“xing，kafei，bujiatang。”
guyuzhuohehexiao，yemeizaiyimachenxiaodongbudongshi，wenguodajiahou，tazhuantouwangxiangzijialaopo，wen：
“你还是老样子？”
“唔……”
xiayanxijuezhexiaozuidianlediantou，kanshangqujingranyoudianbukaixin。
neihuierdajiayeqiguai，jiushishuo，nilaogongzheimedongshi，dajiadoukuajiangta，nixiayanxizenmehaizheigebiaoqinga？
buguodajiayemeishuochulaijiushile。
“xing，dajiaxianliao，woqupao。”
daleshengzhaohu，guyuzhuojiuqupaochale。
“woyequbangmangba……”
xiayanxixianglexiang，suoxinggenleshangqu。
“呵呵呵……”
kanzhezhei“fuchangfusui”deyimu，qianerdayehezhengshuodengjigeqianbeidouluchuleyiliandeyimuxiao。
guyuzhuodongshi，xiayanxiyemeiyoushenmemingxingjiazi，zheiduifuqijueduishikanqilaizuishunyande。
……
“淅沥沥……”
茶水间。
guyuzhuocongbaolizhaolaizijidailaidechahekafei，ranhouzhaolaiyigechahu，daoshangcha，chongpaolemanmanyihu。
chashuijiandeweizhixiangyang，bishiganghaoyouyangguangshunzhetoumingdebolizheshejinlai，zheshedaoguyuzhuobaisedechenyishang，yingchendetazhenggerenhaoxianghuifaguangyiyang。
tadeshouyoudiangugan，bingqiehenshixiuzhang，dangshijingtoujidaoneizhishoudeshihou……
—【啊啊啊！】
zhibojianlibushaoshoukongfuyindoushuangyanmaoguangle。
tongyangyilianjidongdehaiyouguanchashilideyangjinli。
“啊！”
dangshijingtoujingtoujidaotadeshihou，xiaogunianghongzhexiaolianwuzhezuiba，songzhejianzuozaishafashangduojiao，yifu“shoubule”debiaoqing。
“yueyueshishoukongma？”helaoshihehexiaozhewendao。
“嗯嗯嗯……”
yangjinliyibiandiantouyibianshuo：
“buguangshishoua，tarenshizhendeshuai，zheizhongshuaigepaochadehuamianjianzhitaiyangyanle，nikantadongzuohaineimeruya……”
yangjinlibenlaishixiayanxidefensi，kezheihuierzhijiejiubeiguyuzhuojiquanfenle。
shuaigezaichufang、chashuijianmanghuoshihoudeyangzi，zhendetaiyoumeililehaoma！
“呵呵呵……”
huangxiaochuyishihehexiaozheshuodao：
“xiaogukanshangquzhendeyidiandoubuxiangshijieguohundenanren，zheigangcaijingtoupaibeiying，wokanzheganjuetadouxiangshineizhongnaichadianlimanghuodexiaoge。”
“youshaoniangan。”helaoshidaleyiju。
“dui！”huangxiaochulianliandiantou。
jirenreqietaolunzhe，daoshirangyipangdezhouyunnuobiaoqingbiandezeinankan……
zheizenme……huranyiqunrenjiukuajiangqiguyuzhuolaile？
什么鬼！
回到现场这边。
laidaochufanglidexiaotianhouxiayanxi，zaikandaozijialaogongmangliudehuamian，yeshiluchuyifuhuachidebiaoqing。
“嘻嘻……”
tazuozaibataidegaojiaoyishang，yushoutuozhexiangsai，yifuxinshangdebiaoqingwangzheguyuzhuo。
neihuier，xiayanxichichikanzheguyuzhuodehuamian，haizhendemomingdeyoudianertian……
taxiaodeyetingxingfude，zenmekanzenmebuxiangshibeilengbaoli、puade。
弹幕轻轻飘过一句：
—【wozhendeyoudianhuaiyixiayanxihuadezhenshixingle……】
shigerenkanlezheiyimudoudehuaiyihaoma！
tamenliangmingminghentiandeya！
“看什么呢……”
guyuzhuozhengzaichongkafei，shuoshihuaneigemachenxiaodequejitachulegenanti，tadaidedoushisurongkafei，jibendoushiyoutangde，yaowutangdehua，kenengdexianmokafeidoule。
haozaijiemuzuzheibianyoukafeiji，daoshiyebusuanfeishi。
“要我帮忙吗？”
xiayanxizhanqishenlai，weixiaozhewen。
“你会干啥？”
guyuzhuofanfanbaiyan，da**xiayanxiconglaidoushiyilaishenshoufanlaizhangkou，shizhibuzhanyangchunshuidezhuer，suishuorenbusuanlanyexihuanzuo，buguozuochulaideneixiewanyier……
