第4章 身为男人不能忍

sheizhiliuxianlingjixudandandekaikoudao:“xianbuzhejixie,”shuozheconghuailitaochuleyigexinfengdao:“ciqiantianzhanglaogedanfanquxianchengzonghuiquwoyamentaobeichahe,neiritarangwotitalilefenyiyan,benyiweizheiyiyanshigebaishe,meixiangdaojinridaoshipaishangleyongchang。”shuozheconghuailitaochuleyigexinfenglai。

嚯,还真有遗嘱啊!

chuyunhesimoduikanleyiyan,buzhidaozheiliuxianlingdaodihululimaideshenmeyao。

chulaotaiyitinglianshangdexiaoronggengshenle,tadeerzitahaibuzhidaoma,suiranpingrilihetameineimeqinhou,danshizheitiqianliuyouyiyankendingshizhidaozijinverbahu,pazijiyougewanyihou,tabeineixiaojianrenqifu,shiyizaozaodebianjiangjiachandoufenhaole!

chutiankuankaozuozaiyipangtingleliuxianlingdehuahou,qingqingchelechelijuandeyixiudishengdao:“heniangshuo,moyaotanxin,zhiyaodageneigepomaowujike。”

lijuantinglexinlimanshibuganxin,zheiliuxianlingdoupaolaititamenzuozhule,haipashenmeya,buguokanzhezijinanrenyinchendelianse,lijuanyezhinengdiantouyingxia,ranhouchenrenbuzhuyideshihou,jianghuayuanyuanbenbendehechulaotaishuole。

chulaotaitinglebuyoudeyejuedezijierzitaihaoshuohualexie,zijixinliyoulefanjijiao,bianyemeiyoubiaotai。

liuxianlingjiangxinfengdakaiwanglikanlekan,suijicongneinachuyizhangzhilai,qingqingzhankaiduizhezhongrendao:“shangmiansuoshunaishiyizhetianzhanglaogekoushuyoubenguandeshiyedaibi,xiafangyiyouqianzihehuaya。”

chulaotaimizheyanshangqianxiangyaoxianqiaogejiujing,liuxianlingdaoyedafangzhijiejiangzhididaolechulaotaidegenqiandao:“kekanqingshangmianqianzile?”

chulaotailianmangdiandiantou:“kanqinglekanqingle,shiwoertianzhangdeqianming!”

“neijiuhao!”liuxianlingdiandiantoujiangzhinalehuilaidao:“shangmiansuoshudiyitiaobianshijiangchuyuncongchujiadezongpuyichuqu,zijikelinglimenhu!”

zhongrenyitingfenfenlengle,jiulianyipangdechuyunyelengle,nandaotahechulaotaidejiaoqinggenghao,suoyizheicishilaibangchulaotaide?

chulaotaizeshimanyideangzhetou,kanba,kebushitaxiachui,zheitianzhangazaojiuyouxinjiangneixiaojianrenzhuchujialile!

raner,meidengzhongrenfanyingguolaini,liuxianlingbianyoujiezhedao:“zheidiertiao,chutianzhangmingxiasuoyoucaichanjieguichuyunsuoyou,”shuozheyoucongxinfenglitaochuleyizhangzhilaidao:“zheishangmianlieyoutianzhanglaogemingxiasuoyoudezichan,”jiangzhidijilechuyun:“nixiankankan,xinlidagaiyougeshu。”

huayishuowanzhongrenxinlinalihaiyoubumingbaide,chutianzhangzheishipazijizoule,weiyitengaidenverbeichujiarenqifuni,suoxingbianbacaichandoujiletarangtazijilinglimenhuni!

chulaotaihaimeileheduojiu,tingwanliuxianlingdehuaneiyikouqichadianmeinenghuanguolai,tazenmeyemeixiangdaozheierziyeshigebaiyanlang,suiranzheidaerziyizaojiufenjiachuqule,keshizhiyaotazijihaijianzai,zheidaerzidecaichanzijizenmezheyenengfendaobushao,genghekuanghaiyoulizhengzai,jiushiquanfenjizijile,pashichuyunneixiaojianrenmeidebanfa,sheicengxiangturanmaochulailegexianling,yixiazibatazheidianpantoudouqiamiele!

