guanchashili，yanchouzheduixiayanxilaogongguyuzhuodepingjiazaihaozhuan，chudaidingliuzhouyunnuodebiaoqingbushihenhaokan……
buguozixikankandanmu，haoxianghaishiyoubushaorenpentade。
suishuozheiciguyuzhuozhanlile，keta“lengbaoli”、“pua”、“xiatounan”zheixiebiaoqian，kehaishizaishenshanglaolaodingzheni。
xiayanxijiadefensi，kehaishijiangtadingzaichiruzhudechiruzhushang。
zongbuhuiyinweiyijianshijiuduitakoubeifanzhuande，meizheimekuai。
“装吧你就……”
zhouyunnuoyanshenyinyidedingzhepingmushangdeguyuzhuo，xinshuozongyouniluchujijiaodeneiyike。
……
现场这边。
“呵呵呵……”
zhengshuohejinyuefuqiliangduishi，yishiyiliankuxiao。
“xixi，bujieshaoyixiama？”jinyuewen。
“zheishiwolaogong，guyuzhuo……”
xiayanxijuejuexiaozui，chiliedeyangguangsazaita**deqiaolianshang，chaneijiandefengqinglinghenduofensiliangyanzhimaozeiguang。
“哥好，姐好。”
jingtouqiandeguyuzhuomiandaiweixiao，shenshouwenhao。
jidaojinyue、zhengshuofuqiliangdeganjue，jiushiyigehenkeqihenyoulimao，kanshangquhenhaoxiangchuhenyangguangdexiaohuozi。
buguangruci，tahaihenjiantan。
genjinyuewoshoudeshihou，yigejingerdeshuo：
“jienizheigendianshilikanzhezhenbuyiyang，**ganjuebi**shangpiaoliangduole，zhenshou……”
duishanglaopaoerzhengshuo，yefeichangreqingdeshuozhe：
“gejinniandexinzhuanjiwoyouting，woneishou《**》de**jianzhijuele……”
jifuqiliangkuadedouyoudianerbuhaoyisile。
“zheizenmekanzenmebuxiangshixiayanxishuodeneiyanga……”yaogunlaopaoerzhengshuoxinxiang。
jideyiqianshua**deshihoukandaoguoxiayanxizaijiemushangdecaifang，tashuotalaogongshineizhonghendaihenlengderen，jiehunhougentahuijiajianqinqidoubuzhidaodazhaohude……
有点社恐。
zheigeshehui，benshendajiajiuxihuanneizhongdadafangfangde，nishekongkeyi，dannibunengmeilimao，jianrenbunengbuzhidaodazhaohu。
yeshiyinci，bushaorenyizhizaitucaoguyuzhuo。
jintianjianmiandeshihou，wulunshizhengshuohaishijinyue，duiguyuzhuodeqidaizhidoumeiyouduogao……
douxiangzhe，buguoshilugejiemu，dajiaxianghujianjidianermianzi，zhuangzhuangyangzidele。
ranerguyuzhuobiaoxianchulaideyangzi，quedadachuhuletamenyiliao。
ganjueguyuzhuowanquanjiushineizhonghenwanmeiderenahaoma……
zhibojiandanmuneihuieryezaibuduandishua：
—【ganjueguyuzhuohenyouhaodeyigerena……】
—【shia，kanshangquhenyangguanghenjiantan，dairenjiewuyetingbucuode。】
—【zhei……quedingshixiayanxizuilide，taneigexiatounanlaogongma？】
……
“wojidexixibushishuotashekongdema？”
jiulianhoutaidehuangxiaochuyezuijiaochouchuzhe……
tagenxiayanxiyesuanshule，yiqiluguojiemu。
keyinxiangzhong，xiayanxizuilidetalaogong……genxianzaizheigeshuaige，wanquanshilianggeyangzia！
什么鬼！
“可能是立人设。”
cishi，shenbiandechudaidingliuzhouyunnuoyifu“kanchuanyiqie”debiaoqing，weixiaoshuodao。
“喔……”
zheihuayichu，haoduorenhuangrandawu。
zhouyunnuoshuodeyebuwudaoli，mingxingyirenshangjiemushangqiezhidaolirenshe，zhidaozaiguanzhongmianqianjinliangbaochilianghaodezhengmianzhuangtai……
