002.youdiaominxianghaita
“ganggangnaizaicunliaoaodejiaohuan，shuoniangzaizheilitouhanzi，tayaoquzhaocunzhang，shuoyaobaniangjijinzhulong......”
guhongshengshuozhe，yishuangliangjingjingdedayanjingluchujiandingdemuguangkanzhewenjiu：“niang，wohuibaohuni，buhuirangnaiqifuni！”
zheihuawenjiutingzaierduoli，youshibuzhudegandong。
tazheigeerzi，zhenshitaidongshile。
buguo，tadegandongjingerhaimeiguo，jiutingdaoerbianchuanlaiguhongshengdexiaonaiyin：“niang，touhanzishishenmeyisi？”
呃，这就尴尬了。
wenjiumeixiangdaoerzihuiwentazheiyangdewenti。
buguoyeshi，guhongshengzaidongshizaoshu，yebuguoshigewusuidehaizi，kendingshisuozhiyouxian。
touhanzizheizhongburuliudecier，tabuzhidaoyeshizhengchang。
dangran，wenjiuyebuxiangrangtazhidaozheixiebuganbujingdedongxi。
“hongsheng，zheihuabukeyiluanshuo，zhidaoma？”wenjiumianseyouxieyansu。
guhongshengguaiqiaodediantou：“niang，wozhidaole，zanmenkuaihuijiaquba！”
wenjiuyediandiantou，congdishangzhanqishenlai，lazhuerzideshou。
jirandouyourenlaizhaochale，tahaidengzhebeiqifubucheng？
raner，muzierrenhaimeizouliangbu，jiukandaoditouyoulianggerenzoulaile。
weishoudehuibaihuzidelaotou，shizheigexiaowancundecunzhangwangdaming。
houmiangenzheyigesiwushisuidenongfu，yilianxiongxiang。
zheirenshiyuanzhudepopo，guerdeniang，gulaopozi。
gulaopoziyikandaowenjiu，jiuchaotacuileyikou，ranhouduiwangdamingshuodao：
“cunzhanga，woganggangqinyankandao，wenjiuzheigexiaochangfu，zaizheiertouhanzi，womenlaogujiadelian，dourangtadiuguangle，ninkedeweiwomenzuozhua！”
kanzhegulaopozizheifuzuilian，wenjiuxinlijiuhehele——
说她偷汉子？
这简直是笑话。
yuanzhudejiyiligenbenjiumeiyouzheishier。
zaishuole，guersile，yuanzhudouxiangxunqing，zheishuomingtaduiguershiqingshenyizhong，youzenmehuitouhanzi？
haiyouwenjiuhounaoshaoshangdedabao，fenmingshibeirendade。
zhongzhongjixiangbiaoming，shiyoudiaominxianghaitaa！
haitadediaomin，buyongshuo，jiushiyanqianzheigeepopole。
zheigegulaopozi，zaiguerhaihuozhedeshihou，jiuqifuwenjiu。
guershoubulexifubeiqifu，jiufenjiachulaidanguo，kejiusuanshizheiyang，gulaopozihaishisantianliangtoudezhaoshier。
guersilezhihou，gulaopoziweilebazhantaliuxiadeliangmudi，gengshixiangfangshefadeqifuwenjiumuzi。
buguo，wenjiubingmeiyougengulaopoziduofeikoushe。
ershikanxiangwangdaming：“cunzhangdabo，wopopokendingshikancuole，womeiyoutouren。zaishuole，zhuojianyaonashuang，tayebunengkongkouwuping，jiubazheishipenziwangwodetoushangkou，ninshuoshibushizheigedaoli？”
wenjiuzhidao，gulaopozibujiangli，danshi，wangdamingzheigecunzhanghaishijianglide。
guoran，wangdamingtinglewenjiudehua，jiubamuguangzhuanxianglegulaopozi：“wenshishuodemeicuo，niyaoshibunachudianzhengjulai，wojiudezhinidezuile！”
gulaopoziyitingzheihua，lianseluchuyimodeyidexiaorong：“cunzhang，ninkanninshuode，wozheimedasuishule，zanengmeipingjujiuluanshuoni？”
tashuozhe，jiucongnachuyizhinanrendexiezi，songdaocunzhanggenqian：“wosuiranmeizhuadaowenjiudepinfu，keshi，wokandaotataopaole，haipaodiaoleyizhixie，jiushizheigele！”