第5章 屁股上有颗痣

xianglaizixucongmingdeshenfeiyanchedihuangle。

daoshixuanwangmojinliweiweimilexiayanjing,xianshikanleyandunzaidishangdeshenfeiyan,youkanleyanzhengzhanglianzhongchenglezhutou,yishenshanghenleileideyexiyao,jiezheshenshoutuoxiashenshangdejinpao,ranhoushangqianjiangjinpaopizaileshenfeiyanshenshang,tongshikaikoushuodao:

“xiyaomeimei,zenmeyouzaizheiertanwaner?baihuayanmashangjiuyaokaishile,haishikuaiquzhunbeiyixiaba,buyaohunaole。”

mojinliyangzizuodejihao,shengluobiyierxianqidekanleyanpangbiandeyexiyao,ranhoutaishouzhaolaihoumiandesuicong,zuoshiyaojiangshenfeiyanzhijiesongzou。

jidebuxingdeshenfeiyanshunjianxintouyixi。weiyoulengyanpangbiandeyexiyao,anzishuangmouyilin。

yinweiyexiyaozhidao,yanqianzheigenanrengenbenbushizhenderenchuleziji,ershibuguanyanxiasheidunzaineili,tadouhui‘zhiren’neigerenshiziji!

bijing,hezijixiangbi,neigedunzaidishangdenvren,caigengjiadiuren,mingshengjinhui。suoyitabixushi‘yexiyao’,zheiyangtacainengyiciweiyou,mingzhengyanshundehezijituihun!

he~haoyizhaozhiluweima。

kanlai,weiletuihun,zheinanrenyeshiyougoupindele!

xiangdaozheili,yexiyaobujinxintoulengxiao,dangxiazhijiepuguoqu,yibajiuzhushenfeiyan,biankaishidashengjiaoleqilai:

“wuwu……xuanwanggegeshiwode,shenjiajiejiezoukai,shenjiajiejiezoukai……”

yexiyaohandeneijiaoyigesixinliefei。ercishiyiting‘shenjiajiejie’sigezi,yuanbenhaizaikanrenaodezhongren,dunshilengzhule。

yaozhidaofangyanjingcheng,nengbeichengweishenjiajiejiede,zhiyouliangge:yigeshishenjiadaxiaojieshenfeiyan,lingyigeshenjiaerxiaojieshenyunshuang。

youqishishenfeiyan,budanrongmaojiaomei,qingyachuchen,gengshiyongyousijietianfudetiancai。zhiyushenyunshuang,suiranbujijiejieshenfeiyan,danyeshijiaoqiaojiaren,zhishibuzhidaoyanqianzheinvrenjiujingshishenjiadenayiweile……

suoyiyishijian,haoqidebaguazhihuo,shunjianrangzhongrenjiangshixianluodaolebeimojinlifuqideshenfeiyanshenshang,zhibashenfeiyanqidechadianertuxue!

keshenfeiyanbuganshuohua,gengbuganfanbo,zhinengjinjindezhuazhushenshangdejinpao,kuaibuwangwaizou。danyexiyaozenmekenengrangrentaruyi,shoushangweiyongliyiche,shunjianzhiting‘shuala’yisheng,neijinpaodunshibeisichengleliangjie!

shenfeiyanguangliuliudepigu,likezhanluzailezhongrendemianqian!

“yi——shenjiajiejiepigushangyoukezhi,hehe……”

yihuierku,yihuierxiao,yexiyaodaoshijiangshazixiaojiedezuopaixuedeshichengshi。zheixiazi,zhiyaoshizhangyanjingde,zirannengkanchusheishisheile,jiezhezaishunzhefangxiangyikan,guoranzhijianneiguangliuliudepigushang,youyikezhi!

而且还是红的!

yizhenjingji,suihoubianshigengdashengdexixiao。weiyoubeidangzhongdaleliandemojinli,shenqingyinzhidekanleyexiyaoyiyan,ranhouzhuanshenbianzou。

zaichangdedoushimingmenzidi,yanxiaqiaozhemojinlilengzhelianzoule,dunshixinliduoshaoyemingbaileguolai。suijixiaoshengjianlian,jiezheyizhilengyanpangguandeshenrujuemaibushangqian,tunxiawaitaopizaishenfeiyanshenshang,ranhoumianchenrushuideshuodao:

“haole,dajiasanleba。lairen,songliangweiguniangxiaquqingliyixia,shunbianqingweiyuyijizheiweiguniangkanyixiashangkou。”