【zheimedagegongsizenmele，zhaowanyufensineimeduo，guanfangyebuhaodezuihaoba，zaishuole，guanfangjiushikaowomenfensichongqiande，womenyanghuota，tadangranpa。】
【womenyuyuzirenqizaineili，meiyouxinrenjiangyenianyajiansule。】
【hahaha，zhiyouwoyigerenjuedeguanfangshizaigaoshiqingma，taiyouyisile，zheilianggerenzhiqianjingzhengxinrenjiang，xianzaiyoulaijingzhengdaiyan，mianfeidehuati，guanfang666！】
【susuyouxinrenjiangshibucuo，danshihezhaowanyubihaishiyouyidingchajude，haiqiangdaiyan？haoburongyiduisusuyouleneidianhaogan，xianzaiyoumeile……】
【guanfangxianqingdezhaowanyuba，susuxiacoushenmerenao。】
【gujiyoushizibendeliliang，ou，taiexinle~】
【loushangde＋1，zhaowanyudaiyanwojiuchongnianhui。】
guanfangdehuiyingtaikuai，zhaowanyudefensilisuodangranderenweiguanfangjiushirensong，yishijianjiudengzheguanxuanzhaowanyuzuodaiyanrenle。
yeyoulurenhesusudefensishuozheigedaiyan，mingminggengheshiderenxuanshisusu，dangenbenmeirendianzan，henkuaibeiyanmeizailekongpingzhong。
zhaowanyuyeyizhidingzheweiboni，kandaozijidefensibutingdelacaisusu，manyidexiaolexiao，suishoubashoujirengzaileyibian，jixuranghuazhuangshidaochitadelian。
dengdaochidechabuduole，jingjirencaituimenjinlai，shuo：“wowenlefudaoyanneibian，shuoshikeyikaolvrangnicanyu，yinidewaimao，zhengqudaozheigedaiyanyinggaimeiwentide。”
takanlekanzhaowanyudewaimaoheshencai，shixianzaihenliuxingdeyoutaishenmei，daoshihouzaishutongyixiaguanxi，yinggaimeishenmewenti。
dengzhaowanyuzuoledaiyanren，susujiusuanshinadaolexinrenjiang，yeyuebuguozhaowanyuqu。
“ng。”zhaowanyuyanjingyiliang，“daoshihouduozhunbeixiechidehedejigongzuorenyuan，paixielurenjiaoduzhaopian，zaifatonggaochaozuoyiboredu。”
“zheigebuyongshuo，wokendingnengbanhao，nixianshoushi，paiwanzheigeguanggaojiuyaoqushijingle。”
“好。”
……
guanfangjidedafufeichangkuai，buchulianggexiaoshi，guanfangjiufaleweibo，hai@lezhaowanyu：
ninhao，womenzheibiandefankuiyijingchulaile，jininzaochengdekunrao，womengandaofeichangbaoqian。ninyoushenqingpeichangdequanli，womendouhuiquanlipeihe。weiledujueyihouleisideshiqingzaifasheng，womenzuochukaichuheninlianxidefudaoyan，bingqieyongbuheninhezuodejueding。xiexienindeguanxin，zhuninshenghuoyukuai@zhaowanyu。
guanfangjidehuifukeweishichengchengkenken，bikefuhaiyaokefu，congzimianshangshiyidiancuodoutiaobuchulai。
zhaowanyudefensiyuekanyuedeyi，youqishikandaoshuoyaopeichangzhaowanyu，neizuibadoukuailiedaoerduole。tamenjiejieguoranshihongle，lianguanfangdouchulairensongle。
guanfangyouzenmele，haibushiyaozhengqian？
danshikandaohoumianyuelaiyuebuduijing，weishenmeyaokaichufudaoyan？fudaoyanzuocuoleshenme？
dengkandaozuihoudeshihou，zhaowanyufensizhijiemengle，haimeixiaochulaidezuijiaozhijiejiangzailianshang。
“……weiledujueyihouleisideshiqingzaifasheng，womenzuochukaichuheninlianxidefudaoyan，bingqieyongbuheninhezuodejueding。xiexienindeguanxin，zhuninshenghuoyukuai@zhaowanyu。”
