第二章气死你丫的
xiaowangyeguyicheng，zaishengjingneishishuyishuerdewankuzidi，danzhongrenyenatameizhaoer，sheirangzhenxiwangjiuzheimeyigezhong。zhenxiwangcengjinggenzhexianhuangdongzhengbeizhan，lixiabushaogonglao，suirandangshinianjixiao，danxianhuanghaishilipaizhongyifengtazuozhenxiwang，haixiangshouwangweishixidetequan。
guyichengzheishiyishengxialaijiushiweilaidewangye，erqietingshuozhenxiwangshoulihaiyouyizhishenmidejingyingjundui，yihoukendingshiyaojiaojiguyichengde，sheiganreta？
jushuolianhuangdidouduizhenxiwangzheigexiongdigongjingyoujia，beidilihuangdizenmekanzheigexiongdizanmenbuganshuo，danmingmiankendingshibuganzhaorede。
guyichengyitingzhaochengxiangzheimeshuo，limajiumingbaitazaihuyouziji，zheihuoyanjingyideng，xiaowangyedejiashizhijiejiubaichulaile，“benwangshuoyaokan，neijiudekan！nishibushidelehaodongxixiangzangzheyezhe？”
“xiaowangyezheishuodenaerdehua，xiaguanbugana！xiaguanzheijiurangrenquna。”zhaochengxiangkebugandezuizheiweizuzong，zhidekuzhelianfenfuxiarenqunaminghua，xinliyemingbai，yidanzheihuanachulai，zhidingjiunabuhuiqule。
“heng！zheihaichabuduo！”guyichengjianmeiyitiao，deyideqiaoqierlangtui。
zheibianzhaoqingpingjieshouleyuanzhusuoyoujiyi，zhijiezaixinlimalejumamaipi！
zheidoushixieshenmebiequderizi！
yuanzhuyejiaozhaoqingping，shisansui，shizheichengxiangfudedinv，tadidizhaoqingyanshidizi。anlishuozheijiediliangshenfengezheierbaizhe，riziyinggaiguodechixiangdehelade，danrangrenbiequdejiushizheiliangkubihaizideniangqin，shengxiataliangjiusile。
zhaochengxiangshigechiqingde，zhiaizhengqi，zhengqisiletabeitongyujue，yikandaolianghaizijiuxiangqizhengqi，ranhougengnanguo。zuihoutasuoxingyanbujianxinbufan，balianghaizizhipeidaoxiangfuzuipiandeyuanzi，hairangsunyiniangzhangguanhouyuan，zhaogulianggehaizi。
danfanyounaoziderendouyinggaimingbai，sunyiniangrenjiayouzijideguinv，zenmekenengduiyuanzhujiedilianghaoni？！erqiezhaochengxiangyinweizhiaizhengqi，juedingzaibulizhengqi，sunyiniangmanghuolaimanghuoqu，liangezhengqizhiweidoulaobuzhe，jiugengbukenengduiyuanzhujiedilianghaole！
yushizaisunyiniang“zhaogu”xia，yuanzhuhedidizaizheigexiangfuguoderizilianxiarendouburu，kanfangcailimamadetaiduyezhidaole。
dezhileyuanzhuhedididezaoyu，zhaoqingpingzhendemanduzihuo。
sunyiniangguranhuai，danzuikuihuoshoubuhaishiyuanzhudechengxiangdiema？
buguohuayoushuohuilai……anzhaosunyiniangneigecuomodefangshi，yuanlaidezhaoqingping，shizenmechizheimepangdeni？
zhaoqingpingkanzhezijichendiandiandeduzi，xianrulechensi……
jiuzaizheishi，yipanghuranchuanlairuoruodeshengyin，“jiejie，jiejienizenmebushuohuaa？”
zhaoqingpingzhuantoukanqu，zheicaixiangqihaiyouyigebianyididi，zhaoqingyan。
zhaoqingyanshijinianlingqisui，dankanzhejiugenwusuihaizichabuduo，yanzhongdeyingyangbuliang。
kankanzhaoqingyanxishoudegenmaganeryiyangdexiaogebo，youditoukankanzijidecuzhuangdebizhaoqingyandatuihaicudegebo，zhaoqingpingxinliyouxienanyiyanyu。
“neige，pingrili，woshibanidefandoujichilema？”zhaoqingpinglianshangderouroudouledou。
zhaoqingyanqieqiedekanlezhaoqingpingyiyan，“bushia，tamenmeitianjiujizanmensongyidunfan，jiejieyoushihouhaihuibafanjiwochini。”
hei！neijiuqileguaile？yuanlaidezhaoqingpingnanbuchengshichuiqide？shayemeichijiupangle？
赵清屏简直无语。
