小叔？！
哪里小哪个叔？！
sumiaomiaocongbeizilitanchutou，mannaodaidoushiwenhao，congtadejiaodu，ganghaoqiaojiannanrendekuanjianzhaiyao。
dianxingdedaosanjiaoshencai，meiyichujiroudoudaizheqiangxunguodehenji，queshibutaixiangpianpianjunziluwenlinengyongyoudeshencai。
tabiwaimiandelumingyuegengmeng，xiayishidehanlesheng：“zhoumuye？”
“ng。”nanrenzuijiaogouqiyigejiqiaodehudu，yudiaobingleng：“anjingdengzhe，womendezhangdaihuierzaisuan。”
啊啊啊啊——
我嘞个豆！
zuosideedunvpeijuranshuicuorenle！
tajiushuozijizenmehuibeizhengdeneimecan，yuanlaishuideshinanzhutaxiaoshu——zhoumuye。
neigebadajiadououdangjiachangbianfan，zaizhiyaochangnengzhixiaoertiku，kanchenghuoyanwangdezhoumuye。
tadeshijidaoxianzaidouyourenjinjinledao。
neinianlujiazumugangguoshi，zhoumuyehuinongcunjidian，shunshoubabeidageluzhenhuapaoqideshaguinvluwenhuijijielehuilai。
zheibaluzhenhuaqide，dangchangchaoqisaozhoujiuyaohetapinming，liandaizhegefangdetangxiongdi，liuqigenanrenrangrangzheyaojitagejiaoxun。
zhoumuyechishoukongquan，zhijieliaofansuoyouren，napageboshangxueliuruzhu，tarengzhizhedeenzheluzhenhuazou：
“guanshengbuguanyang，wotaniangde**——”
shaonianyiqiangguyong，landezaijiashuyuanshoujifujixiongdewonangqi，tatoushenbudui，duanduanshinian，jiupingzishenbenshizoudaorujinweizhi。
chenglezhenggelujiayoujuyoupadecunzai。
sumiaomiaohuishenhouliansezhouhong，xianzaizuizhongyaodeshiliyongzhoumuyedeshenfenzhuzijitaolijiashuyuan。
tayanzhuzidoudengyuanle，kaishishitan：“ni37dudezuizenmenengshuochuzheimebinglengdehua？zuowanqinshangqumingminghenruande。”
zhoumuyemeixinhenqingweidezhoulexia，lengshengtixing：“shouqinideshouduan，xianbawaimiandezasuijiejue。”
“……”
woshizasui？！gangtuizhimenkoudelumingyuechadianpenchuyikouxue。
完了！
zheihetamenshangliangdewanquanbuyiyang！
yishidaosumiaomiaoyinchayangcuoshuilezijiaxiaoshuhou，lumingyuegandaohuxikunnan。
shenpangdeqingnianmengengshiyinlimianjingbaodenannvguanxidoushebudelikai，fenfenjuzaimenkoudengzhekanrenao，napalumingyuekuaxialianmatamendoubuzou。
zhenyingleneijuhua，qingshenrongyisongshennan——
……
zhoucaixiakuazhezhulancongmenkoujinlaishiganghaoqiaojianzheiyimu，xiaolaotainianjiyuemozailiushisuizuoyou，zhongdengshencaiyoudianerpang，guazilianshangguamandeyidexiao。
tachongjuzaiwuyankoudexiaonianqingmenxuanyao：
“kankan，gongxiaoshelizuihouyikuaizhuleitiao，feishouxiangjian，yejiuwoneizaibuduidangtuanzhangdexiaoerzinengyouzheikoufu！
lumingyuenichuzaineilizhuangsirena，haibuganjinbanigejiuqilai，yijiazizhuangmozuoyangdelangutou——”
lumingyueyachiyaodegegezuoxiang：
“已经起来了。”
“qilaijiuqilaibei，haiyaowozheidanghounainaidebafanweidaotazuibiana！jinimenlaolujiadangniuzuomadabanbeizi，chabuduodele。”
zhoucaixiayi**basuoyourenjikai，piepiezuibalanziqiaozaimenkuangshang，sangyinbunaifan：“wenli！qilaibangmangshaohuo，womianqiangzainixiaoshumianqianbangmangshuoliangjuhaohua。”
“ma，shiwo。”nanrensangyindichen。
zhoucaixiabikongdoudengdaleyiquan，bukezhixindekanxiangwunei：“shei？！woermuyehuilaila……”
“woermuyehuilaile——”
zhoucaixialianshangdezhouwendunshishuzhankaile，zhoumuyeshitaqianfuliuxiadeyifuzi，congxiaochongzhezhangdade，zheihaizixiaoshun、dongshi，weiyibuhaodejiushitaiyouzhuyi。
napatazhuangbingerzidouxianshaohuijia，youyicinaodejilehaizhijiejihuijianxueyi，balaotaitaihedehunerdoupiaobankong。
yanchouzhedasunziluwenlidoudaoletanhunlunjiadenianji，taxinlidangranshizhejide，“ershiwuliuderenle，huilaiganghaoxiangkan，bahunyindashidingxialai。”
fangmenkouyipaipaitoukandexiaonaodai。