“jiranzhiqianchulaotaiyeshuole,weilerangtianzhanglaogezoudeanxinxie,neixianzaibianbazongpunaguolai,zaitianzhanglaogedelingqianjiangchuyundemingziquleba!”liuxianlingshuozhekanxianglezhanglizhengweiweixiaodao:“zhanglizhengjuederuhe?”

zhanglizhengcikenahaiyoubumingbaidedaoli,lianmangdiantouhayaodao:“liuxianlingshuodeshi,”shuowanlianmanghenhendenglelijuanyiyan:“haibukuaiqujiangzongpunaguolai。”

lijuanqieshengshengdekanleyanzijiazhangfu,chutiankuanyinchenzhelianweiweidianlediantou,renjiaxianlingdoukaikoule,tahainengzenmeban,zhishineidongxipashinabudaole,xiangdaozheitabianyizhenaonao,zheishihaishicaolvle!

chulaotaicikefangfogangganghuanguoshen,kandaoyipangxiaoerzihaizuotangzaidishang,pangbiandeyitanxianxuehaishifendemingmu:“liuxianling,neitamendawoerzizheishizongbunengzheimesuanleba?”

liuxianlingdandandehuitoukanleyanchutiankuan:“taruoshibuxiandongshou,renjiayebuzhiyushangta,buguonizheihaodaitulekouxue,shaoweipeidianyiyaofeijiuxingle。”

“darena,worujinjiuzheiyigeerzilea,zheidoubeidadetuxuele,yebuzhidaogutouduanmeiduan,zheiwanyiyougesha,zheidilidehuosheilaizuoya,kelianlaotaipowoyibanianjile,daerzigangquxiaoerzijiushangleya!”chulaotaizheikusangdebenlingzhenshizhangkoujiulai,bandianbudaiyouyude。

chuyunmomofanlegebaiyan,kuaibuzoudaochutiankuangenqian,zaixiongkoujigeweizhiyaleya,chulaotaiyibatuikaichuyunjimangdao:“niyaoganshenme?!”

shenhouganlaidesimozhenghaoyibafuzhulechuyun,suihouehenhendedengleyanchulaotai,chulaotaijiansimoneimanlianxiongsheneshademoyangbeihededunshibuganzhishengle,chuyunyouyibalaguochutiankuandeshou,zixidebalebamaibolengxiaodao:“fangxinba,gutoumeiduan,maibozhangchiyouli,sibule!”

“pei,pingshenmenishuoshenmejiushishenme!”chulaotaixiangyemeixiangdeduidao,duiwancaixiangqisimozaiyipang,youmomodesuolehuiqu。

chuyunkanleyanzhouweidelinju:“buzhikefoulaofanqiaoapoguolaikanyixia?”zheiqiaoaposhizheicunlibangeyishengle,pingrilicunminyougetoutengnaorededouxihuanzhaotabangmangkanzhen。

qiaoaponianjiyouxiedale,huanhuandezoudaochutiankuandegenqianbalebamaidiantoudao:“queshimeishenmedaai,huiqushuiyijuebianhaole!”

chuyuntiaomeikanlechulaotaiyiyan,suihoudaizhexiaoduiqiaoapodao:“laofanninle,zheidiansuanshijinindezhenjin。”shuozhebianjiangzhanglizhengjizijidewushiwendidaoleqiaoapodeshouli。

“aiyo,zheikeshibude!”qiaoapolianmangtuijudao:“buguoshigeshunshoudeshi。”

“ninjiunazheba,yaobushininrenjiahaibuxinwoni,zaishuole,jiushiquzhenshangqinggedafuguolaiyebuzhizheidian,ninbuxianqijiuhao!”chuyunyingshijiangqiansaidaoleqiaoapodeshouli,jiyiliqiaoapomeishenmeqinrenyemeiyouzinv,pingrilijiukaozhetirenkankanbingshoudianzhenjinlaiweichishenghuo。

“nizheihaizishuonalihuani,laopoziwoganxienihailaibujini,youzenmehuixianqini!”shuozheconghuailifenchuleyibufenqianyoudijichuyundao:“shiwenjiugoule,zheixietaiduole!”

“ninjiunazheba,”chuyunjiangqianyoutuilehuiqu:“rihouhaimianbuleyaoqutaoraoninni,zuijinwobijiaoaikanxieyishu,jiushiyouhaoxiebumingbaidedifang,daoshihouhaiyaoqingjiaoninni!”

qiaoapojianshizaituijubule,bianzhinengshourulehuailidao:“youshenmebumingbaidenilaiwenjiuxing,zhiyaolaopoziwozhidaode,dingrandougaosuni!”

chulaotaijianchuyunheqiaolaotailiangrenpangruowurendeshuohua,wanquanjiangtaliangzaiyipangqideyayangyang,danshikanzheyipangsimoneixiongsheneshadelian,jiashanghaiyouliuxianlingzai,tabianyouxiesongle。

baqiaoapofudaoyipangzuohaohou,lijuanyecongcongdailezongpuzouleguolai,liuxianlingmingyipangdeshiyejieguo,suihoufandaolechuyunsuozaideweizhi,zhijianneishiyecongpangbiandexianglonglinachuleyihezhushaheyizhimaobi,suihoujiangchuyundemingzicongzongpushanghualequ。

“tianzhanglaoge,rujinyekeyianxinle,chuyunzheiyatouwozihuibangnizhaokan,niqieanxinquba!”liuxianlingduizhechutianzhangdeguancaishenshenjuleyigong,suihoujiangzongpuhaijilelijuan:“zheixiabenguantinimenbazheizhujizuole,nimenkehaiyoushenmeyaonaotengde?”

chulaotaicikenalihaiganzainao,ganggangnengnaotengbuguojiushizhangzheyiweiliuxianlingshilaibangtamende,rujinkanzheijiashinalihaiyoubumingbai,zheiliuxianlingfenmingtichuyunchengyaolaide!

