第3章 钢铁直男

suxiaoyouyijuexinglai,faxianzijitangzaihaohuabieshudedachuangshang……

xiankaibeizi,qideliansetieqing“wangbadan!”

nima!tashenshangchuandeshinageyenanrendebaichenshan?!tadeheiqunzini?!

shishei!kanlaoniangbubatajishengtunhuobo!

xiayimiao,duimianyushidementuran“zhiga”yishengbeirentuikai。

yigezhangxiangzuyidiandaozhongshengdeshuaigeguozhesongsanyupaochuxianzaitamianqian。

cirenshuaideyipi,gaodeyipi,shisuxiaoyouzheibeizijianguozuihaokandenanren,danshi…neiyebunengchenta…gentafashengneizhongshiqing!

suxiaoyouwendingxinshen,lengbudingfaxiannanrenxiongkoukailegedavling,wanmeidedaosanjiaoshencairuoyinruoxian,pifubaijingdebuxianghua,bixuechadianpenchulai!

haozaihaiyouyisilizhi,zaishuaidenanrenyebuxing!

jiansuxiaoyouyuanqimanmandeyangzi,nanrenshensuiqinglengdemouzishanleyixia,haosimanbujingxinchaotakanqu,“xingle。”

登徒子!

suxiaoyouzhijienaqichuangshangdepiyaodai,erhuabushuochaonanrenchouguoqu!zuilimadao:“wangbadan,chenrenzhiwei,dengtuzi!kanlaoniangbudasini!”

lixiuniansuiyitaiqishou,bashuaidehuhushengweidepiyaodaiwozaishouzhong,huanghujianchunjiaoweiweishangyang,jiulianyandidelengyiyequsanbushao:“chenrenzhiweide,shiniba。”

ng?suxiaoyoulenglejimiao,piyaodaichoulejixiadouchoubuhuilai,zhihaoyirenyitoujiangchizhe:“nizheihuashenmeyisi?”

“zenme,shuiguole,buchengren?”lixiunianyongneidichenweiyajiqicixingdesangyinkaikoudao。

suxiaoyouwenyan,benjiucaizhechuangyan,yigebuxiaoxin,zhongxinbuwen,zhijiechaoyibianzaidaoguoqu!

xingkuilixiunianjishizhuailepidaiyiba,suxiaoyouzhishizuozaidishang。

tazhejimanghuangdeshunlebaliuhai,dengdayanzhiwen:“woshuini?zenmekeneng?!”

lixiunianshuoqihuanglaimiansebugai:“ng,buguoshidaozaiwojiaobian,beiwodaihuilai,turanfafengbawoandaozaichuang,erhuabushuobawoyifu,haituleniwoyishen。”

shishishang,houbanyedesuxiaoyouqueshibutaianfen,haojicitiaoqinanrenyuwang,zheibu,caizaoshangqidian,lixiunianwukenaihedechonglegeliangshuizao,xiahuo。

zhiyuyifu…tazenhuirangtachuanshiyifu?

zheimeshuolaidehua…suxiaoyouzixiyihuixiang,houbanyeshitahaoxiangqueshimimihuhudemodaoruanhuhude“wawa”shang,mofeijiushita?

erqietadeshentibutaiduijing,xiangshibeixiacyao,zhenshitayaoxiaoshangtou,feilirenjia?

yishijian,suxiaoyouzhenggerenshengguandoubengtale,taneixiexingshiwenzuidehuaquanbubiejinduzi,bingqiexiasishounielezijiyiba。

“si…”haoteng!zheibushimeng!

shiqingfashengtaikuai,lixiunianxianglandoumeilanzhu。

“keke…”yishidaorenjiacaishishouhaizhe,suxiaoyougangadeyipi。

tazhenglibaichenshan,chuisizhengzhadao:“suoyizuihouwozhendegenni……”

lixiunianyaotou:“haihaowoyizhijianding,bimianbeiju。”

suxiaoyoukouqiyisong!meineishajiuhao!

“neige,zuotianxiexienidaiwohuilai。”ruguobushita,yexutahuibeiqitaxinhuaibuguiderendaizou,tahainengbaochiqingbaima?

douguaimeilaoban,yaoshizaijiandaota,feijitataogedamadaitongbianyidunbuke。

lixiunianxiuzhangdeshouzhinazhemaojin,beiduizhetacashitoufa,“xiexiebubi,zhijiesuanzhangba。”

苏小悠:“???”

