第2章
jianbaobeierzibeidadezheimecan，chenshiwanqixiuzinaqilingyigesaobabianchaosujiuqishenshangzhaohu。
“da，chaozheierda，youbenshijiubanisunzidasi！”sujiuqimengdizhuanshen，yongyuangungundedupiyingshangchenshidesaoba。
saobatingzaibankong，chenshishensefuzadekanzhesujiuqidedupi，zheisujiuqiduzilihuaidekeshitadebaobeisuna。
sujiuqizuijiaofuchuyimochixiao，shoulidesaobapitougailianluozaichennuoshenshang，chenshiyijiazishouzuwucuodekanzhechennuoaida。
yuanlidedongjingjingdonglezuolinyoushe，linjujingkongdekanzhesierfushengdeqiniangjiaoxunchennuo，neixionghendeqishirangrentoupifama，meiyouyigeganshangqianzuzhi。
dadeleile，sujiuqirenglesaoba，sipingbawendewangyuanzhongweiyiyibayizishangyizuo，dengzheduodaochenshishenhoudechennuo。
“给我倒杯水。”
beijiaoxunleyidun，chennuoduisujiuqiweijuruhu，shixianshanduo，chenshilanzaierzimianqian，mianseyiheng。
“nayouminglingzijifujunde，yaoheshuinizijidaoqu！”
“ng？”sujiuqichongerbuwen，zhibashixianluozaichennuoshenshang，beineishuangshixiandingzhe，chennuohunshenrutongzhenzhayiban，baibanbuqingyuandequjisujiuqidaoleyibeishui。
“jiworouroujian。”sujiuqilengshengfenfu。
fangcaiaidadedifanghai**ladetong，chennuobuqingbuyuandejisujiuqiniejian，chenshihendeyayangyang，zhizhesujiuqipokoudama。
“haoyigebushoufudaodenvren，jingganzhishinidefujunjiniduanchadaoshuihaiyaojininiejianbang？”
sujiuqideshixianqingpiaopiaoluozaichenshilianshang。
“bushoufudao？ninazhiyanjingkanjianwobushoufudaole？woshiqutouhanzile，haishiguangyaozile？daoshinierzi，jialidoujiebukaiguolehaiqudufang，bazijilaopohaizidouqisile，wobuguoshirangtadaolebeishuibianshibushoufudaole，neimetaneiyangdeqibushiyinggaizaoshoutiandaleipi？”
huayingangluo，pingdilizhakaiyidaojinglei，yidaoziseshandianpilipalazaichenjiaxiaoyuanluoshangkonghuaguo。
chennuohedeshuangxiyiruanbianguizaisujiuqijiaoxia，chenjiaqiyusanrenjingkongbuyidebaochengyituan。
menwaikanrenaodezhongrenmiansedabian，qizhongyigexufajiebai，shenxinggouloudelaozhedaitouguixia。
“qingkongjinglei，leishenyefanule，chennuonihaibuganjinguixiarencuo！”
zheilaoyezinaishixiaoyecundecunzhang，qiyujisidehuoerdoushitazuzhide，tazaixiaoyecunlipojuweiwang。
dajiajiancunzhanglaoyezidouzheimeshuole，fenfenzhizechennuo。
“chennuo，nihaibuganjinguixiarencuo，leishenyefanule。”
“jiushi，ganjinrencuoba，kebuyaolianleiwomen。”
zaizhongrenyulunyapoxia，chennuozhidemianxiangshandianpiguodedifangchenghuangchengkongdedaoqianrencuo。
kanzheguileyididecunmin，sujiuqixinzhonganxiang，zheixierenhaizhenshipinqiongluohou，yumeiwuzhia。
guolehaoyihuier，jianneixierenhaiqianchengdeguibai，sujiuqibunaifandehuihuishou。
“haole，leishenyijingxinule，nimengehuigejiaba。”
jiandangshirenfahuale，laoyezibianzaicunmindechanfuxiazhanqilai。
“jiranqiniangdoujiwangbujiule，leishenyejiuyuanliangwomenle，dajiadousanleba。”
zhongrenzuoniaoshousan，sujiuqideshixiansaoguoyuanneisiren，neidaojingleikezhenshibangletadamang，jiulianxiaozhangmanhengdechenshidoushiyifuchenghuangchengkongdemoyang，qiyusanrengengshizhanzhanjingjing。
