“laoshi，zhongzhaotaweixiewo！”
kewangxiangjixugaozhuang，tajiushiyaorangzhongzhaozhangzhangjixing，gaidiaozheifubuzhediaodexingzi！
heimianhuhemuyechatingdaogaozhuang，borandanu！
“haoani，zhongzhaotongxue，dangzheneimeduolaoshidemian，nihaiganqifunimeimei，quxieliangqianzidejiantaoshu！”
“2000zi！！！”
zhongzhaobiaoqingyibian，neimeduozi，yaoxiesirendea，talikeqiuraoqilai。
“laoshi，wocuole，nengbunengjianshaoyixiezishua。”
“haigantaojiahaijia，shenweidananren，zenmeyidiandandangdoumeiyou，shibushixianzibugouduo。”
zhongzhaohaixiangzheyongtaneisancidunbulandeshetoujinxingguibian，kewangxiangjiehuadao：
“laoshi，ninfangxinba，woyidinghuikanhaozhongzhao，rangtaxiechu2000zidejiantaoshu。”
zheihualaoshimenaiting，heimianhumanlianxinwei，kandaozhongzhaoshi，youbianchenglehentiebuchenggang。
“buzhidaolaozhongzheiwenzhongdexingzi，zenmeshengchunizheiyangtiaotuodehaizi。”
laozhong，shizhongzhaodelaoba，shixunheyuan，changnianbuzaijia，yizhidouzaihebianxundi，fangzhichuxianhonglaozaihai。
不过么。
zhongzhaochushengyilai，jiumeiyoukanguoyicihongshui。
suoyi，zaitadeneixinzhong，zheijiushizuimeiyouyongdezhiye，sheiyaoshinatabashuoshi，tajiugensheiji，suanshinilin！
kewangxiangzaitingdaoheimianhushuochu“laozhong”deshihou，jiuzhidaodashibumiaole。
erqie，tameiyoujicuodehua，zailiangnianhou，zheigedifangzhendefashengjudadehonglaozaihai，laozhongjiushisizaizheiyicizainanzhong。
zhongmazaidezhilaozhongsiqudexiaoxishi，tufaxinzangbing，yinweidaolubeihui，laibujisongyi，yesile。
neinian，zhongzhaocaishangdaer。
benxiangzheguoqinghuijiade，quebeitaifengdange，meixiangdaozheiyidange，jiushiyongbie。
rujinzhongshengguilai，kewangxiangyidingyaogaibianzheiyiqie，tafangzhixianzaidezhongzhaofanu，tuizhezhongzhaojiuzouchubangongshi。
“laoshifangxin，woyidinghuikanhaozhongzhaode，jiantaoshumingtianyidingzhunshishangjiao，haishiyishiliangfen！”
shuozhe，tazhongyubazhongzhaodaichubangongshi。
kewangxiangfaxianlianseyinchendezhongzhao，zhidaozheigeshishihoude“ziji”neixindui“laozhong”deshiqingyizhigenggengyuhuai。
laozhongzongshishuo，zerendaguotian。
yinweizeren，doubuzhidaocuoguoduoshaocijuhui，hairangzhongmadanxinguoduoshaohui。
meiyicidetaifengdaolai，laozhongdouhuichuquxunhe，jiudanxinjuedihou，bunengdiyishijiantongzhidajia。
zheizhongjianchi，yizuojiushishibanian。
zhongshengyicihou，kewangxiangfandaoshihenpeifu“laozhong”，taquandao：
“badeshiqing，nibuyaoduoxiang，tamenbulejiewomenjia，shuochudeneixiehua，nibuyaofangzaixinshang。”
wenyan，zhongzhaofanzaowubi，tayuqibushandao：
“hehe，bieshuodenijiuhenlejieyiyan，nibujiushi...”
kewangxiangzhidaozhongzhaoxiangshuoshenme，zaichupengnilindeshihou，“ziji”zongshihuishuochuyixieshangrendehua，zheixiehuabujingguodanao。
zhengyinruci，daozhiyihoude“ziji”shenbianmeiyoujigepengyou。
doushijieshoubulezheixiezhaxindehua。
dankewangxiangbuzaiyi，takeyilijiezheibingbushizhenxinhua，shiqihua，takanzhezhongzhaodeyanjing，huanhuandao：
“wolejiebama，yelejieni。”
“shime，neiwoxihuanshenme？”
“nixihuandamuzhiwanshouji，xihuanbanhuasunianxi，xihuansanfenxiantoulan，niyouzhengqi，youyoudiandanxiao，xiangchangshiguanlan，yizhipaniudaojiao...”