算了，一言难尽吧。
neihuiertingzheihua，bushaofensihaiyouxiebuleyi，yourenshuozhe：
—【zheijiaoshenmehua？womenjiaxixibushiyizhidouzaijiamaicaizuofandema？】
—【jiushia，nizheizenmeshuodegenwojiaxixishadoubuganshadoubuhuiganside？】
—【zeze，luchuhuliweibaleba？zongsuankaishipualeba？】
……
qishiyebuguaidajiazheimeshuo，zhuyaoshixiayanxizaiwaimianshuo，jiehunhouzaijialiyizhishizijimaicaizuofan。
tadejingjigongsini，oueryehuijitaliyixie“meichuniang”derenshe。
fensimenzaiyichuanshishichuanbai，neimeyiechuaneyixia，jiuchenglexiayanxijingchangmaicaizuofan，guyuzhuozhidengzhechishayebuganle。
xianzaidajiabulejieshiqingma，kanguyuzhuoneixianqidebiaoqing，yiweitayouzaipuaxiayanxi。
ewomenjiameichuniangxiayanxishangdetingtangxiadechufang，nizheihuashuodezenmehaoxiangtashenmedoubuhuiyiyang？
好好好……
xiatounanzhuanglezheimejiu，zongsuanzhuangbuxiaquleba？
youkaishilengbaoli，youkaishipualeha！
“呵~”
guanchashilidezhouyunnuokanzhezheiyimu，yishichixiaoyisheng，xinshuoguyuzhuodehuliweiba，zongsuankuaiyaoluchulaile。
……
“aiya，haishiwobangniba~”
xiayanxikendingzhidaoguyuzhuoweishenmexianqita，buguozheibijingzailujiemu，tayeshiyaolirenshedema。
neinayouqizikanzhezhangfumangliububangmangde，tayexiangdanggexianqiliangmuma。
“淅沥沥……”
neihuier，ganghaoguyuzhuozaidaochashui，yibanchashuidiyihudoushiyaodaodiaode，yinweichayebiaomianhuiyouxiehuichenzhileide，diyihudoujitapaodiaole，dierhucaishihaocha。
xiayanxiganghaocouguoqu，jinguanguyuzhuoyijinghenxiaoxinle，kehaishiyoujidishuihuabengshedaolexiayanxijiaonendeshoubeishang。
“呀！”
xiayanxijingjiaoyisheng，limaduolekailai，xiaocuipideyangzihuoxiangshizuofandeshihoubeiyoujiandaodehuamian。
dangshidanmujiuyourenhuaiyile：
—【……xiayanxizhendehuizuofanma？】
—【zheibujiushidianershuima，zhiyufanyingzheimedama？】
—【zheiyaoshiyouguo，tabudehesi？】
……
shia，yidianreshuijiandaodouhechengzheiyang，yaoshiyouguo，budezhijiehepaolulou？
dangran，dajiayezhishihuaiyi，meiduoshuobiede。
“zenmele？meishiba……”
guyuzhuotingjiandongjingyelimafangxiashuihu，guolaiguanxin。
“呜~烫到了……”
xiayanxijuezhexiaozui，jiushishuo，xiaotianhouxiayanxiyibanshihouzhanxianzaiwairenmianqiandeyimian，yeshifeichangziqiangdedanvrenrenshe。
kezheihuier，zaiguyuzhuomianqian，quebiaoxiandefeichangxiaonvren……
juezhexiaozuiyouxiediadejianghuafangshi，yishijianjihaoduofensitingdexindouhuale！
—【啊啊啊！】
yourenzaicidachuleneijujingdiande“shagugouqiangxixi”！
“唉……”
guyuzhuowunaidefanlefanbaiyan，lazhexiayanxideshouqushuilongtoushangyonglengshuichonglechong。
quedingmeishizhihou，fangcaizhilezhipaohaodeneihuchahejigechabeishuodao：
“niyaoshixiangbangmang，jiubangwobazheixiexianduanguoquba。”
“嗯嗯。”
xiayanxiguaiguaidediantou，duanqichahulaibenlaiyaozou，raneryebuzhidaoxiangdaoshenme，huranyouzhuanlehuilai……
guyuzhuokanletayiyan，yeshimiaodong，wunaikuxiao……
errencoujinlexie，zuibaduizuiba，“bo”deqinleyikou。
—【？？？】
—【！！！】
dangshi，zhibojianlizhijiezhale！
gonggongchanghe，niliangshuoqinjiuqin？
成何体统！
yaobuyaozaiyiyixiawomendeganshouawei！
xianzaidouliuxingbagouhuyoujinlaishalema？？？
……