“jiranmeishenmeyaonaotengde,neibianhaohaojiangzheisangshibanleba,”liuxianlingsaolezhongrenyiyanjixudao:“benguanjiranzhengqiaopengshangle,jinribianyeyitongliuxiadengmingriyehaosongyisongtianzhanglaoge,zhishihaiwanggeweilinlinenggoubangchenyifan,benguanzaicixieguole!”

zhongrenfenfenyaotoushuobugandang,zhanglizhenglianmangshangqian:“liuxianlingshuodenalihua,linlijiandebangmangbenjiushiyinggaide,wozheijiufenfutamenganjinjiangzheilingtangnonghao!”shuozhelianmangduizhedajiahuoyaoheqilaile。

zhongrenfenfenbuxiedecuilekoutumo,renjialiuxianlingqingrenbanshidoushidoushihaoshuohaohuade,taliandaoshidadehen,yaobushikanzailiuxianlinghechutianzhangdemianzishang,tamenzaojiubuganle!

youlezhongrendebangzhu,lingtanghenkuaibiannonghaole,anzhaodangdidexisu,shitijinwanbixuyaozaijiatingliuyiting,youzuiqinjinderenshoulingyiwanshang,mingriyizaozaijinxinganzang。

dengdaoleyelizhongrendousanqule,chuyunbianganmangbasimodewuziheyipangdecewushoushileyixia,wanshangyehaorangliuxianlinghetadeshiyehaohaoshuiyijue,zhiyuzijihesimowanshangkendingshiyaoshoulingde。

gangpuhaobeiruni,liuxianlingbianzoulejinlai:“yunyatou,nidiehaiyouyigeyiyuan。”

chuyunyitinglianmangtaitoudao:“haiyouyigeyiyuan,shishenme?”

liuxianlingconghuailijiangxinfengnalechulaidijilechuyundao:“nizijikanba,nidieshuozheishininengzuodelezhu。”

chuyunjieguoxinfeng,jiangzhiconglimiannachulaikanlekan,chuleshangmianliangtiaowai,xiamianqueshihaiyouyitiao,bankanbancaidedaoyesuanshikanmingbaile:“wodiezheishiyaozangzaiwonianghewodididemupangbian?”

“zhengshi,nidieqishiyizhidouhensinianninianghenididi,suoyitaxiwangtaquleyihou,ninengzuozhujiangtazangzaininianghenididimudepangbian,tashuozheiyangxiaqushuobudingnenggengkuaideganshangtamen。”liuxianlingdiandiantou,mianshangdailesiwanxi。

“hao,mingriwobianrangdiezangzaineili,xianglaidieyeshiyizaojiuanpaihaode,woniangmupangbianbijiaokongkuang,zhouweidoushilinziyemeishenmetiandi,zheishibunan!”chuyunjiangzhizhelehuiqu,xiangyaosaihuixinfeng,quekandaolimianhaiyouyizhangzhi。

kandaochuyundedongzuo,liuxianlingyebudasuanmanta,zhishifenfudao:“qujiangnineichounanrenhanjinlaiba,limiandeneirongshizhenduitade。”

chuyunchelechezuijiao,chounanren,zheimingzihaizhenbiezhi!

“nikeyuanyisuiwoquxianchengjuzhu,zhenghaonishenzizuijinyetingxiangnide,nigushenyirenzaizheipashimeigezhaoying。”liuxianlingturankanxiangchuyunwendao。

chuyunlengleleng,zheiyuanzhusihuheliuxianlingbingbusuantaiqinjin,suiranmeiyuechulaodiedouhuidaitaquxianchengkanwangliuxianling,danshiyuanzhuduiliuxianlingshizhongdoushixiangduiqitarenmeishenmeliangyang,yishijianyegaobumingbaizheiqizhongdeduannilai,zaizhechuyunyebuyuanyiqujirenlixia,suoyiyaoyaotoudao:“buyuanyi。”

liuxianlingtanleyikouqiqingqingdianlediantoumeiyouzaishuoshenme。

denghanlailesimo,chuyunbenxiangchuququebeiliuxianlingliulexialai:“nidierujinqule,youxieshiqingniyegaizhidaoxiele。”

chuyunhesimoduikanyiyan:guoranyoumimi!

