全家重生后我选择摆烂第2章

wonainai,yigechuanqidenongcunfunv,jushuonianqingshishishilibaxiangdetiezuishensuan,yibeizimeijinguocheng,zuidadeaihaojiushipanneikebuzhidaocongnageditantaolaidefeicuibaicai。talinzhongqianlazhewodeshou,shuo:「guaisunnv,nainaibayibeizidefuqidoujini,niyaohaohaohuozhe。」

jieguowoershiersuijiuguale。

xianzaikanlai,nainaidefuqi,kenengbushizhangmingbaisui,ershi……sihouzhongsheng,haifuzengyigezuisuideyuanzhongnainailingti。

nainaidelingtipiaozaiwoshenbian,duizhewoneisangexijingjiarenzhizhidiandian。

「kankannibaneijiaxiao,bikuhainankan,linweiweineixiaoyaojingyiyanjiukanchuanle。」

「nimaneiyanshen,jidudedoukuaipenhuole,haizhuangcimuni?renjiaaosikapingweidoubuganzheimeyan。」

「haiyounige,wodetian,shangbeizibeirenjiapiancaipianse,zheibeizihaishangganzhequzhui?tashibeilvtilehaishibeimenjiale?edui,shangbeizitashibeichezhuangle,naozikenengzhenyoudianwenti。」

woyibianbojuzi,yibianzaixinlimomodiantou。

奶奶,您说的都对。

linweiweixianranbeiwogeturuqilaide「gaobai」jizhengbuhuile,tajiejiebabadishuo:「ge……gege,nibiekaiwanxiaole,womenshixiongmeia。」

「wobuguan!」wogeqiongyaonanzhufuti,zhuazhelinweiweidejianbangshijingyaohuang,「woaini!genshenfenwuguan!genxueyuanwuguan!wozhizhidao,wodexin,weiniertiaodong!」

wokandaolinweiweideyandishanguoyisijikuaidexianehesuanji。tashangbeizidiaozhewoge,shiweileliyongta,zhagantadejiazhi。xianzaiwogezhijietanpai,fanerdaluanletadejiezou。

「yandehao!jixu!rangtamihuo!」wobazaiyipangyongyanshenjiwogejiayougujing。

womazeduanqiguifudejiazi,youyadishuo:「zhixushuodedui,womenjiabujiangjiuneixieshisudeguiju。weiwei,zhiyaonimenshizhenxinxiangai,mamazhichinimen。」

linweiweidebiaoqingyijingcongkunhuobianchenglejingkong。

taqiuzhusidekanxiangwo,xiwangwozheigeshangbeizizui「zhengchang」dejiejienengshuojurenhua。

wojieshoudaotademuguang,bazuihouyibanjuzisaijinzuili,ranhouchongtaluchuleyigewubicanlandexiaorong:「jiayoue,wokanhaonimen,zhengqumingnianjiurangwobaoshangxiaozhizi。」

林薇薇:「……」

她脸都白了。

「gandepiaoliang!guaisunnv!」nainaidelingtizaiwoerbianjiwodianlegezan,「jiushiyaozheiyang!yongmofadabaimofa!yongshenjingbingdabaixinjibiao!」

我深以为然。

zheichanghuangdandejiatingnaoju,zuizhongyilinweiwei「shentibushufu」weiyou,luohuangertaogaozhong。

tayizou,ketinglishunjianhuifulediqiya。

「ba,wogangcaiyandezenmeyang?」wogeyilianqiubiaoyang。

wobameilita,ershibamuguangzhuanxiangwo,lianseningzhong:「zhiyu,nigangcai……shibushikandaoshenmele?」

我心里一咯噔。

他怎么知道?

