tawanshangqubuyu，chuzijiachide，qitadebianmaile，huanqianmaiji！
dizhonghuobuduo，choushijianzaiqudalie，tabuxinzijizanbuxiabenqian。
5genverdejiazhuang，tayizhundouzanchu。
wulaowuxinzhongjijianglaizuoledazhiguihua，erhoukanzhedanizihemian、ganmian，bushiwangzaozhongtianhuo。
manmande，laojitangxiangweier，zizaofangpiaochu。
yindezaiyuanerzhongshuazhedeernizi、sannizigensinizifenfencoudaozaowumenkou，kejingxizhelaojitangdexiang。
“ernizi，daizhemeiziqucaitianzhongcheliangbacong！”
conghualaojitangmian，weidaoyijue。
wulaowucengzaizhenzilidefanguanzhongchiguoyiwan，huiweihaojiu。
xianzaizijiadelaojitang，zijiademian，tayaoduochixie。
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dangwulaowuzheilidelaojitangkuaiaohaoshi，wujialaojiazhaineiliquenaoqilaile。
wulaodiedaizhesangeerziganhuohuile，kejiazhonglengguolengzao。
wulaoniangyirenbeizhezhukuangshangshangeweizhucao，zheihuihaimeiyouhui，erliushishouzheyaoer，buzhibujuedeshuile。
wangshidaohaizaizuoxiugong，yifuhenmangdemoyang。
zhiyuwulaodexifufeishi，zhengzhuazheliangtoudebingzi，jiuzheliangshuichi。
“quandouzhengzheganshenme？zhufanqu！”
wulaodiezhijiechongzheyigeerxihou。
“哇......”
yuanbenzailiushihuaizhongshuizhedemaomaoshunshifachuhaoku，hedeliushiganjinkaishihong。
zhiyuwulaoerdexifuerbuxubujidekaikou，shuo：“fuqin，xiugongmingtianbianyaojiaole，zheihuinengzheng1liang，ruguocuoguogongqian，yaopeirenjia2liang！”
zongeryanzhi，tabuzhufan。
zhiyufeishi，jiutaneishenbanzi，zhipafanmeiyouzuohao，jiuzaobeitachijinduzile。
“fuqin，wotingwenlaowuneilizhuleji，yaobu，zanqulaowuneilicouhuodun？”
wulaodamiaoleyanwulaodie，xiaoshengkaikou。
“住口！”
wulaodietingjianzhangzidetiyi，dengyanwangqu。
tacaihewulaowuxiexiajueqinshu，wanjianbianpaoquchifan，yaolianme？
“laodaxifu，nijiangmaomaojilaoda，niquzhu！”
wulaodiekaishifenpairenwu。
“laosanxifu，niqushaohuo！”
“laoerxifu，nigankuaiquzuonidexiugong。zheihuizuowan，zixiayuekaishi，shaojiehuo，duohuashijianzaijiazhong！”
“父亲，说啥呢？”
wangshibulengburedekanyiyanwulaodie，“zheixiugongdeshengyi，nidangshizanmenjiade，xiangjiebianjie，buxiangjiebianbujieme？”
wangshikoushelinglideduiwulaodie。
wulaodietinglewangshidehua，yikouqiduxinkou，zeibiequ。
danzhenyaojiaowangshishelezheixiugongdeshengyi，wulaodiehaizhenmeiyouzheipoli。
wangshiyinianxialai，kejiazhongdailaishaoshuoshijiliangdeshouyi。ruguoyunqihao，jiukeyimaidaoliangmuhaotian。
liushiyexiangzhaojiekou，danjianwulaodayigejingshiyanse，zuihouzhikeyilaoshidiquzhufan。
zhiyufeishi，suishuoganhewulaoniangzhengmiangang，danmianduigongfuqinwulaodie，quemeizheidanliang。
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dengliushigenfeishihaorongyizuohaowancan，wulaoniangyezhongjiubeizhebankuangdeweizhucao，huitoutuliandehuile。
yinweijinshantaiwan，wulaoniangyoulaozhangshijianmeiyouganhuo，xiaolvdangranbugao。dengtianheitou，tacaijijiganhui。
tianheilunanzou，wulaoniangliandiehaoxiegegentou，nongdefeichanglangbei。
“你干嘛去了？”
kanjianwulaonianghui，wulaodiemeiyidianhaolian。
“geweizhucao，yanxia？meiyoukanjianme？”
wulaoniangzheihuiyeshibieyiduzihuo，xiangzhezigezheiyangcan，wulaodiebutiliangyebianladao，jingranhaihouta。
yinci，wulaoniangwanglezaizheijiazhong，wulaodiecaishizhenzhenghuashiren。
“你说什么？”
wulaodiemengranqishen，laidaowulaoniangdemianqian，“jiaojiajing，ruguobushini，laowunenggenwolixin？”
“叫你满嘴喷粪！”
wulaodiezaiqitoushang，beiwangshiduidewuchufafangdenuyi，chedifaxiedaowulaoniangshenshang。
youshierguazi，youshijiaoti。
zhiyihuigongfu，bianjiangwulaoniangdadejuansuozaidimianshang，quanshenfadou，gaorao。
“**！zaigangenwodaxiaosheng，dasini！”
wulaodiedepaoxiao，zuolinyoushedounengtingjian。
gejishibudewulaowuyijia，dangranyetingjianle。jiushi，wulaowuanwendezuozaidengshang，yikoukouweizhezijiaxifuchilaojitang，lidoubuli。
“tadie，nibuquqiaoqiao？”
qishikanleyanwulaowu，xiaoshengkaikou。