第1章
“qinianga，ninianjiqingqingzenmejiuzoulea！”yidaoguikulanghaodesangyinjihuyaobayaoyaoyuzhuidemaocaowujizhentale。
“nizouyejiuzoule，weihehaiyaodaishangwokumingdesunera！”youshiyisangzi，sujiuqigangxinglaiyouchadianbeizheiyisangzijisongzou，tazhengkaiyanjing。
yigejiansuankebodelaotaipoyazaitashenshangaihao，tahaoburongyihuanguoyikouqilai。
“laotaipo，nikushenme？”
kushengjiaranerzhi，laotaipojingkongdeduishangsujiuqideyanjing，xiayike，yishengcanjuerenhuandeaihaoxiangcheyunxiao。
“tianna，zhashile！”laotaipoliangliangqiangqiangduomenerchu。
sujiuqirouleroubozi，youqiwulidechengqishenzi，tahuangusizhou，xinzhongyouyiwantoushenshoubentengerguo。
tabuguoshichilegepingguoyezhuleeryi，120haimeiyougandaotabianguale，shangtianjitakailegetiandadewanxiao，rangtachuanyuele。
meiyoutingtailouge，meiyoufurongnuanchuang，tazhudedifangshiyigechuanghuzhishengxiabanbian，wudingloufengdepocaowu，shuideshifalemeidedaocao。
“suoyishuo，woshibeineige**jiqiside？”sujiuqidunzaimenkou，koulidiaoleyigengouweibacao。
taduimiansanrendouruoshaikang，yanshenjingkong，qishuashuadiantou。
“qinianga，niyebieguaichennuo，tanianjixiao，wanxinzhong，yihouhaizichushenglejiuhuishouxinle。”laotaipo，yejiushisujiuqidepopomakukoupoxindequanjie。
“shia，saozi，nibieguaigege，tayeshiwuxinzhiguo，womenduojinishaodianzhiqian，niganjintoutaiquba。”chenxiaoyue，sujiuqidexiaoguzizhanzhanjingjingdebuchongdao。
conggupoerrendekouzhong，sujiuqidezhiyuanzhuyejiaosujiuqi，shengzaipinkurenjia，shiliusuibianjiajilechihepiaoduyangyanghuidechennuoweiqi，shiqisuihuailehaizi，haizishangzaifuzhongdeshihou，yuanzhubianbeineigesiguizhangfujiqisile。
zhenshiqiyoucili，laoposhenhuailiujia，nei**jingranquledufang！tajinridingyaohaohaojiaoxunneijiahuo。
“chennuozaina？”sujiuqiyixiazicongdishangzhanqilai，hededuimiansanrenqishuashuachaohoumianyangqu。
“tazaijixiangdufang。”xiaoguzibugulaotaipozulandeyanshen，chumailechennuo。
“yuanyoutouzhaiyouzhu，saoziniyouyuanyouchoudouzhaochennuoquba。”
sujiuqitudiaogouweibacao，chaozhechenxiaoyuezhidefangxiangxiongjiujiuqiangangdezhaochennuosuanzhangqule。
jixiangdufangshizheipinqiongluohoudecunzhuangweiyidedufang，bunanzhao。
“chennuo，nige**，jilaonianggunchulai！”sujiuqizhanzaijixiangdufangmenkouqichendantianhouleyisangzi。
renshengdingfeidedufangyouyishunjiananjing，datangzhongyang，yigemianrongjunxiudenianqingrenzhouqimeitoukanxiangmenkou，kanqingchusujiuqidemianrongshi，nianqingrendelianshashicanbai。
“shuo，chennuozainei？”sujiuqikanleyiyanmenkoumudengkoudaidexiaotong。
xiaoyecunjiuzheimedadiandifang，sheijiademuzhushenglejitouzidounengjiayuhuxiao，gengbieshuosileren。
“chenjianiangzia，wozhidaonisideyuan，zheishiershizaiyuanbudewomena，shinimenjiachenlangfeiyaoguolaide。”shoumenxiaotongyuwuluncidejieshidao。
sujiuqishunzhexiaotongshouzhidefangxiangkanjianlemianrongcanbaidenianqingren。
zheixiaozijianlesujiuqijiugenjianleguiyiyang，lengzhengleyixia，jierdahanyisheng。
“鬼啊！”
xiayike，sujiuqiyiquanzazaitabizishang，chenggongrangtajinlesheng。
“guinidaye，genlaonianghuiqu！”tadanshoulinzhechennuodeyijinzouchulejixiangdufang。
