《neinian,pachufentoudewokaishihuashiduhun》quanwenmeiyoutuonidaishui,yemeiyoulansutaodeganqingxian,henzhidekandeyibuxuanyilingyixiaoshuo。chenruyichenyouyangshigaishudezhujiao,xiaoshuojingxuan:danshiwolaojiutengguiteng,kanyangzineilaotaitaihaishimeizou,shenzibeibangzhedongbule,tajingranyizhangzuichongzhewobayaoguolaile。……
wojidezijidangshidajiaoleyisheng,renwanghouyiyangjiuheyunguoqule。
buguozaihunmizhiqianwosihukandaolejicongcongganlaidewoba,tazuilihouzheshenme,yongmaozhehuangguangdeshoumengdiwangneikenaodaishangyipai,houmianwojiushenmedoubuzhidaole。
houlaitingshuogebicunpoleyizhuangxiongshaan,lidazhushalezijixifu,youcunminzaiyumidilifaxianletaxifudeshigu,danshitouzainazhijindoumeiyouzhaodao,buguoneishijinianyihoudeshile。
dengwoxinglaishiyijingshisantianzhihou,buguozheiciwobameiyoudawo,zhishilenglengdigaosuwoshuo,“xiangyaoweinididihao,jiulaoshizaijialidaizhe!”
wodiyemeishi,dancongneiyihousihuyouxiebianle,suiranhaishihewohenqinjin,danbuzaixiangyiqianneimeyilaiwole。
yeshicongneitianhouwozhidaoyuanlaiwohebierenshibuyiyangde…
“hei,xiaosaoba,heidengxiahuodeniyouzijidunzheiershalena,xiaoxinlibozibanidaizou,haha!”
wangerpangjianwodawanshangdunzaitajiayutangbian,xianzhemeishiguolaiyeyuwo,wobailetayiyan,“liangtianmeizounipiziyoujinleshibu?”
tayisuobozi,bianzhuanshenzoubianzuiying,“gaosunixiaosaoba,liwojiayutangyuandianer,yaobawojiayukesikanninaizoubuzouni!”
zuozaiwopangbiandebaiqunzixiaonvhaihenglesheng,“ruyi,wangerpangtajiushiqianshoushi,nidengzhewoquchuitabozi!”
“suanlexiaoxue,shangcinibatabozichuiluozhenyigexingqi,xianzaihaimeihaoliluoni,wanyichuichengwaiboziyihoushangnazhaoxifuerqu。”
woxiaozhelanzhuxiaoxue,xiaoxueshicundongtoulijiadehaizi,shiwoweiyidepengyou,tianshengyoucanji,zuotuibiyoutuiduan,liangnianqianbuxiaoxindiaojinleyutangli,laochulaishirenyijingmeiyouhuxile。
tamayibiankuyibiansichewotoufa,shuozaojiuburangtagenwowantabuting,zheixiazhongyubeiwokesile,rangwohaitanverdeming,neishiweiyiyiciwobeiwairendaquemeiyouhaishou,houlaijitianliandaizhewojiadoubeitazalehaojici,zuihouhaishixiaoxuetuomengjitamarangtabuyaozaizhaowomafancaisuanzuoba。
xiaoxuehenglesheng,“neiyebunengbianyita。”
shengyinluoxia,xiaoxueyizhuanshenpiaolechuqu,zhuishangwangerpangweizhetazhuanlehaojiquan。
“阿嚏!”
wangerpangturanyiduosuodalegedapenti,“zheidaxiatiandezahaiyouliangfengni,zhenlenga。”
tabaozhebangzijiaobujiakuailebushao,buyihuierrenjiuzoumeiyingle。
xiaoxuedeyidipiaohuilai,“heng,yaobushiwolibukaizhei,jinwanfeigentahuijiabanyechuitajiaobozi,hesita。”
xiaoxuebianshuobiankaozaiwojianbangshang,“yiqianhuozheshinibaohuwo,xianzaiwoyenengbaohunile,haihaoruyininengkanjianwo,younipeizhezhenhao!keshinimashangjiuyaoqudugaozhongle…ruyi,nibuyaodugaozhonglehaobuhao,zanliangyizhizaiyiqi。”
高中…
woyijingshiwule,zuiduohaiyousanniandeming,dubudugaozhongyemeishayiyi。
womozhexiaoxuedetou,suiranmeishenmechugan,“fangxin,wopeizheni,wonayebuqu。”
xiaoxuehenkaixin,“zhende?neitaihaole!buguonixuexineimehao,budugaozhongguaikexide。”
womeibanfahetajieshiwohuobuguoshibasuideshi,zhinengfuyandishuo,“meishakexide,bushuozheigele,taiwanlewoyaohuiqule。”
xiaoxuexiaoxixigenwobaishou,“neimingtianzaodianguolaiya,mingtianniguoshengri,woyaozhunishengrikuaileni。”
生日快乐?
