001.穿越了
“好疼！”
mihuzhong，wenjiushenshoumoxiangzijidehounao，neiliqilegedabao，xianranshibeishenmedunqijidaguode。
tafeilidezhengkaishuangyan，caifaxianzijizaiyigeguiyidedifang——
sizhoushiyipiangaoliangtiandi。
erta，shitangzaitiangengshang。
shenshanghaichuanzhedazhebudingdepojiudeguzhuang，bingqie，yishanbuzheng。
这是什么情况？
wenjiushiyigeguojishentou。
lianggeyueqian，tajieleyixianggongzuo，weimouzhengfuquzboshineili，touyigegenyixueyouguandezhongdafaming。
zheifengongzuodebaochoushifenyouren，zuowanzugoutajinpenxishou，jiexialaiquxiangshouzhisuijinmideshenghuo！
kesheizhi，jiuzaidakaizboshidebaoxianju，modaoneigedongxideshunjian，wenjiubeichongjinlaidebaobiaoyiqiangdazhongxiongkou。
kanlai，tashisile，erqie，haichuanyuele？
wenjiuzhengzaiyilianmengbizhong，zheishihou，yuanyuande，jiukandaotiangengneitoupaolaigexiaoren。
tadagaisiwusuideyangzi，shifendeshouruo，shenshangzangxixide，yikanjiushigeqiongrenjiadehaizi。
xiaowazipaodaowenjiudegenqian，xiaozuiyibie，huangdoudadeyanleizhuzishunzhelianjiawangxiatang，xiaolianbianchenglexiaohuamao。
“niang，nimeishi，zhenshitaihaole！ganggang，chadianhesiwole，wuwu......
tashuozhe，xiaoxiaodeshenzi，jiupudaolewenjiudehuaili。
beitajiaoleyisheng“niang”，wenjiuyuanbenkongkongruyedenaodaili，rutongbeikaiqilekaiguan。
yuanzhudejiyi，shunjianyonglejinlai。
yuanzhuyejiaowenjiu，jinnianershiyisui。
huailidexiaohuamao，shitadeerzi，jiaozuoguhongsheng，jinnianwusuile。
hongshengdedieshicunligujiadelaoer，guerqunianjinshandaliebeiyeshouchile，shiguwucun。
suoyi，wenjiuyichuanyueguolai，jiuchengleyigedaizhewadeguafule！？
这是什么鬼？
wenjiujianzhixiangzhaokuaishitouzhuangshangquzaisiyici。
tazhengxiangbazheigefangfafuzhuxingdong，zheishihou，huailidexiaojiahuo，taiqitoulai，yongwengshengwengqidexiaonaiyinshuodao：
“niangmeishizhenshitaihaole！yihou，wohuibaohuhaoniang，haohaozhaoguniang，buhuizairangbierenqifuniangle，jianglainianshu，kaoshanggongming，rangniangtiantianchixianghelaxiangqingfu！niang，woyidinghuizuodaode！”
tinglehongshengzheiyifanhua，buzhidaoshiyuanzhudeyishizaiwenjiudenaozhongzuosui，haishitabennengdemuxingbeihuanxingle，wenjiuzhijuedexinlimougedifangbeimengliedezhuangjileyixia。
zheigewataidongshi，taizhaorentengle。
jiranzhonghuoleyici，liuzaizheier，genhongshengyiqishenghuo，yeshiyigebucuodexuanzeba？
jilaizhizeanzhi，wenjiubenshenyebushigepopomamadexingge，suoyi，henkuaijiuxiadinglejuexin：
“hongshengguai，niangmeishile，yihou，nianghuigenniyiqihaohaodeguorizi。”
tinglewenjiudehua，guhongshengdunshixixiaoyankai：“niang，nizhongyuxiangkaile！diediezoulezheiyinian，nimeitiandouyileiximian，shuoyaogenzhedieyikuaierqule，nibuzhidaowoduodanxin......”
wenjiushenchushoulai，lianaidetitacaganlianshangdeleihua。
yuanzhudexinggetaiguonuoruo，nanrenyisijiushiqulezhuxingu，shayeganbule，jingranrangyigewusuidehaizizhaogu。
suoyi，guhongshengcaiduanlianleyifuyuzijinianlingbuxiangchengdezaoshu。
xiangdaotazheiyinianlaichideku，wenjiudunshihenxinsuan，tabaguhongshenglouzaihuaili：
“fangxin，yihouniangbuhuizuoshashi，shuoshahuale，nianghuihaohaohuozhe，kanzhehongshengzhongzhuangyuan！”
“hao，niang！”guhongshenggaoxingdebudele：“taihaole！”
buguo，tadegaoxingjingerbingmeiyouchixuduojiu，yizhangxiaolianshangyouxianchuyimodanyoudeshense：
“niang，zanmenganjinhuijiaba，wotingshuonaiyaolaile，tahaibacunzhangjizhaolaile，shuoyaozhiniangdezuini！”
“治罪，什么罪？”