liuxianlingdingzhesimokanleyoukan,zuizhongmianshangzhongjiuhaishidailesixianqi:“tingwennifumudoubuzaile,yinweijihuangcongbeifangliucuanguolaide?”

yuanlaizijishizheimegeshenfen,simoanandexiangzhe,guaibudezhinengdangzhuixuni!

liuxianlingjiansimobushuohuabuyoudebanzhengleliandao:“zenme,nandaobenguanshuodebudui?”

simozhengyaodiantoushuoshi,yipangdechuyunlianmangkaikoudao:“neigetajinzaoweilejiuhewoyiqicongshanpishanghuaxialai,shanglenaozi,xianxiashenmedoujidele。”

liuxianlingyitinglianmangkanlekanchuyundao:“neinikeyoushoushangdedifang?”

“meiyoumeiyou,”chuyunyilenglianmangyaotoudao:“tabawohudehenyanshi。”

“neijiuhao!”liuxianlingmanyidediandiantou,suihoukanxiangsimodao:“kanlaitianzhanglaogeshuodebucuo,nidaoqueshishigelaoshibenfende。”shuozhejiangyipangxinfengneidelingyizhangzhinachudao:“jirannishiyile,xiangbizheishangmiandeneirongniyeshibujidele,yihuibenguanrangshiyezaizhongxieyifen,niqianzihuayahouzijiliuhao,ruoshirihouyijiujibuqilaizheixindeyifenyesuanshinengpaishangyongchang,ruoshirihouniyoujidele,neiduoyifenyeshiwusuoweide,nikeyiyuanyi?”

chuyunyitingbiantingchuleliuxianlinghualideyisi,zheishizaishitanxiaomomoni,pabushirenweixiaomomoshijiashiyiba?

simopieleyanzhishangdeneirongguyimiandaiyihuodao:“wobushizi,zheishangmianxiedeshenme?”

liuxianlingyitinglianshangzhongyudailesixiaoyidao:“rangyunyatoudujinitingtingba。”

chuyunnaguozhuoshangdexinfengconglimianjiangzuidixiadeyizhangzhinalechulai,gangdakaikandiyiyanbianyizhibuzhudezuijiaoweiweishangyangle:“zheidiyitiao:dagaijiushihunhoubunengyirenheliyouhechuyuntongfang,qieliangrenbixufenfangshui!”

cihuayichuliuxianlinghesimoliangrendoumengle,liuxianlingzeshiyihuochuyunweihebuanzhaoshangmiandeyujuduchulai,buguozhuannianyixiangbianjuededagaiyunyatoushipaneichourentingbudong,xiangdaocichukanxiangchuyundemuguangyeduolesixinwei。

simozeshizhenggedoumengquanle,xiandaihaoburongyijiedehun,jieguozuodengyoudenghaimeinengtongfangni,beizijiyigeshiwugaodaozheipocuncunlaile,buguohaozailiangrenhaishifuqiguanxi,zaowanhaishiyoujihuidema,jieguoyoutiaochulaiyigeshenmegoupixieyi,tajuedeshenweinanren,zheidengshiwulunruhedoushibunengdayingde!

chuyunjiansimoneiweiweiququchaozijidiguolaidexiaoyanshen,anfudekanletayiyansuihoujixudao:“diertiaodagaijiushijialiyiqiehuodouyounibaole,xiaodaosihoushuaya.....xilian,dadaodilidenonghuoshouchengdouyaoyounilaizuo。”chuyunyanjiaochoulechou,zheishangmianliejuleyixiliedeshiqing,zongtiyisijiushitazhiyaofanlaizhangkou,yilaishenshoujiuxingle。

zheihuisimodaoshiguaiguaidedianlediantou,zijixifufuzemeimeidejiuxingle,youhuotayirenkeyiwancheng!

houmianjigetiaolidoushiyixiesuoshidebuchong,chuyunyibianhesimoshuozheyibianshenshendijuedezheichulaodieduichuyunshizhendehao,zheinalishijizijizhaodefujuna,shuonantingdianjianzhijiushijizijizhaodepurendoubuweiguo。

simoduiyuhoumiandetiaolidaoshimeishenmeyouyiyide,jiushizuihouyitiao,chuyunkeyiwutiaojiantichuheli,erqiezijihaibunengjujue,simojuedezheiyuanshenhaizhenshirenzheshengui,zheitiaojiandounengdaying!

chuyunzeyinyinjidetamenchuanguolaineiri,zheiyuanshenhaoxianghesimodeyuanshenzhengzaineishanqiushangchaojialaizhe,zhiyuyuanyinsihuyeshiweilejiehunzheishi,zhongjianyouduanjiyishizaixiangbuqilaile,kanzhezheizhishangdeqianminghehuaya,chuyunjuedesimodeyuanshenyexubingbushiziyuande,kenengshiyoushenmekuzhong。