第二章：痛揍刘壮
danglinxiaofanmanmanzhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，molemohounaoshaojuedeyouxiexutengtong，danlimajiutagubushangneimeduole，ershibeiyanqianzheiyimushunjianjinule！
“jiuming！xiaofangegejiuwoa！...”
zheishi，jiaoruodelinxiaoqing，zhengbeifeitoudakuaideliuzhuangendaozaichuangshang。
linxiaoqingpinmingdezhengzhashenti，huhanzhe，jinbideshuangyanweiqudeliuzheleishui，xiaoxiaodequantouwulidedachuizailiuzhuangfeihoudeshenqushang。
丝毫不起任何作用。
tamanliandekongjuxinzhongchongmanlejuewanghewuzhu，jihujiuyaobengkuideshihou，tasihutingdaoleyigeshuxideshengyinxiangqi…
“刘壮，你找死！”
linxiaofanbaonudedahouyisheng，zhijiechongguoqu，shuangshouzhijiezhuazhuliuzhuangdelianggejianbang，rutongxipanyiyangxizhuliuzhuang。
liuzhuanghaimeizhuanshenfanyingguolaijiubeitamengdeyizhuaqiwangdishangyireng，“hong！”deyisheng，jinliangbaijindeliuzhuangzazailedishang。
“xiaoqing，nimeishiba，duibuqi，xiaofangegelaiwanle，rangnishouweiqule。”
linxiaofanyishoubabeizinaguolaijilinxiaoqingzhezhushenti，tabuganxiangxiangzijiyaoshizaiwanyidiandianqingxingguolaihuibianchengshenmeyangzi！
“xiaofangege，ni...zhendeshinilaile，liuzhuangta，tajiushigeqinshou！”
zaicitingdaoneishuxideshengyinhou，tazhongyuzhengkailekuhongdeshuangyanbaozhelinxiaofanweiqukusuleqilai。
tameixiangdao，taxinzhongjincundeyisiqidai，youshinanyixiangxindeqiji，juranzhendefashengle，tadexiaofangegezhendehuashenchengle“yingxiong”chuxianzhengjiuta。
“made，nigeshalengzigandonglaozi？”
liuzhuangbeizheiyishuaisuanshiqingxingleguolai。
tajiannandipaqishenzi，zhizhelinxiaofannumadao，taheshicengbeirendaguo？zaizheicunlitajiushitubawang，gentazuoduidedoumeihaoguozichi！
kandaozhengzaipaqilaideliuzhuang，tazheicaibeizijideliliangjijingdaole，neigeshiliangbaijindepangzijuranbeitazhijierenglechuqu，yuanlaizijizhendeshidedaoxianzudeyishengchuancheng！
“laozixianzaijiunongsini！”
liuzhuangzhanqilaihou，turanfananzhijiejiuchaoqishenbianyizhangyizizaxianglinxiaofantoulu，zhiyuhouguo？taconglaibuhuiqukaolvzheizhongwenti。
zhikexideshi，xianzaidelinxiaofandedaolezuxiandechuanchenghou，bujinercongmuming，ganguanbiandetebielingmin，haihunshenchongmanleliliang！
liuzhuangdetuxijiuxiangshimanfangleshushibeiyiban，zaitayanlihaowuweixieli，zalaideyizisuishoujiubeitayibazhuazhudingzaikongzhongle。
“linshazi，laozizouni，nihaigandangzhule？bashoujilaozisongkai！”
liuzhuangyongjinchinaideliqixiangzaxiaqu，querengranshidongdanbudefenhao，zheirangtagengnule！
taxinxiangsuiranlinxiaofanshentihaisuanjieshi，keyaoshiduishangliangbaijindeta，yinggaishikeyibalinxiaofanenzaidishangzoudea。
“松开？”
linxiaofanyuefafennu，zhidaoxianzailiuzhuanghaibazijidangchengshazi，ganggangbatadayunlesihaobuzaihu。
xianzaihaizheimexiaozhangdeminglingzijibuqudikang，tamengdeyitui，liuzhuanglianrendaiyijiuzaicidaozailedishang。
“啪！啪！”
linxiaofanzheicimeidengliuzhuangzhanqilaijiujiletalianggeerguang，ranhouyiquandazaitabiliangshang，bixueshuashuadejiuliulechulai。
liuzhuangyishouwubi，kandaobuduanliuxialaidebixue，yuefabaozaole，huizhequantoujiuchaolinxiaofandaqu。
keshitarujinnalishilinxiaofandeduishou，fanerbeizhuazhushoubeiyiniu，“kaca”deyishengshoubeijiutuojiule。
jiezhelinxiaofanyoujuqishouhenhendechouzailiuzhuangneifeihoudelianshang。
“biedale，dagewocuole，qiunibiedalianle！”
zheishihouliuzhuangzhongyupale，shuangshoudangzhelianbu，lianliandashengqiurao，tayijingxingwuleguolai，zheinalishishazia？zheijianzhishibaotu！
kelinxiaofannalikenjiucibaxiu，rengshiyidunquandajiaoti！
zheishi，yidaojinghuangdeshengyinxiangqi。
“zhushou，zhushou，biedale。”