“mingzi。”nanrendeyuqiburongzhiyi,zhenshelijiqiang。

suxiaoyouxiayishihuida:“suxiaoyou。”

“keyoufumu?”lixiunianhuanhuanzuoxia。

“wufuwumu,yiqiongerbai,yaoqianmeiyou,yaomingyitiao!”suxiaoyouxinshuo,zheinanrenmofeishisuoyaopeichangde?

neikezhenshibuhaoyisi,tacongxiaomeidiemeiniangyao,chibaijiafanzhangda,pingshizhuanqianmianqiangyanghuoziji,xiangcongtashouliyaoqian?chufeirangtasi!

厉修年:“……”

zheixienian,guoderucixinku?

guaita,meinengjinzaozhaodaota。

“zuowanshiwohaoxinjiuni,yishiniduiwotumoubugui,duiwoshenxinzaochengchuangshang。”lixiunianyibenzhengjingdehushuobadao,pianpiankantadebiaoqing,fangfogenzhendeyiyang。

suxiaoyouyidujuedezijishigeshiebushedeeren!

“yeshinihuilewoyitaoshougongxizhuang,baokuochuangshangyongpin,jiranpeibuqi,niyubeizenmeban?”zheikongpashilixiunianyoushiyilaihuazuiduodeyitian。

meiyijuduisuxiaoyoueryandoushishenzhongqianze!tazuosiyouxiang,mingsikuxiang,“fanzhengyaoqianwozhenmeiyou,buguoqueshishiwojinitiandemafan,zheiyang,zanliangjiageweixin,yihouyouyongdedaodedifangshuoyisheng,woyidingbang。”

zheijuhuajiuhaoxiangshi:xiangxinwo,woshidalao。

tapashiwanglezuotianwanshangbeiyiqun“laji”zhui,youyujianyigezichengdaoyandeshejingbingranhoubeipoduojincaocongdeshile?

shijishangsuxiaoyoudeneixinxiangfa:jialeweixinganjinpao,weixinsuishikeyishan,guizhidaoyanqiandenanrenshenmelaitou,zongzhizuowanshiyiwai,kanzheinanrenzhangxiangbusu,qidubufan,yizhunshigedalaoban,tajiushigexiaotouming,yihounayoujihuizaijianmian?naisi!

zheimemingxiandefuyanlixiunianbukenengkanbuchu。

lixiunianshunzhetadehuadayingxialai,qingqiandexiaoyiyizhidangyang,jianzhijiushiyiduoxingzoudefentaohua“hao。”

jiaohuanweixinzhihou,fangfoshenhouyoumengshouzhuiganside,suxiaoyoumabutingtidepaochubieshu。

gebicouheyiwandelinshaoyuyuyanjiumianmianxiangqu,jintiandetaiyangpashiyaodaxibianchulai,neigemeizi,juranzailishaofangjianpinganwushidaileyiwan!

erqie…linshaoyushigexinjiboy,ganggangtiezhementoutingtanhua,youqitingdaotageyibenzhengjingdehongpianrenjiameizishi,linshaoyudoutitagelianhong。

lixiunianxiuzhangdeshenyingzouchumen,fuloutibashoudeshouqiaolejixia:“chachataguowangdejingli,youqishizuowan。”

yanjiuyilianzhengse,haoxiangtoutingqianggendebingmeiyoutaside:“shi,lishaoqingfangxin。”

zheigenvrenturanchuxian,daodishibushichuxinjilvni?ng,bixuchacha。

yipanglinshaoyuzeixixidecouguolai,dingzheyiduiyinweibaguaermeishuihaodeheiyanquan,xinghaozhangdehaitingshuai,“ge,shuoshuobei,nishibushikanshangrenjiale?”

mofeitagetieshukaihua,yezhidaoshenbianquenvrenle?

qiaozhemeizizhangdejingzhihaokan,peitagedeyanzhiyehaicouhe!

lixiunianlenglengyiyansaoguolai,nalihaiyoumianduisuxiaoyoushideqingqianwencun,“gun!”

xiangshixiangdaoleshenme,xianglaibuxihuanwanshoujidelixiuniandaoguqishouji,shouzhizaipingmushangdianlejixia,linshaoyubupasidetoukanjiyan,maosishiweixinliaotian?

【nian】:wodemingzi,lixiunian。

touxiangwuqimahei,nichengjiandanyoucubao,yikanjiushigegangtiezhinan!