wojidezijidangshidajiaoleyisheng，renwanghouyiyangjiuheyunguoqule。
buguozaihunmizhiqianwosihukandaolejicongcongganlaidewoba，tazuilihouzheshenme，yongmaozhehuangguangdeshoumengdiwangneikenaodaishangyipai，houmianwojiushenmedoubuzhidaole。
houlaitingshuogebicunpoleyizhuangxiongshaan，lidazhushalezijixifu，youcunminzaiyumidilifaxianletaxifudeshigu，danshitouzainazhijindoumeiyouzhaodao，buguoneishijinianyihoudeshile。
dengwoxinglaishiyijingshisantianzhihou，buguozheiciwobameiyoudawo，zhishilenglengdigaosuwoshuo，“xiangyaoweinididihao，jiulaoshizaijialidaizhe！”
wodiyemeishi，dancongneiyihousihuyouxiebianle，suiranhaishihewohenqinjin，danbuzaixiangyiqianneimeyilaiwole。
yeshicongneitianhouwozhidaoyuanlaiwohebierenshibuyiyangde…
“hei，xiaosaoba，heidengxiahuodeniyouzijidunzheiershalena，xiaoxinlibozibanidaizou，haha！”
wangerpangjianwodawanshangdunzaitajiayutangbian，xianzhemeishiguolaiyeyuwo，wobailetayiyan，“liangtianmeizounipiziyoujinleshibu？”
tayisuobozi，bianzhuanshenzoubianzuiying，“gaosunixiaosaoba，liwojiayutangyuandianer，yaobawojiayukesikanninaizoubuzouni！”
zuozaiwopangbiandebaiqunzixiaonvhaihenglesheng，“ruyi，wangerpangtajiushiqianshoushi，nidengzhewoquchuitabozi！”
“suanlexiaoxue，shangcinibatabozichuiluozhenyigexingqi，xianzaihaimeihaoliluoni，wanyichuichengwaiboziyihoushangnazhaoxifuerqu。”
woxiaozhelanzhuxiaoxue，xiaoxueshicundongtoulijiadehaizi，shiwoweiyidepengyou，tianshengyoucanji，zuotuibiyoutuiduan，liangnianqianbuxiaoxindiaojinleyutangli，laochulaishirenyijingmeiyouhuxile。
tamayibiankuyibiansichewotoufa，shuozaojiuburangtagenwowantabuting，zheixiazhongyubeiwokesile，rangwohaitanverdeming，neishiweiyiyiciwobeiwairendaquemeiyouhaishou，houlaijitianliandaizhewojiadoubeitazalehaojici，zuihouhaishixiaoxuetuomengjitamarangtabuyaozaizhaowomafancaisuanzuoba。
xiaoxuehenglesheng，“neiyebunengbianyita。”
shengyinluoxia，xiaoxueyizhuanshenpiaolechuqu，zhuishangwangerpangweizhetazhuanlehaojiquan。
“阿嚏！”
wangerpangturanyiduosuodalegedapenti，“zheidaxiatiandezahaiyouliangfengni，zhenlenga。”
tabaozhebangzijiaobujiakuailebushao，buyihuierrenjiuzoumeiyingle。
xiaoxuedeyidipiaohuilai，“heng，yaobushiwolibukaizhei，jinwanfeigentahuijiabanyechuitajiaobozi，hesita。”
xiaoxuebianshuobiankaozaiwojianbangshang，“yiqianhuozheshinibaohuwo，xianzaiwoyenengbaohunile，haihaoruyininengkanjianwo，younipeizhezhenhao！keshinimashangjiuyaoqudugaozhongle…ruyi，nibuyaodugaozhonglehaobuhao，zanliangyizhizaiyiqi。”
高中…
woyijingshiwule，zuiduohaiyousanniandeming，dubudugaozhongyemeishayiyi。
womozhexiaoxuedetou，suiranmeishenmechugan，“fangxin，wopeizheni，wonayebuqu。”
xiaoxuehenkaixin，“zhende？neitaihaole！buguonixuexineimehao，budugaozhongguaikexide。”
womeibanfahetajieshiwohuobuguoshibasuideshi，zhinengfuyandishuo，“meishakexide，bushuozheigele，taiwanlewoyaohuiqule。”
xiaoxuexiaoxixigenwobaishou，“neimingtianzaodianguolaiya，mingtianniguoshengri，woyaozhunishengrikuaileni。”
生日快乐？
yigemeishenmehuiyiderizi，sihuyecongmeikuaileguo。
genxiaoxuegaobiehouwohuilejia，dangnianyichangdahuohouwobasuiranbafangzifanxinle，danwaiqiangshanghenduodifanghaishinengkandaojiaoheidehenji。
wuliwonaizhengzuozaikangshangbianyanlou，jianwohuilaiyandoumeitaiyixia，“haizhidaohuijia？zabusiwaimianshengxinle。”
zheiyangdehuawocongxiaotingdaoda，zaojiuxiyiweichangle，zhouwosi？zaititoushanneiciwodoumeisicheng，mingyingzheni，wodizhetouwanglizou。
