第3章 你全家都是傻子

“zaishuole!nizheibushihuozhehaohaode,naershaolekuaipirou?kewojiatiedanerni!beidadedoubuchengrenxingle,zheibizhangkebunengjiuzheimesuanle!”

“neinixiangruhe?”luchuyupietayiyan,zhizaixinliandaoqiyunshizaibuhao,ruofeineiaishidepomen,zhipatabiankuangdezheimuzixishiningrenzoule。

pangshenxixiaodelvdouyanyiheng,xinzhongyoudaozheishazizenmemeidianshayang,“peiqian!”

luchuyugangyaokaikoushuohua,fengzhiyaqueshenshoulanzhuleta,xianyibukaikou。

“daren,peiqiantianjingdiyi。”

pangshenerxinzhongyixi,mianshanggengshideyiwangxing:“haishifengxiucaiduguoshu,mingshili。”

huayingangluo,fengzhiyabianhuafengyizhuan,youdao:“ketiedanmaren,yegaixianpeili、daoqian。”

yanjianyigai,meiyouduoyigezi,quejiaopangsheneryigefanbodehuayeshuobuchulai。

pangshenerminleminzui,ditoufujiangdeshier,zuoqilaibuxiang,kedaodihaiyaoeyinzibushi?

tashenshoutuisangletiedanyiba:“duozuidedongxi,kuai,jixiaoyupeigebushi。”

tiedanyitingbuganle,takeshicunlidehaiziwang,zheiyaoshipeilidaoqianle,yihouzaicunzilihaizenmehun?dangjibianshuaqipolai。

“wobu,wobudaoqian,wojiubudaoqian,taniangjiushishade,jiushigeduanmingde。”

“womeimaren,woshuodejiushishishi!shishi!”

pangshenerliansejinankan,youxiangqiluchuyuxianqiandehualai,shangqianningzhuletiedandeerduo,“xiongzaizi,rangnidaoqian,laoniangdehua,doubutingle?”

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铁蛋被拧的嗷嗷叫。

luchuyuxingmoutiliuyizhuan,hudezhilenglengdaozailedishang!

“niang!”fenglinyulijipuleguoqu。

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naerhaiguanyaoqianni!zhipanzheihuiqishibiezhanshangzijicaishi!

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zheishiyishuangduohaokandemouzia!

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tazhengzhengkaikou:“xianggong,yaobu……niquchumaisexiangba?”

zhangdezheimeshuai,zheiyaoshige21shiji,jueduiqingqingsongsongchengweichaojidawanghong!

luchuyuyueshuoyuejuedekexing,zouguoqujiuniezhefengzhiyadexiabazaicifenxizheizhangjianzhi360duwusijiaodelian。

真是老天爷赏饭吃。

啪!

fengzhiyaceshenduokai,fengmouniletayiyan。

aiyou,haiyouxiaopiqi,taxihuan。

zhengdangtahaixiangjixudeshihou,fenglinyutantoutannaokanlekanluchuyu,liezuiyixiao,nazheyigedongxisaijinleluchuyushouli。

luchuyuganjueshouxinliangliang,ditouyikan,baibairuanruandechongzizaitashouxinrudong…lijihedetiaoqilai,pujinfengzhiyahuaili,shuangshoushuangjiaobingyongdeguazaitashenshang。

“a!zheishenmeguidongxi!”