第三章 我怎么不是男人了,你验明正身好了!

disanzhangwozenmebushinanrenle,niyanmingzhengshenhaole!

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yushizaidiertian,wojiuzhaodaolezheiweidingdingdamingdeshigexueba——luyuan。

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huanlejimiaozhong,caiwenwo,“xiongdinikebukeyibangjimang,yuexiaoyujianyimian,chigebianfan。”

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suoyi,woyizhengyancishuodao:“tongxiaojiebuxianggenniyoujiuge,mingbailema?”

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“nihaishibushinanren,nengbunengbiepopomama!”tongjiaoyudenglewoyiyan,shoushangliduzhonglejifen。

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一身纯正阳刚味!

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heng,zheixiahaiganshuowobuhaishoushiyinweiniangma?

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tashuowan,zijikaichejuechenerqu,gangmaideyao,yigunaoquandiuwojiaobianle。

“zenmehaizhamaoleni?”

wobaisibudeqijie,momingqimiaode,zhihaozijishangyaobushuo,haidedachehuijia,wuyiyihuaxiao+28。

肉疼......