“jie，nieleba，wojiniliufanlewoqubangnirere。”wodifangxiashouliyibenfahuangdexiandingshuqishenjiuyaowangwaiwuzou。
“xianbiechile，niliangqubajintiansanxiangshaole。”
wobazuozaikangyanshangchouzheyan，takanleyanqiangshangguazhong，bashouliyantourengdaodishangnianleyijiao。
zheijinianwobalaolebushao，beiyouxietuole，gutongsedelianshangyemanshizhouwen，changnianchuanzheneijianxidefahuangdebaibeixin，kanzhejiushiyigedidaodezhuangjiahanzi，taxianzaizuiduojiushisheijiasirenlebangzhezhangluozhangluochubinxiazangdeshi，qitawaibinghenshaokanle，gengduodeshijiandouhuazaikanzhewodiliangongshang。
‘shaosanxiang’shicongshisuineijianshihou，wohewodimeitiandouyaozuodegongke，dangran，shuoshiwodidegongkegengzhunque，zheizhishitadelilian，erwozuiduosuanshipeilian。
shaosanxiangbingbushidianshangsangenxiangneimejiandan，woxuyaozhanzaiwuzizhongjian，wobahuiyongyizhangnajixuehuazhehenduoqiguaituandehuangsedabubawocongtoudaojiaogaiqilai，ranhoudianshangsangenxiang，suiranwoyanqianchuleyipianqiheishayekanbujian，danxiangyiranqiwojiuganjuehaoxiangpingkongchuxianhenduodashouzhuazhewodegebohetui，rangwoyidongbunengdong，chugantebiezhenshi。
zheishihouwobahuirangwodiweizhewozhuanquan，haiyaonayibataomujianbutingwangwoshenshangluantong，tongshiwobahuijiaotayixieqiqiguaiguaidedongxi，heigouxue，qicunding，zhongzhixueshenmede。
qichuwodiwawaku，sihuoyebugandong，wobajiuhuinabianzihenhenchouta，bianchoubianma，“feiwu！niyaoxuebuhuiwochenhezhengjiumeinizheierzi！”
wodizhinengyaozheyanaqitaomujianwangwoshenshangzha，haibixuyongli，zhadeqingledengzhetadeyoushiyibianzi。
biqiwodiwogenghaipa，zhouweiheigulongdongdeshenmeyekanbujian，buzhidaoxiayijianhuizaishenmeshijianzhaguolai，yebuzhidaohuizhadaowona，kenengshiduzi，kenengshixinkou。
zhidaosangenxiangranjin，zheiyitiandegongkecaisuanwancheng，wodimantoudahanzhanzhanjingjing，erwojinghunweiding，sangzidouhanyale，zaikanshenshang，chuleboziyishangmeishi，boziyixiajibenmeiyouhaodifang，qingyikuaiziyikuaide。
wowentaweishabuyongmutoufeiyaoyongwo，wobashuohuorencainengrangwodilianchuzhuntou。qichuwoyehuifankang，danailejibianzihouwojiubuganle。
zheixienianjiushizheimeguolaide，haozaiwodixianzaizhuntouqiangduole。
“ba，wojiehaimeichi…”
wobazhanqishenyanjingweideng，“xianqushaosanxiang！”
wohewodidoubuganshuohuale，zhinenggenzhetawangchuzou。
jiuzaizheishi，menwaihuanghuangzhangzhangpaojinlaiyigenvren。
“jiefuachushila！nikuaikankanwojiaerguozheishizadile？”
nvrenshiwojiuma，budaosishisui，tazuilideerguojiushiwolaojiu，zicongwomazouleyihouwomenliangjiajiuhenshaozoudong，zaijiashangjialihaiyouyigesheijianledouhenbuderaozhezoudewo，suiranzhuzaiyigecunzili，danjibenmeishenmewanglai。
danyanxiabuzhidaochuleshenmeshi，wokanjianjiumayilianjingkong，jiaoshangtuoxiedoupaodiuleyizhi，zheimejinghuangdeqingkuangxiajiumakanjianwohaibuwangwanghoushanshanshenzi，shenpazhanlewodemeiyun。
wobayekanchulaiqingkuangbudui，ganmangyingshangqu，“erguozale？”
huahaimeishuowanni，jiukanjianyigekunzhejitiaodamashengderenbeijigelinjulianladaizhuaichedaoyuanzili，zheirenziyaliezuide，lianhebozishangdoushixuedaozi，yishuangyanzhuzitonghongxiangshiyaocongyankuangzilijichulaiside。
这是我老舅！
jiezheyueguangwokandaolaojiudebeishanghaoxianghaipazheyigeren，shigeheiyifudexiaolianlaotaitai，neilaotaitaibanaodaidazaiwolaojiujianbangshang，yitiaoheishetoudalazailaojiuxiongqianbuduanhuangdang，sihuzhuyidaolewozhengkanta，neishuangsiyuyiyangdeheiyanqiuturanzhuanguolaikanxiangwo，zuilihaihehediguaixiao。
这是…被鬼骑了！