第2章 刻薄的代言人

xumiaobujinyouxiexiangxiao,zheimegejiating,haizhenshiyougouzaoxinde!

fuqinzaishishi,jitazaicunlidingleyihuqin,yuanbenshuodengyuanzhushisisuijiuguomende,kemeixiangdaonanfangjiajuranzhongtubiangua,zhiyinzheiyuanzhudenainai,chaorenjiayaowuliangyinzideyangqian。

五两银子?!

zhenshihaodayibiyinzia,zainongcun,wuliangyinzidequeshiquxifudejiage,kezheigeyinzineishibaokuojinvfangjiayangqian、banjiuxi、zuoyifudengdengdengdeng。

zheixujiadelaotaitai,juranyikaikoujiuyaowuliangyinziyangqian,zheihuanzuoshiputongyinshizhijia,dougouqiangnengdaying,gengbieshuohaishiyigezhongguizhongjudecunhule,butuiqinyouwangnaerpao?

kezheiyuanzhugangbeituiqin,neigelaogujiuchulaiyidunzema,shigeyougangqiangdenvzi,douhuihuobuxiaqu,gengbieshuozheigezaojiuduishenghuomeiyouqidaideyuanzhule。

xumiaokuxiaodeyangqizuijiao,huranganjuedaoyigexiaoshou,zhengqingqingdimozhetadelian,zhengkaiyanjingyikan,juranshizuixiaodedidixiaowu,xiaojiahuozhengrenzhendejitacayanlei,yibiancayibianshuo:

“dajiebuku,xiaowujihuhu。”

shuozhezhendeduitahongzhongdeetouchuiqileqi,yuanlaizaichengxineixiejiyideshihou,xumiaojingbuzhibujuedekule。

shia,zhiyaoshigeyouxueyourouderen,zaikandaoneixiezaoyu,douhuitongqingdediaoxiayanlei。gengbieshuo,tahaishiyigeganxingde、weilaiyaoshenghuozaizheilideren。

xumiaoxinweideshenshou,qingmoxiaojiahuomeiyouroudexiaolianer,shuo:

“xiaowuzhenguai,dajiebukule,yebutengle。”

xiaojiahuoyitingzheihua,danchundeyiweishizijidegonglao,xiaozhediandiantou,shuo:

“dajie,nigangcaihesixiaowule,nidoubushuohua,xiaowuneimejiaoni,nidoubushuohua。”

wusuidexiaohaier,zaimeiyoudieniangpeiban,shizuicuiruo、mingande,suoyi,dangtakanjiandajiebushuohua、jinbiyanjingdeshihou,ziranyeshihaipade。

xumiaozhengzhadecongtukangzuoqilai,shenshoubaxiaowulouzaihuaili,qingmotadefading,shuo:

“guai,dajieyihoubuhuile,buhuizairangxiaowudanxinle。”

jiediliangzhengshuozhe,sanlangduanleyiwanreshuijinwu,yibianzouyibianchui,ranhoujiaojixumiao,shuo:

“dajie,kuaihedianershui,wozailimianfanglejiangpian,fangxin,laogutamenmeifaxian,kuaidianheba。”

nongcunwuzhikuifa,yipianjiangdoushihaodongxi,xumiaokanzhedongshidedadi,manzudediandiantou,shenshoujieguoneiwanjiangshui,chuilechui,ranhouheleyidakou。

zheigejiayihoujiukaotale,yuanzhudeshenzineimeruo,tayidingyaohaohaoyanghuilaibuke,buran,yihouzheisangedi、meigaizenmeban,qiangrenzhesuanchu,hanleijiangneiwanrehuhudejiangshuihejinzhihou,jiangwanfangzaileyipang。

shenshoubaxiaowugenxuyahaiyousanlangyiqilouzaihuaili,jiandingdeshuo:

“dajieyidinghaohaofuyangnimen,buhuizairangnimenshoudaorenheweiqu!”

huayingangluo,yuanzilijiuchuanlailezhongqishizudehansheng

“doushenmeshichenle,haibuzuofan?yaoesiwomenlianggelaode?xumiao,simeisi?meisigunchulaizuofan,doutuiqinlehaimeiyouyanlijianer,dengsheisihounini?”

huashuodehenguofen,yerangxumiaoxinlidewuhuo,chengchengdewangshangcuan,waimianjiaorangdeneigelaojiahuo,buyongcaiyezhidaoshishei,kendingshizheiyuanzhudenainai,yeshitaweilaidenainai,xujiadedangjianvzhurenlvshi。

laoxujiayigonggeersige,meiyoufenjiayizhidouzaiyiqiguo,suoyi,dangchutadiebeizasideneiyibiyinzi,yejiudouluodaolezheilaojiahuodeshouli,yizhaoyuanzhudejiyi,neishiyibizuzuershiliangyinzidejukuan。

巨款?!