yigemeishenmehuiyiderizi,sihuyecongmeikuaileguo。
genxiaoxuegaobiehouwohuilejia,dangnianyichangdahuohouwobasuiranbafangzifanxinle,danwaiqiangshanghenduodifanghaishinengkandaojiaoheidehenji。
wuliwonaizhengzuozaikangshangbianyanlou,jianwohuilaiyandoumeitaiyixia,“haizhidaohuijia?zabusiwaimianshengxinle。”
zheiyangdehuawocongxiaotingdaoda,zaojiuxiyiweichangle,zhouwosi?zaititoushanneiciwodoumeisicheng,mingyingzheni,wodizhetouwanglizou。
“jie,nieleba,wojiniliufanlewoqubangnirere。”wodifangxiashouliyibenfahuangdexiandingshuqishenjiuyaowangwaiwuzou。
“xianbiechile,niliangqubajintiansanxiangshaole。”
wobazuozaikangyanshangchouzheyan,takanleyanqiangshangguazhong,bashouliyantourengdaodishangnianleyijiao。
zheijinianwobalaolebushao,beiyouxietuole,gutongsedelianshangyemanshizhouwen,changnianchuanzheneijianxidefahuangdebaibeixin,kanzhejiushiyigedidaodezhuangjiahanzi,taxianzaizuiduojiushisheijiasirenlebangzhezhangluozhangluochubinxiazangdeshi,qitawaibinghenshaokanle,gengduodeshijiandouhuazaikanzhewodiliangongshang。
‘shaosanxiang’shicongshisuineijianshihou,wohewodimeitiandouyaozuodegongke,dangran,shuoshiwodidegongkegengzhunque,zheizhishitadelilian,erwozuiduosuanshipeilian。
shaosanxiangbingbushidianshangsangenxiangneimejiandan,woxuyaozhanzaiwuzizhongjian,wobahuiyongyizhangnajixuehuazhehenduoqiguaituandehuangsedabubawocongtoudaojiaogaiqilai,ranhoudianshangsangenxiang,suiranwoyanqianchuleyipianqiheishayekanbujian,danxiangyiranqiwojiuganjuehaoxiangpingkongchuxianhenduodashouzhuazhewodegebohetui,rangwoyidongbunengdong,chugantebiezhenshi。
zheishihouwobahuirangwodiweizhewozhuanquan,haiyaonayibataomujianbutingwangwoshenshangluantong,tongshiwobahuijiaotayixieqiqiguaiguaidedongxi,heigouxue,qicunding,zhongzhixueshenmede。
qichuwodiwawaku,sihuoyebugandong,wobajiuhuinabianzihenhenchouta,bianchoubianma,“feiwu!niyaoxuebuhuiwochenhezhengjiumeinizheierzi!”
wodizhinengyaozheyanaqitaomujianwangwoshenshangzha,haibixuyongli,zhadeqingledengzhetadeyoushiyibianzi。
biqiwodiwogenghaipa,zhouweiheigulongdongdeshenmeyekanbujian,buzhidaoxiayijianhuizaishenmeshijianzhaguolai,yebuzhidaohuizhadaowona,kenengshiduzi,kenengshixinkou。
zhidaosangenxiangranjin,zheiyitiandegongkecaisuanwancheng,wodimantoudahanzhanzhanjingjing,erwojinghunweiding,sangzidouhanyale,zaikanshenshang,chuleboziyishangmeishi,boziyixiajibenmeiyouhaodifang,qingyikuaiziyikuaide。
wowentaweishabuyongmutoufeiyaoyongwo,wobashuohuorencainengrangwodilianchuzhuntou。qichuwoyehuifankang,danailejibianzihouwojiubuganle。
zheixienianjiushizheimeguolaide,haozaiwodixianzaizhuntouqiangduole。
“ba,wojiehaimeichi…”
wobazhanqishenyanjingweideng,“xianqushaosanxiang!”
wohewodidoubuganshuohuale,zhinenggenzhetawangchuzou。
jiuzaizheishi,menwaihuanghuangzhangzhangpaojinlaiyigenvren。
“jiefuachushila!nikuaikankanwojiaerguozheishizadile?”
nvrenshiwojiuma,budaosishisui,tazuilideerguojiushiwolaojiu,zicongwomazouleyihouwomenliangjiajiuhenshaozoudong,zaijiashangjialihaiyouyigesheijianledouhenbuderaozhezoudewo,suiranzhuzaiyigecunzili,danjibenmeishenmewanglai。
danyanxiabuzhidaochuleshenmeshi,wokanjianjiumayilianjingkong,jiaoshangtuoxiedoupaodiuleyizhi,zheimejinghuangdeqingkuangxiajiumakanjianwohaibuwangwanghoushanshanshenzi,shenpazhanlewodemeiyun。
wobayekanchulaiqingkuangbudui,ganmangyingshangqu,“erguozale?”
huahaimeishuowanni,jiukanjianyigekunzhejitiaodamashengderenbeijigelinjulianladaizhuaichedaoyuanzili,zheirenziyaliezuide,lianhebozishangdoushixuedaozi,yishuangyanzhuzitonghongxiangshiyaocongyankuangzilijichulaiside。
这是我老舅!
jiezheyueguangwokandaolaojiudebeishanghaoxianghaipazheyigeren,shigeheiyifudexiaolianlaotaitai,neilaotaitaibanaodaidazaiwolaojiujianbangshang,yitiaoheishetoudalazailaojiuxiongqianbuduanhuangdang,sihuzhuyidaolewozhengkanta,neishuangsiyuyiyangdeheiyanqiuturanzhuanguolaikanxiangwo,zuilihaihehediguaixiao。
这是…被鬼骑了!
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