“liuzhuang，linxiaofan？nimenzenmepaodaowojialilaile？nimenzheishizaiganma！”
zheituranchuangjinleshuohuadeshiyigeliansebeihedecangbaidezhongnianfunv，yejiushilinxiaoqingdemuqinlimei。
takanlekantangzaidishangguangzheshangbanshenhaibiqinglianzhongdeliuzhuang，youkandaochuangshangzaigengyandenver。
zheimemingxiandeshiqingzhiyaobushixiazidounengkanchulaishizenmehuishile。
“liuzhuang！shibushini？nizenmenengzuochuruciqinshoudeshiqing，woyaodasinizheigeqinshou！”
李萍破口大骂。
lipingzhijienaqipangbiandeyigesaobajiuyigejingdehenhendadetangzaidishangdeliuzhuang“aoaojiaotong”。
limeizaojiuzhidaoliuzhuangduizijidenveryouxiangfale，zhishimeixiangdaotajuranganqiangxingzuochuneizhongqinshoudeshiqing。
“zhushou！zhushou！biedale！”
liuzhuangzuizhongrenbuzhule，zhuazhudazaitashenshangdesaobadahan。
“limei！nikebiewanglenihaiqianzhewomenjiawuwankuai。”
“erqiewokeshihaizhidaonijiananrenhaiyaowuwankuaizuoshoushu，niyaoshihaixiangjiunidenanrenwoquannihaishidayingbalinxiaoqingjiajiwo！”
liuzhuangsuiranbuzhidaoweishenmezijidabuguolinxiaofan，keduifulimeihaishichuochuoyouyude。
tingdaozheijuhuahou，suiranlimeizhengzhuleyixia，danyijiumuguangxionghendeduizheliuzhuangshuo：
“qianshiwojiede，buguanwonverdeshi，jiusuanwomaitianmaidiyehuibaqiannideqianhaijini，niyaoshizaigandongwonveryigentoufawojiuhenipinming！nixianzaijiwomashanggun！guna！”
“liuzhuang，lishenjiaonigun，tingdaomeiyou？shibushihaixiangaizou！”
linxiaofandaizheyiguxiongqihenhendeshuodao，haijuqiquantou，yifuyiyanbuhejiuyaozouliuzhuangdeyangzi。
liuzhuangkandaoxiaofanjuqiquantouhoujiutiaojianfanshebantuihoulejibu，tasuanshizhendepale，xianzaidelinxiaofankeshizhenshiganshuozoujiuzouta。
“linshazi，henhao，jintiandeshiwojixiale，nijilaozidengzhe，xiaciyounihaoshoude！”
liuzhuangkandaolinxiaofanyouyaozoutadeyangzi，xinyoubugandeliaoxiayijuhenhuahou，bianhuiliuliudepaole。
liuzhuangzouhou，limeizhijingdepaodaolinxiaoqingshenbian，yixiazinanshoudegengyanleqilai，anweilelinxiaoqinghaoyihuierhou，liangrendeqingxuyemanmanwendingleguolai。
zheishilimeicaituranfajuexianzaidelinxiaofandongzuoganjinglisuo，mianmujingshen，yanjingmingliangqingchehezhiqiandongzuochidun，manlianshaqi，muguangdaizhideyangziwanquanbutongle。
“xiaofannihaihaoma？wozenmejuedenihaoxiangbushale？nandaonifanshadebinghaolema？”
limeiyouxieyihuobuganxiangxindewendao。
“ngwohaihao，ganggangbuxiaoxinpengdaolehounaoshaoyiwaidebingjiuhaole，xianzaimeishile。”
“duilelishen，nijiaqianliuzhuangjiaqianshigeshenmeqingkuang，erqiehaizenmejiucheshangxiaoqingle？”
linxiaofanyouxieyihuobujiedewendao。
“dangchuliujiachenxiaoqingfuqinshengbingdeshihou，haoxinzhudongjiwomenjieqiandeshihoushuohaoleshijiesiwanyinianhouhaiwuwan。”
“kehoulaicaifaxianhetongshangshixieyigeyuehoujiuyaohaiwuwan，daoqihaibulejiubalinxiaoqingjiajiliuzhuang！zheimingxianshigetao，yeguaiwodangshixinjimeiyoukanzhunhetong，takendinghuizaihuilaide。”
“ai，rujinyijingmeiyourenhebanfale，kanlaizhinengbajialidetiandijimaile。”
lipingyiliannanshou，wunaideshuodao。
tinglelimeidejiangshuhou，linxiaofancishixinzhongzhongyumingbaileshiqingdeyuanwei，yuanlaishiliuzhuangxiangchenhuodajie，bipolimeijianver。
linxiaoqingjiahetajiabenlaijiuyizhiguanxihenhao，fubeidoushichengxiongdaodide，kuangqietayeyizhishilinxiaoqingweizijiqinmeimeiyibanduidai，tajuedinglejueduibuyunxuzheiyangdeshiqingfasheng！
kanlaiyaojiejuezheijianshi，yishiyaobaqianliujiadeqianhaile，ershidebalinhaishudebingjizhihaocaixing…linxiaofanxinzhongsikaoleyixiabiandedechulejielun。
danglinxiaofangangxiangshuoxieshenme，keturanzheishihouyizhen**xiangqi...
