“咱们这是去哪？”
linqingyusihushiduiyangrunxinzhongyoukui，nandeyoulexiehaolianse。
“给你买衣服。”
“wa，guoranshijituandalao，chushoujiushibuyiyang，lianbaobiaodedaiyudouzheimehao！”
“nichuanchengzheiyanghuijiwodiulian。”
“...”
...
jinghangshigaodangshangchangyouhenduo，jutipaimingpaibuchugeyiersanlai，danyangrunshenchudezheijiaxinguangtiandijueduishiqizhongdejiaojiaozhe。
linqingyujiangyangrunrengjinyijiananzhuangdianbianpaoquweishengjianle，tayaoyangrunzixingtiaoxuan，yihuitalaijiezhangjiushile。
cishishihouhaizao，shangchangneirenbushihenduo，zheijiananzhuangdianmianyejiusanlianggeguke，yangrunbujinbumandidaochuzouzhekanzhe，xinzhongqueshiyizhizaidaoxiliangqi。
“made，zheiyijianxifujingranyaoliangwankuai...”
“五万？？？”
“八万？？？”
zuihouyangrunbeiaidifaxian，tadoulizheiliangbaiduokuaiqianyejiunengmaigexiantou，yinweizheilideneikuzuibianyideyeyaoxiaoyiqiankuaiyitiao。
eryangrunshibushidishengjingtandejudongzaojiuxiyinledianmianfuwuyuanhejinglidezhuyi。
“这小子哪来的？”
“jinlaiyouyihuile，daochukan，ranhoujiukanjiagepai，kanqilaishigeqionggui。”
dianmianjinglishigeweipangdenanzi，yishenxifudaoshichuandeyisibugou，bijingzaizheizhongdifanggongzuoyaoshikeyuquanguirenwujiechu。
“hengheng，doubuyongkande，woyongbiziyiwenjiuzhidaoshigetubiele，fanfanjianjiande，woqugantazou。”
yangruncishizhengzaikanzheyishuangpixiechushen，taxiangkanchulaizheixiemaizheimeguideliyou。
“wei，weiwei，shuonini！”
yangrunhuitou，jiandaojinglidaizhesansigefuwuyuanzhanzaishenhou，jirenquanrandoushiyifuzhigaoqiyangdemoyang。
“怎么了？”
“nishuozenmele！nidangzheishitiaozaoshichangniguanglaiguangqude！quannisapaoniaozhaozhaoziji，zheizhongdifangshininenglaide？”
“额...”
duifangshizaichaofengziji，keyangrunjuedetamenshuodemeishenmecuoa，doulijiuliangbaikuaiqianqueshibugailaizheizhongdifang...
“enimabie，ganjingun！balaozidedidoucaizangle！”
zheixiayangrundeyanshenkejiulengxialaile，qiaobuqitayesuanshizhengchang，keyebudaibiaotayizhihuitingzhirenzhixiaqu。
“xiaopangzinihendiaoa，zheijiadianshinikaide？”
经理一时语塞。
“bu，bushi，neitamayebiniqiang，laozikeyijiyouqianrendangsunzi，danjiunizheizhongtubielaozihaimeigongfugennichedan！”
杨润玩味地一笑。
“nideyisishi，woruguoyouqian，jiubianchengnideyeyele？”
jingliqingmieyixiao，yanshenzhongmanmandebishi。
“shia，buguowokannizheibeizidoumeizheigejihuile！”
杨润嘿嘿一笑。
“neihao，chulaiba！pikaqiu！ecuolecuole，jinlaiba！linqingyu！”
ganggangyangrunyijingyongyuguangdaliangdaolelinqingyudeshenying，zheiyishenghanchuqulinqingyuganghaozoujinlai，jingliyanguangheqidula，yiyanjiukanchulinqingyuyishendemingpai，zaijiashangchuzhongdeqizhiherongmao，yishijianshazaileyuandi。
linqingyuzoudaonalidouyaobeirenweiguan，zheizhongchangmiantazaoyijingxiguanle。
“nilaidegoukuaide，wohaimeizenmekanhao，zhuyaoshizheidiandedianyuantaishabile...”
