sanshuangyanjingqishuashuadingguolai,huoxiangjianleguiside。
“shenmetiaojian?”xiaochengshicongyafenglijichujigezi。
xiaojingshanmantiaosilidishuqilianggenshouzhi:“diyi,zheimingeshiwomaliujiwode,yaonazou,sanqiankuaiyifenbunengshao。”
“dier,jinwanjiufenjiaduanqin!congjinwanghou,nimenshisishihuo,genwobanmaoqianguanximeiyou!”
“zhenghaowoyebuxiangrennizheigedie!”
屋里瞬间炸了锅。
“sanqiankuai?”liuguifangsangzidouhanpile:“nizabuquqiangyinxing!”
xiaochengshiqidezhiduosuo:“xiaochusheng!tataniangdehaigangenwotitiaojian?laozishiniqindie!”
“qindie?”xiaojingshanmianseyileng,yibazhangpaizaizhuozishang:“nisuannamenzideqindie?yangzheyeerziyenvren,taniangdexianzaigenwoshuoqindieqinniangdeshiqingle?”
“你配吗?”
“quheishidatingdating,gangtiechangzhengshigongmingezhiduoshaoqian?”
“zheimingenimenbuyao,wozhuanshoujiunengmaiwuqian!rangnineibaobeierzigunqubeidahuangkenshupi!”
“yeerzi”sanzixiangdaozisidezhaguoqu,xiaoweijundunshizhanghonglelian。
liuguifangaoyisangzibengqilai:“xiaozazhongnimasheini!fanlenile!”
“sheiyingshengmashei!”xiaojingshancunbuburang:“sanqiandoutaniangdebianyinimenle!aiyaobuyao!”
xiaochengshiqidezhiduosuo,nazhesaozhoujiuyaoza。
xiaojingshanlengxiaoyisheng,yibazhuazhuletadegebo。
qianshitazaixiangxialunleyibeizichutoulianchulaideliqi,tengdelaodongxizhichoulengqi。
“laodongxi。”xiaojingshancoujinneizhangniuqudelaolian:“nierziyaozhennengnai,haiyongdezhezhaowoyaominge?”
“woshizazhong,nijiushilaozazhongbieduzi!”
“zhenbazijidanggerenwule?meiwoqinniang,chengliyounizheihaorenwuma?”
“wozuihouwennimenyibian,zheiminge,yao,haishibuyao?”
“我数三个数。”
pitougailiandeyidunma,wuzilisanrendemiansedouyouxieguabuzhu。
“反了天了!”
“三。”
xiaojingshanlandehetamenfeihua,shenchulesangenshouzhi。
“二!”
“小畜生你等着!”
“一!”
“ji!womenji!”liuguifangturanjianjiaoqilai,yibazhuaizhuxiaochengshi:“laoxiao!jita!”
萧敬山冷笑。
zheinvrenjingzheni,sanqiankuaimaigangtiechangminge,zhuanshoujiunengrangqinerzichishangshangpinliang。
dengxiaoweijundanglegongren,zheidianqiansuangepi!
xiaochengshiyibazhangpaizaizhuozishang,xianranshixintengsanqiankuaiqian:“baiyanlang!laoziyangniyibeizi,haitaniangdegenlaoziyaoqian!”
“qianwoyao,duanqinshuwoyeyao。jideqianhaozi,miandeyihounisilemeirentaiguancai,laishanglaozi。”
萧敬山悠悠然开口。
“**!”
zheihuaqidexiaochengshizhiduosuo,pangbiandeliuguifangganjinlazhuta:“duanqinjiuduanqin,sheipashei!”
“zheixiaozibudanggongren,yihoujiushiyibeizidezhongdinongmin!”
“nengyoushachuxi?duanlehao!miandedaoshihouhuobuxiaqu,haiyaolaizhezanmenjia!”
xiaochengshishuangyantonghong,mengdijiangzhuoshangdetangcichagangshuaizaidishang,fachu“guangdang”yishengjuxiang。
“ji!xianzaijiuji!”tayaoyaqiechidihoudao。
chenzheliuguifangniuzheshuitongyaoquxinyongshequqiandekongdang,xiaojingshancongdoulimochuyizhigangbi,mantiaosilidizaizhishangxieqi**xieyi。
zheizhibilidemoshuizaojiubeitadongguoshoujiao。
dengtianliangshifen,zhishangdezijijiuhuixiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
dengtamenfanyingguolai,zijizaojiuliuzhidajile!
没过多久。
liuguifangqichuanyuyudipaohuilai,shoulitizheyigegugudefanbubao,“dong”dizazaizhuoshang。
“快签!”
xiaojingshanmanyouyoudiningkaigangbimao,bijianzaimeiyoudengxiafanzheyiyangdeguangze。
“ziziyuanjianggongzuominge......”
taguyibazixiedeliaocaobukan,zuihouyinachadianbazhichuochuan。
xiaochengshiyibaduoguozhizhang,coudaodengxiazixiduanxiang,yanjingdoukuaitiedaozhishangle。
liuguifangyijingpobujidaidipaiguolaiduanjueguanxishu:“anshouyin!”
jiuzaixiaojingshanmuzhigangzhanshangyinnishi,xiaoweijunturancouguolaiyaoqiangqiandai:“dageyaobuyaoshushu?”