“wojiransierfushengle，weileyihouwomennenghexiexiangchu，woyoujidianyaoxiangnimenshuoming。”
duozaichenshishenhoudechennuojiaonongzheyijiao，dishengdunang。
“bujiushilijiaguima。”
sujiuqimiqiyanjing。“yekeyizheimelijie。”
“shenme？lijiagui？nisuanlaoji，yeganjiwomenchenjiarenliguiju！”chenshigaoshenghuhe。
“niang，nishaoshuoliangju，niwanglefangcaileishenfanule。”chenxiaoyuecheyixiachenshidexiuzi，dishengtixing。
“jirannimendoumeiyijian，neiwobianshuowodeyijianle。”sujiuqimeiyanchenjingdanran。
“diyi，yihoubuyunxunimenzaixiangwofaburenheshiling，wohenimenshipingdengde。ruguonimenshizaiyoushiyaowobangmang，keyishuoqing。”
“nishiwolaochenjiadexifu，fushifujun，xiaojinggongpo，zhaoguxiaoguzinaishitianjingdiyideshi。”chenshikanzhesujiuqi。
sujiuqixiaomimidedaliangtamenyiyan，yuqiwenhe。
“diyi，nimensizhijianquan，tounaozhengchang，buxuyaorensihou。dier，woshinijiadexifu，bushinijiadepuren。”
kanchenshibufuqihaixiangshuohua，sujiuqiganzaitakaikouzhiqiankanxiangchennuo。
“chennuo，nijuederuhe？”
beidiandaomingzi，chennuoyigejiling，chenghuangchengkongdediantou。
“nishuodedui，jiuzhaonishuodezuoba。”
zheixiaozidagaishibeineidaojingleijiheshale，zhenshidanxiao，sujiuqibuxiedekanyiyanchennuo。
“dier，wojiranhuailechennuodehaizi，neimehuaiyunqijian，chennuoyaozhaoguwodeyinshiqiju，baokuoxiyifu，zuofan，xiwan，xijiao。”
“shenme？nijingganrangwoerzisihouni！chenguonanzunnvbei，nichuqudatingdatingyounajiarenshinanrensihounvrende。”tinglesujiuqidediertiao，chenshizhijietiaojiao。
“chennuo，nijuederuhe？”sujiuqikanyemeikanchenshiyiyan，fanzhenghuayebushishuojichenshitingde。
“zheige•••”chennuokanleyiyansujiuqiyoujikuaisudechuixiatouqu。
“woniangshuolezheitiaobuxing。”taxinyiheng，zhenggerenduodaochenshishenhou。
“woniangshuo？”sujiuqizhongfuzhechennuodehua，zuijiaogouchubuxiedelengxiao。
“妈宝男。”
“shenme？”chennuoyihuodetaitou，jiechudaosujiuqideyanmoubianlimayouduokaile。
“woerzishichenjiadedumiao，caibuhuisihounini，zheibeizidoubukenengde。”chenshianfuxingdepaipaichennuodeshouzhang。
huayingangluo，menwaibianxiangqiyishengbaohe。
“chennuo，jilaozigunchulai！”zheiyishengpaoxiao，bamaocaowushangdehuichendoudouxialaile，sujiuqijingyadekanxiangmenkou。
zhijianjigebiaoxingdahanxiongsheneshadejinlai，weishoudedaobalianjingzhichaochennuozoulai。
chennuohedemiansecangbai，henbudezuanjindifengli。
“jiweiye，nimenzhaowoerziganshenme？”chenshihuangkongdekanzhedaobalian。
“nierziqianlewomenjixiangwushiliangyinzi，jintianshizuihouchanghaiqixian！”
“wushiliang？”chenshijinghuchusheng。
“dui，wushiliang，jinergeyaoshinabuchulai，womenbianhuiyizheguijuzhanduannierzideyishuangshoubei！”daobalianehenhendedengzhechenshi。
dangmanhengqiangshidelaotaipoyushangtongyangmanhengbadaodedipiliumang，gaoxialimajiuxianchulaile，laotaipohedemeimaodouzaizhandou，sujiuqiraoyouxingzhidekanzhezheiyimu。