一条人命?!

呵呵?!

buguoyaoxiangfuyangdi、mei,tacikejiuderenrufuzhong,shuojutuhuaneijiushi:shilongdepanzhe,shihudepazhe!

bubazheigedifangdeshenghuoxisumotou,bubazheigejiashangxiaguanxinongqing,taxiangzuoshenmedoushitianfangyetan!

“sile?xumiao,hanninibuzhidao?ganjingunchulaizuofan,zaiwulifangshenmeyangzi!”

放秧子?东北话?!

xumiaotingdaozheier,xinlidaxi。

tashitushengtuzhangdedongbeiren,daxueshixuedenongyeguanli,yuanbenshidasuanliuzaidongbei,huikuijiaxiangde,kebuxiangyinchayangcuodequlenanfanggongzuo,ruguozheigedifangshuodeshidongbeihua,neita……

xiangdaozheier,xumiaoganjinfangkaidi、mei,xiadichuanxie,zhenglixiapojiudeyifu,kaimenchulewuzi,dangkanjianyuanzizhong,qiayaozhanzhedelaotaitailvshi,bujinliuyishenkanleyiyan。

guoranshigelaodiaopozi,diaoyanshaozi、bozuichun、tabiliang、bingzilian,zaijiashangneiyishuohuajiuzhidoudebazimei,aiyawoqu,jianzhijiushijiansuan、kebodedaiyanrena!

shishiwuzheweijunjie,xumiaoannazhexinlidebukuai,dizhetouwangchufangdefangxiangzouqu,shenhoudemashengzaicichuanlai

“nigexiaotizi,yitianbuma,nijiuhunshenciyang?daodianerbuzuofan,dengsheisihounini?buyaoliandexiaotizi,tianshengdeguafuming……”

啧啧啧——

zheimade,haizhenshiyidiankoudedoubuliu,qinnainaimaqinsunnvguafuming。

果然是极品!

xumiaotingzheneigemasheng,bunufanxiao。youzheiyangdenainai,xiangxinyihoutaderizihuihenjingcai。yiqiangongzuoxianxiadeshihou,yekanguobushaochuanyuedexiaoshuo,buguotazheichuandehaitingrangrenwunaide。

renjiachuandebushishenmegongdou、jiushizhaidou,ertadaohao,juranshigecundou!

guantashishenmedoule,xianbayanqiandezheixiejiejuelezaishuo,rujintashigebeituihundenvzi,zhenyaoshizheijiarenqilehuaixin,batamailehuanyinzi,neisangexiaoluobutou,kendingshixiongduojishaole。

laohuashuodehao,dazhangfunengqunengshen,tasuiranshinvzi,kezirenweishinvhanzi,duanzandefuruan,shiweilerihougenghaodefuyangdi、mei,zheigequ,zanshishouzhemeisha。

budebushuo,xumiaodeziwodiaojienenglihenqiang,yiluzoudaochufang,yijingbushengqile,nazheshaiganledeyumigan,dianran、ranhoufangzaizaotangli,daguotianshuixianshuaguo。

“jie,wobangni。”sanlangdongshidecongwaimianzoujinlai,dunxiashenzi、bangzhewangzaotanglitianchaihuo。

rucinuanxindedidi,zhenshirangxumiaotebiedegandong,shenshouqingqingdimozhesanlangdefading,xiangqineiliangxiaode,bufangxindewen:

“yaergenxiaowuni?tamenganshenmeni?”

erbojiadesilang,meishierjiuqifuzijianeiliangxiaode,sanlangzaitazheierbangmang,nei……

“dajiefangxin,yaerdaizhexiaowuzaijialidekangshangwanni,meizaiwaimian。”

sanlangshuowan,hanhandeyixiao,luchulianggexiaohuya,tebiedezhaorenxihan,xumiaoyexiaoleyixia,nazhepenyaoleliuwanbanyumimian、liangwanheimian,xujiameidunfandoushikedingkemaode。

sheichiduoshao、chijige,neidoushiyoushude,suoyizheigezuofan、yaomian,yeshiyoudingliangde。buguojinerxumiaokemeiguanneige,duononglebanwanyumimianchulai,ranhouxunsuheshangshui,kaishiyidianyidianchuaimian……