“shushenme?”xiaojingshanyibazuanjindaikou:“nandaoqindiehaihuikengzijierzibucheng?”
zheijuhuarangwulisangerenliansedoubiandeyichangnankan。
liuguifanglengxiaoyisheng,zhijiexialezhukeling:“ganjingundan!biezaiwojialixunhuiqi!”
屋外寒风呼啸。
xiaojingshanjiangqiandaisaijinmianaoneichen,baduanjueguanxishuzhehaozangjintieshenkoudai。
gangzhuanshenjiutingjianxiaoweijunyinyangguaiqidishuo:“dage,xiangxiamaokenglidequyoukuaizicu,jideduodaidiancaozhi!”
“bulaonifeixin。”xiaojingshanyijiaochuaikaiyaoyaoyuzhuidepomumen:“daoshini,xiaoxinjiqibanineizhutizijiaochengrouxian。”
“chushengniganzhouwoerzi!”liuguifangchaoqijimaodanzijiuyaoda,beixiaochengshizhuaizhewangwaizou:“litaganshenme?erziyaodanggongrenle,zanmenkuaichuquqingzhuqingzhu!”
yijiarennaohonghongdiwangxiangkouyongqu。
xiaoweijunbengbengtiaotiao,zhanxindebaichenshanzaiyesezhonggewaizhayan:“ma!woyaochiguoyingfandiandehongshaorou!”
“chi!jintianchangkailechi!”liuguifangchezhepoluosangzihan:“woerzimashangjiushizhengshigongrenla!”
xiaojingshankanzhesanrenyuanqudebeiying,zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao。
taqingqingyitui,menshangdeguasuoyingshengerluo。
sanqiankuaiqianjiuxiangmaianning?
简直是痴人说梦!
qianshizheiduigounannvweileneigebaobeierzi,buzhidaomeixialeduoshaohaodongxi。
muqindefuxujin,pashizaojiubeitamenhuihuoyikong。
jiranlaotianrangtazhonghuoyishi,zheiwuzilidedongxi,tayijiandoubuhuijizheiduigounannvliuxia!
fanzhenggangcaizaisuoyourenyanli,tadouyijinglikaile。
jiusuandiuledongxi,yelaibudaotatoushang!
xiaojingshandabuliuxingdizoujinwunei。
sanjiantupifang,yijianchufang,yijiancangku。
neijianyinanchaoshidecangku,jiushitade“woshi”。
至于他的私人物品?
he,zaojiubeineijiarenzaotadechabuduole。
tajingzhizouxiangzhuwo,taituijiushiyijiao。
“砰!”
mumenfachubukanzhongfude**。
meiyoudenghunhuangdeguangxianxia,qiangshangguazhedejiehunzhaogewaiciyan。
zhaopianlixiaochengshilouzheliuguifang,xiaodejianyabujianyan。
“咔嚓!”
xiangkuangzazaidishang,bolisuipiansichufeijian。
xiaojingshanjianqiyikuaisuiboli,zaixiaochengshilianshangkelegewaiwainiuniude“gui”zi。
zheiduigounannvyepeipaijiehunzhao?
拍个毛线!
yijumenfachucierde“zhiya”sheng。
yigunongliedezhangnaowanweidaopumianerlai。
zuidicengjingjingditangzheyigezitanmuxiazi。
qianshitaqinyankanjianliuguifangwanglimianzangguojintiao。
“哗啦!”
muxiadakai,sangenjintiaogunluochulai,xiamianhaiyazhecunzhehehouhouyitaliangpiao。
xiaojingshanyanjingdouzhile:“haojiahuo,zangdegoushende!zheimeduoqian!”
这下发达了!
gangcainagesanqiankuaiqiandoujijiwaiwaide,meixiangdaodoulimanmandangdang。
chuangbanbeitaxiandepengpengzuoxiang。
zhanxindedequeliangchenshan、maonikuzi,lianliuguifangxiudemudanhuazhentaodoubeitayigunaosaijinlekongjian。
zheixienian,zheiduigounannvmeishaohuihuotamuqindefuxujin。
jintian,tayaolianbendailiditaohuilai!
dahongxizidechuangdan?shouzou!
xiuzheyuanyangdemianbei?nazou!
jiulianchuangdixiadeniupixiedoubufangguo!
xiaojingshanchuaikaichufangmen,tieguolideyouzhahaimaozhereqi。
talengxiaoyisheng,taishoujiubatieguosaijinlekongjian。
zaotaishangdeyanguan、jiangyouping、cutanzi,lianbanguanzhuyoudoubufangguo!
chujulideculiangxiliang、larouxianyu,tongtongshouzou!