第1章
南州市，怀鲜舫。
一间包厢里。
yimingqifenmeinvbiaoqinglengmodeduizheyimingchuanzhelvexianhanchendenianqingrenshuodao。
"fangxiao，womenhaishifenshouba，nibunengjiwoxiangyaodekuailexingfu，xianzainiyemingbaile，woaiderenjiushita。"
nvzishuowan，bianjuzhiqinmideweiyizaiyiweishenchuanchunshougongdingzhideshenzisexifu，youxiexiedingnaoqiaodezhongnianrenshenshang。
neimingjiaofangxiaodenianqingren，xuzheduanfa，yixibaichenshan，luchuxiaomaisedepifu，yanjingshensuiyoushen，bilianggaoting，xiangmaoshifenjunlangyangguang。
zhishitashenshangneijianditanhuochenyi，yijixideyouxiefabaideniuziku，rangtakanqilaixiandeyouxiehanchen。
cishifangxiaoyingjundelianpang，xiemanlefenkai。
tabiaoqingzhengning，chongzhenvzipaoxiaodao。
"jintianshinideshengri，chengxuan，wangfeiwohuafeizheimedadexinxue，pinjingwoyoudexinxuexiangjiniyigejingxi，xiangbudaonizhenshijilewoyigetiandadejingxi。"
“nixiangyaobaobao，woshengchijianyongyejinimai，nixiangyaohaodedapinpaidongxi，wojieqianyejinimai，nixiangyaochidacan，woshuabaoxinyongkayedainiquchi！”
“sannian，zhengzhengsannian！weinifuchuleneimeduo，nijintianjuranyaoheyigelingwaidenanrenyiqilaihewotichufenshou？”
“chengxuan，wojiuwenni，zheimezuonideliangxinbuhuitengma？”
mingjiaochengxuandenvzi，shifangxiaojiaowanglesanniandenvpengyou。
jintianshichengxuandeshengri，shenweiwaimaixiaoge，yagenmeishenmejixudefangxiaojielejiwankuaigaolidai，zainanzhoushizuigaodangcidejiudianhuaixianfangbaoxiabaoxiang，erqiehualeliangwanyuanjichengxuanmailebaoshijiezhi。
tayuanbenxiangyaochenzhejintianjichengxuanguoshengri，zaiyingzaozuilangmandeqifenzhonggenchengxuanqiuhun。
kemeixiangdao，chengxuanjintianlaifuyuele，danbushiyigeren。
ershidaizheyiweimingjiaozhanghaoyongdezhongniannanzi！
erqiekaimenjianshandegenfangxiaotanpai，shuoyaofenshou。
三年！
jiaowanglesanniandenvpengyou。
helingyigenanrenyiqizaizheiyangdechanghetifenshou。
erqiekanzheliangrenqinmidejuzhi，fangxiaozhidaozijiyijingbeilvle，toudingyiranbeichengxuanzhongshanglehulunbeierdacaoyuan。
zheizhongshiqing，luozainagenanrenshenshang，nagenengshoudele？
fangxiaozuanjinquantou，shouxinlizhuadeneimeijiezhi，shenshendezharushouxinderouli。
danshouzhangxindetengtong，biqixinlishangxinyujuedetongchu，yousuandeleshenme？
chengxuanlianshangdebiaoqingmeiyousihaodekuijiu，fanerzuanjinzhanghaoyonghuaili，yilianmieshi。
“hehe，liangxin？biefanshale，wohenibushiyigeshijiederen。nibunengjiwowoxiangyaodeshenghuo，dantanengjiwo。”
shuozhe，chengxuanjingrandangzhefangxiaodemian，qinleqinzhanghaoyongyounidelianjia。
tadezheigejudong，chedijinulefangxiao。
“狗男女！”
fangxiaofenbugushendechongleguoqu，yangqiquantouxiangyaozouzheigejizijidailvmaodejiahuo。
kemeixiangdaoduifangshenshouminjie，haimeidengfangxiaokaojin，bianyijiaojiangfangxiaochuaifei。
“heng，xiaozi，biejilianbuyaolian，xiangdongcu？yebukankanlaozishishenmeren。”
zhanghaoyongyilianmanhengdechaozhefangxiaopielepiezui：“laozikeshilianguode，jiunizheizhongwonangfei，zailailiangsangeyebugoukan。”