“dele，zenmepangdewobuguanle，wozhiyaoshouxialaijiuxing。”zhaoqingpingtaishoubagebofangzaizhuozishang，pojiudezhuozilimagazhiliangsheng，zheleyitiaozhuotui。
“……”zhaoqingpingxinsuandemoleyibalian。
“sunyiniang，jiuzaifanglini！ninkedejilaonuzuozhua！neiyatoubujindalaonu，haibubaninfangzaiyanlini！”waimianhuranchuanlailimamakusudeshengyin。
zhaoqingyanmangdangzaizhaoqingpingshenqian，yiliankangkaifuyideshenqing，“jiejienikuaiduoqilai！sunyinianglaile，tayidinghuiqifunide！”
“pashenme？”zhaoqingpingyibajiangzhaoqingyandexiaotigezibaladaoyibian，yilianbuxie，“kanjiejinichukoueqi。”
shuowan，zhaoqingpingjiumaikaidatuizouchufangjian。buguohuashuozheishentizhenshichenzhong，zouzheimejibulujiuhuchidaichuande。
yichumen，zhaoqingpingjiukandaoyigehuazhizhaozhan，baoyangdedangdezhongniannvrenzaiyiqunrendecuyongxiayingmianzoulai。
kanlaizheigenvrenjiushisunyiniangle。
zhaoqingpingpangdezhishengyitiaofengdeyanjingshangxiadaliangsunyiniang，raoshineimexiaodeyanjing，yerangsunyiniangchajueleqizhongdebuxie。
“qingpinga，wofangcaitingshuonidalelimama？”sunyiniangzaizhongduoxiarenmianqianhaishiyaobaochixingxiang，duanranbuhuixianglimamaneiyangyikouyigesiyatou。
zhaoqingpingkanzhesunyiniangjiaxingxingdelian，lenghengleyisheng，“sunyiniang，wohaodaishizheigexiangfudedaxiaojie，nandaoxiangchuzhiyigexiarendoubuxingma？”
beiguyijiazhongleyuqide“yiniang”lianggezi，rangsunyiniangyouxiehuoda，taniejinleshouzhongdepazi，kanxiangzhaoqingpingdeyanshendaizhebuyichajuedehenyi。
“limamahaodaiyeshiwodesuijiamama，qingpingnizheimezuoshiduiwoyoushenmebumanma？”sunyiniangzaixiarenmianqianyixiangshizheimenengzhuang，danqishixiarenmendoumingbaisunyiniangkanbushangzhaoqingping，suoyicaizheimesiwujidandeqifujiediliang。
zhaoqingpingyoushiheheyixiao，ganjuezhanzhetailei，bianyizaimenkuangshang，menkuangfachuzhizhiyayadeshengyin，youxiebukanzhongfu。
“sunyiniangzheihuadeyisinandaoshidagouhaidekanzhuren？”zhaoqingpingshuozhe，saoleyiyanlimama，guorankandaolimamalianseyibian。
kanba，yuyanjiushizheimeqimiao，huanyigeshuofajiuhuirangrentinglebushufu。
sunyiniangbeiyeleyixia，tayinhuidedenglezhaoqingpingyiyan，“buguanzenmeshuo，qingpingniwuyuanwugudalelimama，shibushigaijiwoyigeshuofa？yaoburan，zanmenquzhaolaoyepingpingli？”
zheishisunyiniangguanyongdetaolu，yiyoushi，jiubanchuzhaochengxiang，yuanzhuzhidaochengxiangdiebudaijiantahedidi，suoyidoushinulibikaizhaochengxiang，lianfengnianguojiedoushiyuanyuanxinggelijiuzou。
suoyisunyiniangcaihuirucisiwujidan。
zhaoqingpingjiansunyiniangyandidaizhetiaoxin，xinzhongyouxiegeying。zhijieqingleqingsangzi，zoudaolesunyiniangshenbian。
“sunyiniang，wodiezaichaoweiguanmeitianneimemang，nihaiyongzheixiesuoshiqufanta，zhenshiyidianyebuxianhui。jirannizheimeshuo，neizanjiuquzhaodiediepingli！”shuozhe，tahaishenshouqulasunyiniangdequnzi，daoxiangshizhendeyiban。
“ni……”sunyiniangyileng，meixiangdaopingrilipalaoyepadeyaosidezhaoqingpingjingganzheimeshuo，yishijingbeihuzhule，xiayishidewanghouyitui。
“zenmeleyiniang，zoua……”sunyiniangxianghoutui，danzhaoqingpingnanengjitazheigejihui，tadangjizhuangzuobujingyideyangzizhuazhulesunyiniangbuliaoguanghuadequnzi。
suizhesunyiniangdehoutui，zhitingsilayisheng，sunyiniangdequnzicongdatuigenyizhiliedaolejiaobozi，xiekuxiabaibaidedatuiruoyinruoxian。