chenchuheyongshoumoleyibazijidelian,henwunaidewendao:“wokeyishuobushima?”
“不可以。”
“那你问个蛋!”
“走个流程。”
陈楚河猛翻白眼。
suyanjixuwendao:“niweishenmeyaolaixiangqin?”
chenchuhepazaizhuozishang,yiliandeshengwukelian:“beiwo**debei,pawozaipaochuquliunianbuhuijia,rangwoxiangqinzhaogexifu,shenggedapangsunzijita,zheiyangwojiubuhuiluanpaole。”
“**的?”
“……”
chenchuhezuijiaoyichou:“nideguanzhudiannengbunengbuyaozheimeqiguaia?”
suyanzheicaifaxianzijiyongcibudang:“baoqianbaoqian,shunzuileshunzuile。”
diaozhengleyixiazijideqingxu,suyanhuranxiaomimidewendao:“ei,daizi,nigangcaiduineinvrenshuodehua,suanshubu?”
“什么话啊?”
“yigeyuejiniwuqian,jinimaitaofang、mailiangche,shenmedoubuyonggan,rangnitangping,nijiugenrenzou?”
yipangdeshenyanqingkanchuzijiguimidexiangfa,jimangshuodao:“bushi!suyan,nibie……”
“你闭嘴。”
suyandengletayiyan,shenyanqingyouqiyouwunai,zhinengbizuibushuohua。
chenchuhexinliyijingmodaosuyandesuanpanle,waizhetouwen:“shia,zenmele,niyaoyangwoa?”
suyanxiaomimideshuodao:“shia,nixianzaikeyibawodangnidexiangqinduixiang,zhiyaonidiantou,wolimadainihuijia,banixiangyaodejini。”
“wobugan。”chenchuhexiangdoumeixiang,zhijiehuijue。
suyanweiweicuoe:“weishenme?zheibushiniyaodetiaojianma?”
“shia,dannibiewangle,woyaozheixiedetiaojianshidasuanhoubanbeizitangpingde!”
“shidasuanshenmeshidoubugan,meitianjiugenyitiaoxianyuyiyangtangping,zheibianshaishaitaiyang,neibianchuichuifeng,ouerfangeshen,jixushaitaiyangde。”
chenchuhezhijieshuochuanlesuyandemude:“suiranwoxianzaihaibuzhidaoniyangwodemudeshiweileshenme,buguowoxiangyidingshiyiduiposhimafanshi。”
“wodoutangpingxiangzhechiqingchunfanle,nihaizhiwangwobangnikanglei?”
“我不干!”
beizhijiehuijuedesuyandunshiyaoyaqiechi:“nihuisuanminghaishizade?”
“倒也不是。”
“zhishizuijinkanguomougefengzibuliangzuozhedezongcaiwen,limiandetaoluyoulaoyoulanyouwuliao,woguangkankaitoumuludounengzhidaofashengshashile。”
chenchuhelanyangyangdeshuodao:“nizheizhaohetaxiededachabuchade,henrongyicaide。”
“suoyi,dazhaizhu,nihaishibiechixinwangxiangle,nihaishihuangerenhuohuoba。”
“wozoula,huiqushuijuelou!”
shuozhechenchuhejiuyaozhanqilai,quebeitongyangsuyanfanshoujianlexialai:”nidengdeng!”
chenchuheshunjianbuganle,kaishiguikulanghao:“aiyowei,dazhaizhua!kanzaizanliangdourenshizheimeduoniandefenshang,ninengbiehuohuowoma?”
“wojiuzhishiyitiaoputongjiatingchulai,meishenmedazhixiangdexianyu,huozhetinghao,sileyexing,wohoubanbeizimeishalixiangle,jiuxiangzhechileshuishuilechi,yihoumaifenlihesijietouduiwolaishuodoukeyi。”
“zhiyaowosile,nibawoguhuidangdabaimoqiangbidouxing。”
“nibiezhiwangwobangnikangleia!”