“铃铃铃”
yuanlaishilimeideneibulaojiudelaorenjixiangle。
“喂，你好。”
“是的，我是。”
“shenme？haodewomashangjiudao！”
limeigualedianhualehou，zhenggerenturanxiangmeileshenyibanlengzhele，haoyihuihoucaikaikou。
“xiaoqing...niba...nibataxianzaibingweile，xuyaojinkuaizuoshoushu，zhensuoneibianyijing...dengzheyaowomenquqianziquerenzuoshoushule...”
zheituruqilaidexiaoxi，ranglimeimunvdunshichourongmanmian，zheijianzhishiyaobatamenwangjuelushangbia！buguoshidaorujin，yezhinengxiangandaozhenshangzhensuozaishuole。
linxiaofantingdaohou，bianzhaolegejiekoushuozijiyexiangqukankanlinhaishu，juedinggentamenmunvyiqishangzhensuo。
jifenzhonghou，yinweiyaoganshijian，linxiaofantamenjiuzaicunkoujiaoleyiliangzhuanmenlakedexiaoqiche，linxiaofanzuozaiqianmian，linxiaoqingmunvzuozaihoumian。
cishidelinxiaoqingyijingzhenglihaomianrong，huanshanglelingyitaoyifu，suiranshihenjianjiedebaisezhangxiutxujialanseniuziku，danqueyouyizhongdutedeziranmeigan。
henkuaitamenjiudaolezhenshangdeyijiabijiaodadezhensuo，jirenxiachehoujiuhuojihuoliaodegandaolelinhaidebingfang，bingfangchulelinhaizhiwaihaiyoujigebingrenzaianjingdedazhediaozhen。
sanrenlaidaolinhaidebingchuangbian，cishitangzaibingchuangshangdelinhailianshangdaizhehuxizhao，mianrongcangbaiwuli，shenxingxiaoshou，ganjuejiuxiangshibangehunbeiyanwangyegouqule。
“nihao，nijiushilinhaidejiashuba？”
yiweichuanzhebaiyidaguayizimei，dagaisanshiduosuidezhongnianyishizoulejinlai，mianwubiaoqingdekanzhelimeiwendao。
“shi，woshi，ninjiushiwanger，wangyishiba，qiuqiuniyidingyaojiujiuwolaobana！”
limeidaizheaiqiudehuidadao。
“linhaixianzaideqingkuangshixinmaixueguanshuaijie，chuantongdezhongyizhiliaoyijingmeiduodayongchule。”
“xiangyaozhiliaobixujishidejinxingxinmaixueguandaqiaoshoushu，shoushufeijiashangqitadedagaishixuyaowuwande，ruguonizheibianmeishenmewentidehuajiuququerenqianzijiaofeiba。”
neiweiwangeryijiushilengdandeshuodao，danquewuxingzhijianduokanleyipangzhanzhedelinxiaoqingjiyan。
limeitingwanhou，shenseyoudiannankan，youdianbuzhisuocuo，taxianzaigenbennabuchuwuwankuai，dousuanshimaitianmaidiyeshixuyaohaojitianshijiana！
jiuzaizheishi，yidaoshengyinturanxiangqilai...
“lishenbieji，linhaishuzheibushixinxueguanshuaijie，zhishiyoudiandusaile，daozhiqixuebutongzaochengde，zheibingwonengyongzhongyilaizhiliao，zhixuyaojigenyinzhenjiukeyile。”