jiangnianbaogangbianchengren,shouzhitoubulinghuo,jiekouzihenfeijinger。
zhouhuifangjintianyoubuxiaoxinbakudaibangchenglesigeda,
jiangnianbaojiebukaitadekouzi,yebabudiaotadekuzi,suoxingtiliuzhezhouhuifangdeyiling,zhijiebarenrengdaolechuangshang。
“jiang!nian!bao!tashinima!”
tiandixianayoujimazhaopintoude?
呸!呸!
yishidaozijishineige“pintou”,sijunchuanlijipeileliangkou。
danfansijunchuanxianzaiyoulianggenshouzhitounengdong,tayidinghuihaobuyouyudiniesijiangnianbao。
jiangnianbaoshunshoujiubazhouhuifangsaibeizilile。
司郡川:“!!!”
niebusijiangnianbao,tazijisileyexing!
tatangtangfeiyingdaduideduizhang,**wanlitiaoyidetezhongbing,jingranbeiyatoupianzijiangnianbaoqifuchengzheiyang!
天理呢?王法呢?
congxiaodaodaconglaimeichiguobiedeaojiaolengmiandaduizhangsijunchuanchedipofangle,yanweihongyanyan,yishuanggourendetaohuayanshanzheshenrendehanguang。
zheishizhangshuangrenchuang,gouda,goukuanchang。
zhouhuifanggensijunchuanzhongjianzhishaohainengtangyigeren。
jiangnianbaodunzaizhouhuifanghehesijunchuanzhongjian,zhuandongzhebozikankanzheige,chouchouneige,piaoliangdedayanjinglixiemanleyihuo。
就这?
liangrenshuiyiqiyemeishaa!
kuidepianxinyanmaneimejidong,youshinabangchuiyaodata,youshinahua**ta。
sanyuefendeyewanhaishihenlengde,bankaizhedechuanghuligualaiyizhenlengfeng,zhizhebeixinduankudejiangnianbaodalegeduosuo。
jiezhe,youdalegedadadehaqian,youlengyoukun,shuijueba。
lenglezhaomianbei,kunlezhaochuang,
jiangnianbaozunxunshengerweirendebenneng,jiekaibeizi,shuizailezhouhuifanghesijunchuanzhongjian。
shuangrenchuangshuisangerenjiuyouxiejile,buguojiangnianbaojuedejijigenghao,nuanhe。
zhouhuifangchuanzheyifu,zharen,haibingleng。
sijunchuanjingguang,rehuhu,haobao。
meiyounannvdafangyishidejiangyuanbao,zaicizunxunshengerweirendebenneng,jinjinditiezhesijunchuan,bishangyanjing,henkuaijiuchezhejunyundehuxi,meizizidishuizhele。
司郡川:“!!!”
zhouhuifangyunsile,jiangnianbaomeixinmeifeiyeshuizhele,zhiyousijunchuanyigerenchengshouzhemiedingdetongku。
shijianyifenyimiaoliushi,sijunchuanzhidaotabixuqilai,bixuchuanhaoyifu,bixupaochuqu。
jiangjingtiannei**shelezheimedadeju,suishihuichongjinlaizhuojian。
他绝不能上他的套!
他死也不娶江年宝!
keshitahunshenshangxiachulebozi,nalidoudongbule!
jiuzaisijunchuankuaiyaofengdiaodeshihou,yisheng“junchuan,nimeishiba?”zaruerzhong。
是江景天!
jiezheshiershenzhangguihuadeshengyin。
“aiya,zheibushinianbaodefangjianma?
junchuanyigedananrenzenmeshuizairenjianianbaodefangjianli?liangrengaibuhuishuileba?”
zhangguihuashigedazuiba,gensijunchuantamayouyizhibuduifu,babudesijunchuanshuilejiangnianbao,zuihaoqulemeishazhuli,fanertuotahoutuidejiangjianv。
silaoyezixionghendidenglezhangguihuayiyan,nuchi:“hushuobadao!jingtiangangcaishuole,nianbaoqutadajiejiale!”
jiezheyouduizhemenbanhandao:“nizheixiaozidaodiheleduoshaojiu,jingshuidaobierenjialile!”
jiangjingtianhongsilaoyezishuojiangnianbaoquledajiejiangnianyingjiali,sijunchuanzaitajiaheduole,silaoyezishilaijiesijunchuanhuiqude。
yidaolinliehanyizijiaodibanzhicuantouding,sijunchuanhenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
“yeye,ninxianzou,womashanghuiqu!”
tazhixiangganjinbasilaoyezi,youqibazhangguihuadafazou。
zhangguihuaneizhangzuibaidehuishuochengheide,yaoshirangtakandaowulizheizhongjingxiang,haibuzhidaobeitachuanchengshenmeyangni。
sheizhidaozheiyisangziquebajiangnianbaochaoxingle,sijunchuanmangyadisangziweibita:“bizui!buxudong!”
jiangjingtianhaizaijixuguijiao:“junchuan,niganjinkaimena,wozhidaoniheduole,kenishuideshiwomeimeinianbaodefangjian,nianbaoyihuierjiuhuilaile。”
zheijuhuatixinglejiangnianbao,tayiguliupaleqilai,zhizhesijunchuanshuo:“duie,nishuideshiwofangjian,jidewodoushuibuhaole,nidehuiqu!”
shuozhe,feikuaidixialechuang。
sijunchuanyanlidouyaodengchuxuezhuzile,mozhehoucaoyayongqishengshuo:“nigankaimenshishi!”