？？？
这是什么情况？
shenmejiaoweiledujuezheiyangdeshiqingzaifasheng，jiuyongbuhezuo？？
这是什么神逻辑？
zheifaweibodebianjishishoudoulehaishinaoziyoumaobing？？shenmewanyier？
tamenbuyinggaishitaiduchengkendedaoqian，ranhoudangchangxuanbuzhaowanyucaishidaiyanren，susujiushigecengredudema？zheimezuojiubupabaihuailurenyuan，meirenchongqianlema？
buhezuojiubuhezuo！！nihaiyong？？
jiusuanshiyongbuhezuo，neiduixiangyeyinggaishisusuba！
zheizhongsaocaozuohaishitouyihui。
zheitiaoweibofalehaoyihuierdoumeiyoupinglun，shenzhiliandianzandoumeiyou，yinweiguangdawangminzhengzaiyicicidedianjinqu，tuichulai，zaidianjinqu，quedingzheishiguanfangdezhanghao，bushitamenyanhuale。
jieguozheizhendeshirujiabaohuandeguanfang！
官方这是……
神他吗的操作！！
zuixianfanyingguolaideshizhaowanyudefensi，tamendangjijiuqidafale，caoqijianpanzhijiekaipen，shuoshenmenantingdedouyou。benjiushiguanfangshencaozuo，zaijiashangyoutamenjiachi，zheijianshihenkuaijiushangleresou，yinqilegedawangmindetaolun。
buguotamentaolundezhongdianhezhaowanyufensidegenbenbuzaiyigepindaoshang。
jintianyoushifangdabandexianyuya：hahaha，xiaosiwole，guanfangyetaikeaileba。benlaihaiyiweizhaowanyuzhendenengqudaiyanvipni，sheizhidaoguanfangjingranjichulezheimeyigejieguo。daoqianhoubuhezuoshishenmeqingkuang？haiyouneizuihou，haizhuninshenghuoyukuai，guanfangdadazheikefubiaozhunyuqishishenmegui？qianjitiansuyeyehaijisusudefensichonglevip，zheidaiyanzenmeshuoyelunbudaozhaowanyutoushang，guorandalianleba！！xianzaizhaowanyugujijiasuyandouyaobeiqidiaole。
meishijiuxihuanzheishuashuaneishuashuadewangyouyemeicuoguozheiciresou，zailejieleshiqingdelailongqumaizhihou，duizhepingmupuchiyisheng，hahahadexiaoqilai。
【guanfangzheishiyaozouruanmengluxianlema？】
【wanle，wobeiguanfangquanfenle，sheidaiyanwodouchong，xianzaijiuchong。】
【xiaosiwole，guanfangniyaojidenishigeguanfang，zuijinnihuoyuedewoyiweinishigejiade。】
【guanfang：zheinvrenhaomafan，nongsisuanle。】
【guanfangnanyoulibaopengshizenmehuishi？】
【guanfangdadabushixiangduchongsusuba？？】
kandaozheigepingmu，beimourendalezhaohudeguanfangdadahedechadiancongshafashanggunxialai，ganjinrangrenjizheigepinglunshanle。
qutamadenanyoulibaopeng，qutamadeduchong。
去裴斯宸的。
mingmingshitaxiangpaodeniu，ganmacheshangta？
susuzheikuandegenbenbushitadecai，tahaishixihuanwenwenrouroudexiaonvren。
zheitiaopinglunbeishanlegenbenmeirenzaiyi，yinweizheige，dajiazaiwangshangyouwanqilexindegeng，haizuoqilebiaoqingbao。
duibuqi，wocuole。duibuqi，wobugai。
玩得不亦乐乎。
wangyoumenduiguanfangderenzhiyoubeishuaxinle，fenfendianleguanzhu。jiupaguanfangzaichugeshenmehaowandegeng，tamenjicuoguole。
zhaowanyukandaowangshangbujinmeiyouxuanbutashidaiyanren，shenzhihaidujueleyihoudehezuo，lianneigefudaoyandoukaichule，dunshiqidehuomaosanzhang，lianshangdefendouchadianbeizhendiao。
永不合作？？
zheiguanfangshinaoziyoumaobingma？zaixiangshenme？