“tingtingting，nishibiantaia，weishenmeneimelejiewo。”
zhongzhaomeiyoulaideganjuehunshenfahan。
jianzhuang，kewangxiangzhayanyixiao，dasuanhehezheigeshihoude“ziji”。
“zhongzhao，nishibushiwangle，woshinidetongyangxia，lejieweilaidezhangfuweiren，shiwoyinggaizuodeni。”
“yi，bieshuozheixiehuaexinren。”
这就怕了？
kewangxiangtebielejie“ziji”，zhidao“ziji”pashenme，taxiaodegengexiaohuliyiyang，guyiyindao，rangzhongzhaohusiluanxiang。
“sheiexinnile，nikan，nixingzhong，woxingke，xingshidoubuyiyang，wohaishijianlaide，meiyouxueyuanguanxide，nipashenme？”
“别说了！”
guoran，zhongzhaonaoziwengwengde，tahenluan，buduandezhuazhetoufa。
zheishi，kewangxianglianqulianshangdexiaorong，yuqipingjingwubidao：
“zhongzhao，nizhendexihuansunianxima。”
“当然！”
“neihao，wokeyibangnizhuiqiuta，danniyaodayingwoyijianshi！”
“就你？”
zhongzhaodeyanzhongmanshibuxin。
jianzhuang，kewangxiangwenheyixiao，xiaodeyouxieyinsen。
“nibushinvren，nibulijienvrendexiangfa，zongzhi，nixinbuxinwo？”
zhongzhaoyouyuzaisan，diandiantoudao：
“xing，neiwoyaozenmezuo？”
“jiandan，sunianxixihuanyounanziqigaide，chengjihaode，jiuxiancongliangfangmianrushouba。”
...
“zhongzhao，kewangxiang，bieliaole，douyaoshangkele，haibuhuiqu。”
是黑面虎！
zhongzhaosatuijiupao，tashenchushizhihedamuzhi，chengxianchu“7”zi。
jianzhuang，kewangxiangweiweiyixiao，zheishiyuedingdachengdeshoushi，tayeshenchuyige“7”，qishizheibushi“7”，shiqiang。
daibiaozhe，yuedingdachenghou，yaoshifanhuijiuhuibei“biu、biu、biu”。
【真是个傻子。】
conglaimeiyouxiangdao，yiweilairenkanguoqudeziji，huijuedeneishihoudezijijiuxianggeshaziyiyang。
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初中一班。
kewangxiangmeiyouhuanyifu，jiuzheiyanglaidaoweizhishang，tabijiaomanlai，zuodaozuihouyipai。
“nishibushimeiyoucanjiashengqiyishia，shengqideshihoulaoshidouzhaonizhaofengle。”
pangduduxiaoliandegunianghaoxintixing，kewangxiangpieletayiyan。
zheiyishi，tabuxiangzaichuzhongbulangfeishijian，taweiweidiantou，buzaishuohua。
见状。
pangduduxiaoliandeguniangyebizuile。
zhiyinxianzaishishangkeshijian。
开学第一天。
meiyoufashu，xianshengqi，zheizhongshiqingshihenshaojiandaode。
6nianlaihaishidiyiciyudao。
发书的时候。
有人举手道：
“laoshi，womenzheilishaoleyiben。”
“weishenmehuishao，bushirangnimenanzhaobanjirenshuqulingdema。”
“laoshi，womenshianzhaobanjirenshulinglea，zaoshangshengqideshihou，jiuyijingtongjiguorenshule，buzhidaozenmehuishijiushaoleyiben。”
kanzhezheixiexiaopihaihuangzhangdemoyang，kewangxiangbaoxionglengxiao。
【zhendeshiyouzhideshouduan，jiuliantongzhuodouzhidaotazaoshangmeilai，tajiubuxiangxinshenqingkebendeneirenbuzhidao！】
buyongcai，zheijueduishiguyide。
keshiweishenmehuizheiyang，kaixuediyitianeryi，tadezuisheile？