neiguyuzhuozheizhongbenlaijiukoubei、lurenyuanjiufeichangchade，kendingjiugengyaozaiyizijidexingxiangla！
dangshijiuyoubushaoxiayanxijiadefensibeidaipianlefengxiang，danmukuangpen：
—【zhuangba，nijiuzhuangba，wokanninengzhuangdaoshenmeshihou！】
—【pinglunqubiezhejijiguyuzhuoxidi，neisheishanggejiemuhaibuzaihuyixiazijixingxiangla？】
—【jiushi，kanwomenjiaxixideyanshen，jiuhaoxiangzaishuowokanninengzhuangdaojishi！】
……
zhideyitideshi，neihuierjingtouyoujidaoxiayanxi，jiujianxiaotianhouxiayanxijuezhe**dezuichun，yilianbukaixindedengzheguyuzhuo……
neihuierdanmuzaiqingpiaopiaodepiaoguoyiju：【xiayanxi：guyuzhuowokanninengzhuangdaoshenmeshihou！】
yixiajiujifengxiangdaipaopianle！
yixiajiurangwangyoumenwuhuile！
nishuoguyuzhuopingshenmenengxibai？！
“这……”
laohaorenhelaoshikuxiaoyisheng，xinshuozhouyunnuoduiguyuzhuohaizhenshieyimanmana。
……
“zouba，womenjinquba。”
huidaojiemuluzhixianchangzheibian。
jiandandaguozhaohu，hanxuanguohou，jirenlianyangzoujinlejidonghaibiandexiaolou。
《qizidelangmanzhilv》jiemudiyiqiluzhixuanzezailesanyayichurenshaodehaibian，jiemuzuzhuanmenzulinlejidongxiaobieshuweichenglegexiaoyuaner，yuanzizhimiandahai，zhudayige“mianchaodahai，chunnuanhuakai”。
zaoshangzhengyanjiunengkandaohai，qibulangman？
yuanzilizhongleyoubajiaoshu、yezishu，haiyougezhongdangdidehuahui，wuyanliusedekanzhezeipiaoliang。
“哇~”
kanzheneiwuyanliusedehuahua，daizhezheyangmaodexiayanxixishangmeishao，baozhexiangjizaiguyuzhuomianqianbengbengtiaotiao，shuozhe：
“bangwopaizhaobangwopaizhao~”
meinvdoushiaipaizhaode，xiayanxibijiaoxihuanmeigui，guyuzhuobianbangtazaimeiguiqian“kacakaca”pailehaojizhang。
nianqingdexiaoqinglvzaizheiyikehaimantiande，xiayanxikanlezhaopianyikaishihaitingkaixin，kebuzhidaoxiangdaoshenme，limayoujueqilexiaozui……
“呵呵呵……”
guyuzhuoneihuierrenbuzhuzhizhezhaopiankuazanxiayanxi，shuo：
“nigenmeiguihuayiyangpiaoliang。”
nvshengdoushixihuanpiaolianghuade，bengguanguyuzhuoduixiayanxiyouduoshaoyuanyan，danbudebuchengrendeshi，xiayanxizhendetingpiaoliangde。
“neiyushenyan”dechenghaobushigennikaiwanxiaode。
tamenliangni，yedequetingenaide。
zheihuarangxiayanxihenshishouyong，xixiaoyankaidexiaotianhoutuileguyuzhuoyixia，shuozhe：
“讨厌~”
—【喔……】
neihuier，bushaoguanzhongkanjiemu，haijuedetamenlianghaotian。
弹幕都在刷：
—【kedaolekedaole！】
—【bieguanrenjialianggerenkoubeizenmeyang，zhishaorenjiaxianzaikanqilaitingenaide。】
—【wanwanmeixiangdao，diyikougouliangjingranshiguyuzhuohexiayanxijide。】
……
guanchashilidezhouyunnuozuijiaohenhendichouleyixia，youzhongbeixiuleyiliandeganjue……
neihuier，qishiyiqiedoutingzhengchangde。
直到……
xiayanxilinzhexiangji，jijinyuekanguyuzhuojizijipaidezhaopiandeshihou，shuoleyiju：
“wolaogongshuowoxiangmeigui，hunshendaici。”
当时，这话一出！
—【？？？】
zhibojianliwangyoumenzhijiejiurenshale！
houtaiguanchashilidejiabinmenyeshale！
zheiteme……shenmegui？！
……