suiranzhanghaoyongdenianjiyaobifangxiaodashangyilun。
dantapingchangjingchangjianshen，erqiehailianlehenduonianquanji，zaiyeyuquansaihainaguomingci。
yincifangxiaogenbenjiubushitadeduishou。
cuobujifangbeiyijiaochuaifanzaididefangxiao，shoulidejiezhiyediaoluozaidi。
zheimeifangxiaohuafeiliangwanyuanmailaizhunbeigenchengxuanjiehundejiezhi，yeluorulezhanghaoyongdeyanlian。
tajianqijiezhi，lianshangluchuqingmiedebiaoqing。
“guoranshigeqiongdiaosi，zheizhongxiajiuliudehuose，zuiduozhigewanbaliangwankuai，jiunizheiyang，yexianggenwozhengnvren？chengxuan，rangzheixiaozikankan，shenmeyangdejiezhi，cainengpeideshangnizheiyangdemeiren。”
chengxuanyangleyangzijideshou，zhijiantadewumingzhishang，daizheyimeixuanliduomudezuanjie。
“fangxiao，zheishizhanghaoyongjiwomaidezuanjie，wukela，nixianzaiyinggaizhidaochajuleba？”
“zhanghaoyongkeshixinlijituandezongjingli，nianxinsanbaiwan，ernini？zhibuguoshiyigesongwaimaide。”
“erqiezhanghaoyongyegenwoqiuhunle，woyijingtongyijiajitale，yinci，nihaishisilezheitiaoxinbiezaichanzhewole。”
怒！
暴怒！
滔天暴怒！
fangxiaozhengzhazhecongdishangzhanleqilai，zhengxiangzaicichongguoqugenneigemingjiaozhanghaoyongde**pinming。
kejiuzaizheigeshihou，tadenaohaizhonglituranchuanchuyigeshengyin。
“叮！”
“benxitongjiancedaosuzhufennuzhidadaojihuoxitongdeyaoqiu，benxitonglikejihuo。”
“shenjijiejieqiandaoxitongjihuochenggong，yiweisuzhuzhidingpaichusigechaopinnvshenjiejie。”
zheigeturandeshengyin，rangfangxiaodedongzuotingzhilexialai。
他有些懵逼。
神级姐姐签到系统？
什么情况？
danshihenkuai，fangxiaojiuhuiguoshenlai。
bijingfangxiaopingchangzuidadeaihao，jiushiyuedugezhongxiaoshuoshuji。
suoyiduiyuzheixiesuoweidexitong，tahaishiyousuolejie。
nanbucheng，woyehuodechuanshuozhongdexitongle？
kandaofangxiaoyilianmengbidetinglexialai，zhanghaoyonghechengxuanyiweifangxiaozhinanertui。
bianyilianqingmiedexiangtanshenhuan。
“zheijiuduile，suannishixiang，wojinggaoni，yihoubiezaichanzhechengxuan，buranwojianniyihuidaniyihui。”
zhanghaoyonglouzhechengxuandexiaomanyaozhengyaolikaibaoxiang。
keyizaizheishi，congmenwaichuanlaiyishengruyeshoupaoxiaobandefadongjishengxiang。
“轰隆隆隆！！”
zheizhenturandehongmingsheng，haosipingdijinglei，mengranxiyinlesuoyourendeyanshen。
zhongrenzhuantouwangqu，gezheluodibolichuang，zhijianyilianglaosilaisimeiyingweishou，houmiangenzheyiliangmaikailun，haiyouyiliangbaoshijie911，yijiyiliangfalalilafa！
neisidashenjihaochesanfazhefangdangbujideqixi，mansueryoujibadaodetingzaihuaixianfangmianqian，dichendeyinqingzaoyinfangfoshixiaozhangdelezhang，mengranyinlaiquanchangrendeyanshen。
siliangchementongshidakai，sigeshenxingmiaoman，xuanliduomudejinglishenying，tongshicongcheshanghuanhuanzouxia。
suihou，zaidatingguangzhongzhixia，tuikailefangxiaozheijianbaoxiangdedamen。
yigehaosiyinlingbanyueerdeshengyinchuanlai：“wodaoyaokankan，zainanzhoushi，sheiganrewozhaojiasijiemeidedidi！”