jichuangandaoyiyuanqiantai，ganghaotingjianlianggexiaohushizaiyilun——
“805bingfangdetangxiaojietuizhenduanle？”
“yikannijiubuzhidaoshiqing，tingshuotamaitonglehushizhangzuolegejiazhengming，jushuoshirangnanpengyougengxintengta。”
“啧，好心机啊。”
“haoyongjiuxing，buxinnikan，bingfanglineiliangrenniwaizheni。”
原来腿断是假装的。
haizhenshifuhetayiguanaiyanxiderenshe。
jichuantiaomei，yanzhonglengyiyishanerguo。
jiranzheimexiangyan，neitajiupeitangwanrouyangeguoyin！
砰——
jichuantazhebalimimanzuangaogenxietuikailebingfangmen。
bingfangli，tangshiqianduanzheyiwanzhou，tangwanrouliansecangbaidebankaozaichuangtou，yitiaotuidiaoqilai，xuanranyuqikanzhetangshiqian。
估计刚才没少撒娇。
kanjianzheiyimu，jichuanxianchunlengxiao：“haoyichuqingshenyiqie，tangwanrou，tuiduandounengyanchulai，meijinjunyulequanzhenshirencaisunshile。”
yijuhuachulai，tangwanrouyankuangshunjianhongle，xiayimiaobadabadayanleijinsuiqishang。
yifushouletiandadeweiqumoyang。
“纪初安！”
tangshiqiandangjiheilelianse，yinchenchendekanzhejichuan：“batangwanrouhaichengzheiyangnihaiyoulianlai，youmeiyoudianxiuchixin？jiwanwandaoqian。”
好一出妇唱夫随。
xiangrangtadaoqian，haoa，meiwenti。
jichuanhuanhuanshangqianyibu。
budengtangwanroufanyingguolai，tayibazhuazhutangwanroudeshou，zaiganjuedaoduifangduosuoleyixiahou，taxinzhonglengxiao。
ermianshang，taquebiaoxianchuyifutongxinjishoudeshense：“tangwanroumeimei，tingshuonishangdaotuile，wojinipeibushi，weilebiaoshiwodechengyi，zheiyangba，zhihoujitianwohuitiantianlaiyiyuanzhaoguni，zhidaonituihaoweizhi。”
tangwanrouduishangjichuanyanjingdeneiyichanei，xinzhongmomingfaleng。
jichuandeyanshenbiandehaokepa！
“我不要你照顾！”
turan，tangwanroujinghuangdeshuaikaijichuandeshou，tazhenggerenzuandaotangshiqiandehuaizhong，doudongdeshenzifuduyuelaiyueda，“shiqian，wobuyaotazhaogu，nirangtazouhaobuhao，tahuihaiwode，huihaisiwode！”
“不怕，不怕。”
tangshiqiancumeiqingshenghongtangwanrou，molenushijichuan。
“ninengbunengbuyaoheta！”
“wonalihetale，wobushihaohaojitadaoqianma？”
“……滚出去！”
tangshiqianbinglengdixiazhukeling，kanjichuandemuguangzhilengli，fangfoyaojiangrendongsiyiban。
纪初安沉默了片刻。
molezhuanshen，tanaqizhuoshangdechahudaoleyibeicha。
“bushishuodaoqianma，shuoyijuhuanaligouchengyi，zhishaodejingbeichaba。”
shuozhe，tadishangchabei，kebudengtangshiqianjujue，jichuanjiaoxiayigeliangqiang，yibeichabupianbuyigangganghaoquanbuqingdaozaitangshiqianxizhuangkushang——zhengzhongjian。
“纪初安！”
tangshiqianyunnu，jichuanquebujibuhuandechouleyidazhijin，“baoqiana，meizhanwen，wojinicaca。”
jichuanyanjishoukuaijiangzhijinmoshangnanrendexiku，zhijinsuixiezaixizhuangkushangliuxiayidaoxianyandebaisehenji。
buchutasuoliao，tangshiqianyanzhongchuleyunnuzhiwai，duolejifenxianqi。
“yaobuniquhuanshenyifuzailaiba，tangwanrouzheiliwobangnizhaogu。”
shuozhe，tajuqisangenshouzhifashi，“wojueduiananfenfen，bureshi，buhuishangdaonidexinshangrende。”
jichuanzhidaotayoujiepi。
kanzhenanrentingwanzhicumei，quemeiyouzhijiefouren，tajiuzhidao。
事情成了！
“ruguowofaxiannizaishangta，wobuhuikeqi！”
“嗯，随你处置。”
menkaiyouguanshang，jichuantingdaonanrenjiaobushengzouyuan，zhuanshen。
duishangtangwanroudelian，tahuanhuangouchun，chechuyimohudu。
“ni……niyaozuoshenme？”
tangwanroubukeyizhidekaishizhandou，biandoubianwanghouchuangtouquansuo，“ni，nibieguolai，wojiaorenle！”
jichuanyibubukaojin，bujinbumanderaozhechuangtouzhuanleyiquan，chenggongxinshangdaotangwanrousuochengleyigeanchun。
“嗤……”
jichuandingdingdewangzheyanqiandetangwanrou，xujiu，taxiaole。
“nishuowozuoshenme？”taxiaorongmingmei，“wodangranshilaizhaogunia。”
jichuantaishou，xizhangcongbaidezhijianhuanhuanfuguotangwanroutuishangdeshigao，“daxiatiandedazheimehoudeshigao，rebure，wojinitoutouqiba。”
“bieguolai，gun，jichuannijiwogun……a！”
‘kai’zitameijihuishuochukou。
jichuanzhijianqiazhutangwanroudedatui，henhendeningleyixia，tangwanroushunjiandengdashuangyan，“a！！！teng！”
尖叫声冲破了屋顶。
tangwanrouyoutengyouqi，suoxingbuzhuangle，xiachuangshenshouehenhendenaoxiangjichuandelian。
jichuanyigeshanshenbiguo。
“yo，tuihaole，kanlaiwodezhaoguhaitingyouxiaoguo。”
“jianren！”jichuanshuangmuxinghong，henhendengzhejichuanchuanqi：“dengshiqiangegelai，yidingraobuleni，fanzhengzaitayanzhong，nijiushishanghaiwodexiongshou。”
yijuhualuo，jichuanlengleyanmou。