“我扛不动啊!”
tingdaozheihuadeshenyanqingneigelianpichouzhe,neifudu,neipinlv,buzhidaodehaiyiweitanianjiqingqingjiudelepajinsenni!
tabushimeikandaoguoxiangtangpinghuozheshiyijingtangpinglederen。
dantadequemeijianguozheimenengtangpingderen!
yongtadehualaizongjiejiushi,nenghuohuo,bunenghuosi!
chuqideshi,zaitazheiyidunguikulanghaoyihou,suyandeliansedaoshihuifulezhengchang。
tameimaoweiweitiaoqi,shuangshouhaizaixiongqian,jiangneibenjiubolanzhuangkuodehuduzaixianqiyiceng。
suyansonglekou:“xing,zheigesuini,nibuxiangzuojiubuzuole,bijingqiangniudeguabutian。”
haimeidengchenchuhesongyikouqi,ranerxiayimiao,suyandehuajiuzaidurangtadeshenjingjinbengleqilai:“buguojintianjirannandeyudaole,neixianzaiwomenlailiaoliao,nizhiqianqianwodezhaiba?”
6……
来讨债了……
zheishihuanlegefangfabiwotuoxiea……
zaoyijingkanchuanleyiqiedechenchuhedangjishuodao:“xing,woxianzaijiuhainiqian。”
“wosuanguole,woyiqianyigongqianniwushierwanyiqiansanbaiyishisishiba?”
“我现在就还……”
yibianshuozhe,chenchuheyibiantaochuleshouji。
yankanzhezheijiahuobuantaoluchupai,qingjizhixiadesuyanyibaanzhutagangnachulaideshouji,diliuliudedayanjingyizhuan,jishangxintou。
tazhouzhemeitou,shuo:“budui!”
“哪不对了?”
“钱不对!”
chenchuhehoucaoyadoukuaiyaosuile:“wozheikeshilianniyiqianguojiewoshengrijiwofadehongbaodousuanjinqule,haisuanlejibaibianle,baozhengyifenqiandoubuhuisuancuode!”
“zenmekenenghuichucuo?”
suyandanrandeshuodao:“liunianqiandewujianenghexianzaidebima?”
“woliunianqianwukuaiqianmaiyibeinaicha,xianzaikeyima?”
chenchuheanchuochuodebuleyidao:“xuemichengbingkeyi。”
“……”
suyan:“6……bazheijiahuojiwangle。”
“neineinei,neizaishuole,wozaishamojiniyipingjiumingdeshuihenisuibianzaixiaomaipumaideyipingshuinengyiyangma?”
chenchuhezuijiaoyiche:”dazhaizhu,zheiyuecheyueyuanleha!”
“nijiushuoshibushizheigeliba!”suyanyitingxiong,yifuwomeicuodeyangzi。
chenchuhedixialetou,pazaizhuozishang,xiangtiaokuaisideyu,zhihengheng:“xingxingxingxing,nibujiushidasuanyaolixima?shuogeshu,woqucoujini。”
“这可是你说的。”
“嗯,我说的。”
chenchuhexinlitanqibuzhi,yuanlaimingzhiyoukenghaidetiaoshizheizhongganjue。
真特么难受!
不过也没办法。
zheidazhaizhushuodeqishiyeyoujifendaoli,liunianqianyaoshitabujieqianjiziji,zijizaojiubuzhidaoyinweineigebingsileduoshaohuile。
yaobushidazhaizhujieqianjitaduochuquzouzou,kankanwaimiandefengjing,changyichanggedibuyiyangdedongxi,tayouzenmekenengzoudechulai?
yaobushidazhaizhujieqianjita,huoxuzaitazuiwuzhu,zuiwunaidenianji,jiuyaoshiquzijidezhiqinle。
suirandazhaizhuneishihouyizhiqiangdiaoneishichanghailetayiqianshouliutadeenqing,tamenliangqingle。
可哪里能两清?
zaishuole,tacongmeijuedeyiqianshouliutashiyijianduomezhongyaodeenqing。
neizhibuguoshiyigegudanderen,zhaodaoleyigekeyipeitawan,peitajiemendewanbaneryi。
早就算两清了。
chenchuheyizhibazheifenenqingjizaixinli,yaoburanyebuzhiyuliunianqianzaizhidaodazhaizhuzuoshoushuhuisideshihoutakudeneimeshangxinle。
suoyiqishichenchuhexinliyijingjuedingle,zhiyaodazhaizhukaikou,duoshaoqiantadouji。
zhiyukangbukanglei,tashibudasuankangde。
tadasuananchuochuodebadazhaizhuyudaodeleijijiejuele,zheicaisuanhailetadeenqing,haiwantaqiantadezhai。
“行,五十亿。”
“打钱!”