lumingyuehouzhihoujuedezhuaizhunainaidegebo，yanjinglitouchuyisibiyi：“nai，mojinqu，limianchulexiaoshu，haiyouqitaren。”
zhoucaixiaxiaorongningzhizaichunjiao，tazhenjingdekanxianglumingyue：“qitaren？”
yiqianzheigefangjianjiushizhoumuyede，houlaijileluwenlizhu，bianyidasunzizuowancongcongqulegongchangbangluzhenhuaqiangxiujiqi，yinchayangcuodetengchuweizhi，zheibuzhongyao。
zhongyaodeshi，taermuyeyounvrenle？！
judadejingxi‘kuangkuang’zazhongzhoucaixiadenaodai。
laotaitaizuijiaogangliedaoerduogen，jiuqiaojianlepangbiandengzhekanrenaodenianqingxiaohuomen，yishijiannuhuozhongshao：
“yiqunbuyaoliandeqingguadanzi！nimenmeijianguonvrena，gungungun！”
yourenxipixiaoliandenao：“zhounainai，shimingyueyaowomenguolaide，buganzoua。”
tamenshuohuadejianxi，zhoumuye**zheshangbanshenzoulechulai，tameiyanjianyinzheyimolengli，xianqiyanpikanxiangmenkou：
“jiashuyuandexiaozimendanliangjianzhang，huitouwoaijiaaihuzhaonimendiexuxujiu，miandezhiyaochangdefengda，rangdajiahuodoutingbuqingchuwozhoumuyeshuohuale。”
“……”
他一米九的个头，
guangzhanzaineilijiujirendailaijidayapogan。
suoyourenhoubeiqishuashuademaolenghan，shengpabeidianji，fengyibandeduomenertao。
“era——”zhoucaixiajidongdepuxiangzijiaxiaoerzi，daiqiaojianneixieaimeihenjihou，talianshangdexiaorongshunjianbiandeheaikeqin，niutoujiuquxianwenzhang：
“qinqinerxifukuaiqilaiya～majinimengelexinxianhaochidezhurou，a！”
“啊啊啊——”
guozhebeizidesumiaomiaohezhoucaixiadayandengxiaoyan。
zhoucaixiakanlekanzijiaerzi，zaikankannendefangfonengqiachushuilaidenianqingxiaoguniang，liangyanyiheidao：
“sumiaomiao！！！nixihuandebushiwenlineixiaozima？ganshapaodaowoermuyedechuangshanglai，zheinideyisihaishinibamadeyisi？
malegebazide！sheijinimendedanlianggansuanjiwoerzi——”
renmeichuankuzideshihouxiandegewaicuiruo，birusumiaomiao，taliantiaoqilaijiaoxiaodeyongqidoumeiyou。
“ma，xiaodianersheng，nandaozheihenguangcai？”zhoumuyebuyue，tacongwudouchupangdexinglizhongfanchuchenshanchuanshang，shunbianbajilaoniangmaideyifukuzinajisumiaomiaoyingji，muguangzuihoujindinglumingyue：
“nigaiwendeshitazenmejindelujia？congnaerlaideyaochi？wozhoumuyebushineizhongshuilebufuzederen，qiantishirongbudejiarensuanji，niliangxianghaolezaikaikou。”
lumingyuetoupifama，shouzhisumiaomiao：“shita！shitashuobuxiangxiaxiang！suoyiyaopawogedechuang！！”
dajiadeshixiandouluozaisumiaomiaoshenshang，weibimianbeidingzaipachuangdechiruzhushang，tayinzaibeizixiadeshouhenningdatuiyiba。
zaiyankuangweiweifareshi，paqilaiyibabaozhulekanrenaodezhoumuye，houmianhongerchidechonglumingyuezhengbian：
“sheishuowobuxiangxiaxiang？wozhishiguolaizhaonimenwenguanyumuyexiaoshudexiaoxibale，woxiaoshihoujiulaowanglujiapao，lujiayousheinimenbuzhidaoma——”
tayaoleyaochun，juanqiaodejiemaoweiweizhandou，sangyindaizhegengyan，fangfoshoudaoletiandadexiuru：
“luwenlihezhoumuye，woxialeyandouzhidaoxihuanshei。”
zhoucaixiadenglexiangshuohuadesunnvyiyan，zantongdediandiantou：“neiqueshi，nihaisuanyouyanguang。”
zhoumuyezhengzhadelidaoshaoruo，ganjuezijidexinbushoukongzhidekuangtiaolexia。
sumiaomiaojixubiaoyan：“zaishuole，buxiangxiaxiangderengenbenbushiwo，shilumingyue！
taduzilichuaileyenanrendezhong，shangganzhebalujiayaochisaiwoshouli，weidejiushirangwoheluwenlitiaojinhuanghedouxibuqing，chengweilujiagengdadechouwen！
renhenqilaizhenshilianzijiqingedoubufangguo，kexinilousuanyibu，wobuxihuanluwenli，zheibeizixiabeizixiaxiabeizi，wodoubuhuixihuanta——”
gangzoudaoyuanmenkoudeqingnianluwenlijiaobuweijiang，shoulideyangqishui‘pada’suileyidi。