经理登时火冒三丈。
“nizaitamashuoyibian？”
杨润冷笑道。
“sunzibizui，darenshuohuaxiaohaibiechazui。”
“niyepei！zheiweinvshininhao，qingwenyaokandianshenme？”
jingliwanquanburenweilinqingyuzheiyangdexiannvhuiheyangrunyoushenmeguanxi，yangrunxianqianyinggaishizaichehupiladaqieryi。
linqingyulenglenghuiyingleyiju。
“wojitamai，nimenjiajiushizheimeduidaigukedeme？wojuedeyoubiyaohexiaoxiaoshuoyishuole。”
fuwuyuanmentingdeyilianmengbi，jingliqueshixiangsidexindouyoule，bierenbuzhidao，tahainengbuzhidaoma，tadelaobanmingzijiujiaohanxiao，nanbuchengyanqianzheiweihehanxiaojieshishenmeguizhongmiyou。
“lin，linnvshi，ninwuhuile，shininde，shinindezheiweipengyouchuyanbuxunzaixian...”
“出你麻痹。”
yangrunyijuhuashuochu，zaichangzhongrenquandoulengzhule，jinglimianliyazhizheneixindehuoqi。
“你，你说什么？”
“说你麻痹。”
“我...”
“我你麻痹。”
zheixiajinglichedihuole，baonudao。
“nitamajiuyigexiaobailianzhangkuangshenme！kaonvrenchifanderuandan！youbenshibiekaolinxiaojie，nizijiyaonengmaideqizheiliyijianyifuwogennixing！”
linqingyumeiyouchusheng，yangrunzheirenshizaiqiren，tashenyouganchu。
杨润嘿嘿一笑。
“neixingba，zheijian，zheijian，zheijian。”
yangrundianlesansijianxifu，doushiganggangkanguodezuibianyide，jinglicishijianlinqingyubingmeiyoushenmebiaoshi，xinzhongyoudigengshizhangkuanglexuduo，qingmiedishuodao。
“hengheng，haiyoudiandizima，buguohaishigeqiongbi，jiumaizheixiezuibianyidesuanshenmebenshi，gujibanideguancaibendoujihuameileba。”
yangrunyagenmeilihuita，ziguzishuodao。
“wotiaodezheijijiandoubuyao，shengxiadequanmaile，jiwosuanzhang！”
场中一片寂静。
xiangtamenzheizhongzhuanjudaobuhuibasuoyoukuanshidouguazaiwaimian，guazhededoushichangxiaodehuozheshixinkuan，kejibianruciyezuyouersanshijiandeshangpin，baoquyangruntiaode，gumozheyibaiwandouxiabulai。
“haha，xiaozinibiegenzheqiongzhuangbile，zheixieyifunixiabeiziyemaibuqi，haitamaquanmai，yaobushikanzailinxiaojiedemianzishangwozaojiaobaoanle。nijianguoyibaiwanxianjinshiduoshaomahahahalaji！”
jimingfuwuyuanyezaitouxiao，linqingyuweiweizhoulezhoumei，rensheikanlaiyangrunyeshizhuangbizhuangguoletou。
“啪。”
yizhangkapianshuaidaolejinglilianshang，tagangyaofahuo，quetingyangrunbujinbumanshuodao。
“meiyouxianjin，shuaka。”
jinglinaoxiuchengnudihoudao。
“nihaitamazhuangbishiba，bujianguancaibuluoleishiba，hao，xiaowang，nazheizhangkaqushua，shualiangbaiwan！”
changmianyiduxianrusiji，jinglimanlianqingmiedidengdaizhezuizhongjieguo，takanzheyangrunneifuyundanfengqingdeyangziyuekanyuelaiqi，jiudengyihuihaohaoxiuruxiuruyangrunni。
linqingyuyiyanbufa，tayejuedeyangrunjintianzheimechuiniuyouxieguofen，nanrendeshilikebushikaochuixuchuichulaide，tachengrenyangrunfeichangnengda，kenengdashinengda，heqianbuqiandemeiyourenheguanxi。
“经，经理...”
“hengheng，youjieguoleba，kashuaitalianshang！choushabi！hailiangbaiwan！”