jiangnianbaocaibupata,lengfengcongchuanghuguanjinlai,jiangnianbaoyoudianleng,zhuaqiyijianbaichenshantaozaishenshang。
neishisijunchuandebaichenshan,jiangnianbaogezisuiranbuai,danshisijunchuanzuyouyimijiu,tadechenshantaozaitashenshang,yibaiqixigai,genjianqunziside,gengxianchujiangnianbaodejiaoxiaolinglong。
jiangjingtianyejidegenmaozhuaside,anzhaotagenzhouhuifangdeyueding,zhouhuifanghuijiazhuangzaitazijidefangjianlimanghuo,ranhougentayiqijinquzhuajian。
keshitadoudaizhesilaoyezihezhangguihualailezheimebantianle,zabujianzhouhuifangderen?
jiangjingtianpazaimenshanghaoyanquanshuo:“junchuan,zheishinianbaodefangjian,nishuilimianzhenbuheshi,nigaibuhuiheduochuleshashiba?
siyeye,yaobuwobamenzhuangkai?”
“吱呀。”
tahuayinhaimeiluoxia,menconglimiandakaile。
jiangnianbaozhabazhepiaoliangdedayanjing,saoleyanjiangjingtian,jiezhebamuguangzhuanxianglesilaoyezi。
silaoyezizhangdepanghuhu,nianqingshihoushuaiqideguozilian,yinweifafuhepifusongchi,jingbianchengleyuanzhongdaifangxing。
tadeduzitingdelaogao,yaoshenyuangungun,tixingxiangjilejiuzhongtianshangdeyaoxian。
jiangnianbaohenxihuanyouzheyoudayouyuandeduzi、zhangdeyouxiangyaoxiandesilaoyezi。
tarenbuzhuxilexibizi,yanquanshunjianhongle,dayanjinglishengtengqibobodeshuiwu,weiqubabadibaozhulesilaoyezidegebo,hanlesheng:“yeye。”
qiaojianjiangnianbaoshenshangtaozhesijunchuandechenshan,jiangjingtianlekailehua,chengle!
tayoujingyounudiwenlesheng:“nianbao,nizenmezaijia?
nichuandeshisijunchuandeyifu?
他把你怎么样了?”
zhangguihuaxingfendishuo:“aiya,nianbaozaijiaa!
她怎么穿成这样啊?
junchuanyezaifangjianli,gunanguanv,aiya,laoyezi,zheigaizenmebana?”
silaoyezidelianseyezaiyishunjianlengchenxialai。
dasunzihezuishuizailerenjiaguniangdefangjian,guniangchuanzhedasunzideyifu,zaikankanjiangnianbaoweiqudiaoleidekelianyang,yongjiaozhitouyenengcaidaofashengleshenmeshi。
silaoyezilenglididenglezhangguihuayiyan,dao:“nijiwobizui!”
youjinjianfulejiangnianbaoyiju:“nianbaobieku,yeyetinizuozhu!”
sijunchuantanzaichuangshang,yankanzhejiangnianbaoguyichuanshangtadechenshan,guyikailemen,guyibaozhetayeyedegeboku,jingxinyingzaotaqifutadejiaxiang,hendeyayangyang。
jiangjingtianjideshengyindoubianle:“siyeye,sijunchuanshuilenianbao,nianbaoyihouzenmejianren?
tashiyaolianderen,zhinengyitoupengsile!”
silaoyezihuashenbaonushiziwang,taijiaojinmen,zhizhesijunchuannuhou:“nizheigechusheng,nizenmezuochuzheizhongangzangshiqing!”
sijunchuan:“jiangjiarenhemousuanjiwo,guanwohe**heruanguyao,wogenbendongbule,shenmedouzuobule。”
silaoyeziweiyanchennudikanxiangjiangjingtian,jiangjingtianxinxudiduokaiyanshen。
zheishi,sijunchuangebodonglexia,chuyubenneng,jingzuoleqilai。
qingxinguayudandefuzuoyongqiazaicishifahuigongxiaole。
sijunchuanguangzhebangzi,beizihuaxiaqu,yijiaodazaiyaojian,luchuliangtiaoguangliuliudenitiandazhangtui。
zheifujingxianggengshuobuqingle。
sijunchuangenbenmeixiangdaozijituranjiunengdongle,shunjianmengzhule。
zheiyiju,jiangjingtianfanbaiweisheng:“sijunchuan,nimeichuanyifu?
sijunchuan,nibushishuonidongbulema?
wobanidangxiongdi,niqueshuiwomei,nishirenma?
你得对我妹负责!”
司郡川:“……”
刚才确实动不了啊!
百口莫辩!
taxionghendikanxiangjiangnianbao,kendingshitagangcaijitaweideyaoyouwenti。
好啊,好算计!
jiangnianbaoduzuichongtahengleyisheng。
zhangguihuayinyangguaiqidishuo:“nianbaozhenkelian,huanghuadaguinvdemingshengjiuzheimefeile,laoyezi,junchuanyaoshibuqunianbao,nianbaopashihuobuchengle。”
silaoyeziqidezhichuancuqi,yazhenuhuoshouhuimuguang,pahezhejiangnianbao,yuqiwenhedixiangzaianfuxiaobaobao:“nianbao,sijunchuanneixiaozi、ta……”
jiangnianbaobuhuisahuang,tagangbianchengren,renleideyuyanshiyongdeyebugoulisuo。
tahenrenzhendishuo:“sijunchuanshuilepianxinyanma,yeshuilewo。”