qiaole，dufanglaobansunyuanwaijinergezhenghaolailejixiangdufang，zaihoutangkandaozheiyimu，molemobijian。
“zheichenjiaxiaozihaiqianwomenwushiliangyinzishibushi？”
pangbiandedaobaliandiantouhayao。“shi，neixiaozishuojinriyaofanpan，jieguobeitaxifuerlaizhuazoule。”
huashuodaozheili，daobalianmengdidunzhu，shenseguaiyi。
“sunye，tingshuoneichenjianiangziyijingsile。”
sunyuanwaikanzhesujiuqiliqudefangxiang，zaikankanjixiangdufangmantangbinke，chongdaobaliandishengdingzhu。
“gankuaiqucundonglaolitoudeguancaipuzishangmaixiezhiqianxiangla，chenjiaxiaoniangzizheishiyuanhunbusanna。”
chajuedaoyiyang，sujiuqihuitoukanlechennuoyiyan，zheiyiyanbachennuohedesanhunchuqiao，qihunshengtian，ruobushibeisujiuqizhuaizheyijin，tazaojiubaotoushucuanle。
taxiangqilesujiuqineizhangcanbaidelian，xiangbudaobaoyinglaidezheimekuai，zheiponiangjingranzhendezhashile。
bachennuozhuaidaoletamendepomaocaowuqian，sujiuqidashengdao。
“kaimen，wohuilaile。”
limiandesanrenzangzaichaicaoduoli，tingdaosujiuqideshengyin，sanrenqishuashuadaleyigejiling，sanrenduishiyiyan，laotouziyejiushisujiuqidegonggongbianyaoqukaimen，beilaopoziyibazhuailehuilai。
“niganma？zhaosia！”
huayingangluo，neishanyaoyaoyuzhuidemenhongrandaota，sujiuqizhuaizhebansibuhuodechennuokuajinyuannei。
“renni，doujiwochulai！”
yuanzhongmeiyourenhuiying，sujiuqideshixianluozaiqiangjiaochuneituansesefadoudecaoduoshang。
“nimenganjinchulai，woyouhuayaoshuo。”
kanjianzijidebaobeierzizaisujiuqishouli，laotaipodanzhanxinjingdeqiqiu。
“qinianga，weiniangzhidaonisideyuan，keshiniyebunengbachennuodaixiaqua，womenchenjiasandaidanchuan。”
huahaimeishuowan，biankanjiansujiuqidelianchuxianzaitashixianzhong，laotaipohedejianjiaoyisheng，shenzijilihouyang。
“hehe，tabuxiaqu，nitita？”
laotaipolianseshabai。“bububu，wobuxing，wozhidaonishiyoukouyuanqicaihuizhashi，nifangxin，womenyidingjinishaohenduozhiqian。”
“xingle，ganjinchulai，gunainaibushizhashi，shihaihunle。”sujiuqishuozhebianshenshouquzhualaotaipo。
laotaipotuiwuketui，beisujiuqixianglinjiziyiyanglinlechulai，qiyuerrenzaisujiuqidelingranmuguangzhong，sesefadoudepalechulai。
“nishihaihun？bushizhashi？zheimeshuonihaihuozhe？”laotaipodazhedanzikanlekansujiuqi。
“nuo，nikanwoyouyingzi。”sujiuqizhilezhidishangdeyingzi。
“duie，tayouyingzi，zheimeshuotashirenbushiguile。”chenxiaoyuehelaotaipoduishiyiyan。
laotaipomianshangdekongjuxiaosanleyixie，duolejifenmanhengbadao，zhengyaonachutayiwangjiaoxunsujiuqidetaidulai，biankanjiansujiuqizhuanshenqunaleqiangjiaodesaobapitougailianchaochennuodaqu。
“aiyaya，haotonga，sujiuqinijinggandawo，fanlenile，woshinizhangfu！”chennuowuzhe**canjiao，sichutaocuan。
tayueshijiaodelihai，sujiuqixiashoubianyuehen，chennuokudiejiaoniang。
“nianga，nikuaibangwoa，diea。”
kanjianzijipengzaishouxinlidebaobeierzibeisujiuqibaozou，laotaipoqibudayichulai，duizhesujiuqinuhe。
“sujiuqi，nihaodadedanzi，shangyougongpozaichang，xiayouxiaoguzikanzhe，nijingganmoushaqinfu！”
xunchangsujiuqidanxiaorushu，weiweinuonuo，tayisangzihouchulai，sujiuqikendingguidirencuo。
ranerjinrisujiuqitinglelaotaipodehoujiao，zuijiaoluchuyimolengxiao，xiashoukuaizhunhen，dadechennuoshangcuanxiatiao。