「nigangcaiyizhidingzheneikefeicuibaicaikan。」wobazhilezhijiaoluo,「erqie,nilianshangdebiaoqing,buxiangshizaikanwomen,xiangshizaigenshei……jiaoliu。」

bukuishilaohuli,guanchalijiushiminrui。

wohaimeixianghaozenmejieshi,wonainaidelingtiyijingpiaodaolewobamianqian,yigedabidoujiuxiangshanguoqu,kexishouzhijiechuanguolewobadetou。

「buxiaozi!laoniangzaizheiernidoukanbujian!baiyangnizheimedale!」nainaiqidezhiduosuo。

woqingleqingsangzi,juedingbanzhenbanjiadihuyouguoqu。

「keneng……shisiguoyici,kailetianyanba。」woguzuoshenchendishuo,「wonengkandaoyixie……buganjingdedongxi。biru,linweiweishenshang,jiuchanraozheyituanheiqi。」

zheihuayichu,wobawomawoge,sangerenliansedoubianle。

zhongshengzheizhongshidoufashengle,zailaidianlingyixianxiang,sihuyebushibunengjieshou。

「heiqi?」womajinzhangdizhuazhulewodeshou,「shenmeyangdeheiqi?ta……tabuhuishishenmeyaomoguiguaiba?」

「chabuduoba。」woyibenzhengjingdihushuobadao,「fanzhengbushihaodongxi。suoyi,gentayingpengyingshibuxingde,womendeyong……xuanxuedeshouduan。」

「xuanxue?」wogeyilianmangran,「nideyisishi……zhaogedashilaijitatiaodashen?」

「buyongzhaodashi,yuanzaitianbian,jinzaiyanqian。」wozhilezhiziji。

ranhou,woyouzhilezhineikefeicuibaicai。

「xiangfuchouma?xiangnitiangaimingma?congjintianqi,qingjiaowo——jiangdashi。erta,」wozhizheneikechoubaicai,「jiushiwomenjiafanbaiweishengdefaqi。」

我爸:「……」

我妈:「……」

woge:「meimei,nishibushihaimeishuixing?」

「aixinbuxin。」wosongsongjian,zhanqishen,「fanzhengwodefuchoujihuayijingqidongle。nimenyaoshihaixianganshangbeizidejubenzou,qingzibian。eduile,ba,nishufanglineifengenhongyuanjituandehezuoyixiangshu,zuihaoshaole,buranxiageyue,nijiuhuiyinweishangyeqiemizui,shoudaofayuanchuanpiao。」

shuowan,woshishirandishanglelou,liuxiawobayilianzhenjingdilengzaiyuandi。

hongyuanjituandehezuo,shitazhongshenghuilaihou,zhunbeiyonglaijujilinweiweibeihoushilidediyibuqi,zheijianshi,woyinggaibukenengzhidao。

「guaisunnv!gandehao!jiudezheimehuyoutamen!」nainaidelingtigenzaiwoshenhou,xingfendipiaolaipiaoqu,「rangnibaneigelaowanguzhidaozhidao,kexuedejintoushixuanxue!」

wohuidaofangjian,suoshangmen,zhangzhangdishuleyikouqi。

bailanguibailan,danyanzhengzhengkanzhejiarenzaisiyici,wohaishizuobudao。

jirantamenyigegedoubutaicongmingdeyangzi,neijiuzhinengyouwozheige「dashi」laizhidianmijinle。

我的计划很简单。

diyibu,shuliwo「dashi」dequanwei。

dierbu,liyong「xuanxue」demingyi,pohuailinweiweisuoyoudejihua。

disanbu,zaitamengouyaogoudeshihou,chaqingchushangbeiziwomenjiatuanmiedezhenxiang。

wozongjuede,linweiweiyigeershichutoudeyangnv,jiusuanzaiyouxinji,yebukenengpingyijizhilibawoneizaishangchangmopagundajishiniandelaobawannongyuguzhang。tabeihou,yidinghaiyouren。

erzheigezhenxiang,jiushiwodezhuxianrenwu。

zhiyuwobamawoge……tamenfuzezouzhixian,jinqingfahui,xiyinhuolijiuxing。

wotangzaichuangshang,dakaishouji,diankaileyigewoshangbeiziconglaibukandeapp——「zhouyibaguasuanmingfengshuidaquan」。

xing,congjintianqi,kaishixuexizhuanyezhishi。

bijing,dangdashi,yeyaojiangjiujibenfa。