woniutoujiuzou，benzhiqingdiandongtou——guxiaoguangzhuneier，zaoshangzaichuangqianbeishini。
tadabuwangdaduibufangxiangqu——baiyueebeianpaizaineierzhu，shuota“shentiruo，xujingyang”。
gangzoudaotiangengguaijiao，jiukanjianguxiaoguangzuozaishitoushang，tuishangtanzheben《renminribao》，yanjingpianzaitaiyangdixiafanzheguang。tazuichunyidongyidong，niandehaitingtouru。
wojiaobuyiruan，chadianbeitiangengbangegentou。haojiahuo，zheisiwenjinger，bidangnianhaichuoren。
woxiayishilvlelvbianzi，youpailepaiyijiao，xinxiangzheihuikebunengzaixiangnianqingneihuier，yuanyuanchouyiyanjiupao，lianjuhuadoubuganda。
zhengyaowangqiancou，beihouyishenglengxiaopiaoguolai：“jiunizheicusangmen，biehezherenjiazhiqing，renjiabeideshishi，bushi《dazhucao》。”
womengdihuitou，wangjianguozhanzaiwohoutousanbuyuan，shuangshouchayao。
“niguanwo？nibushiquzhaonideda**le？chuzheierdangliaowangta？”
“woluguobuxing？zheitiangengshinijiaxiude？”
“neinizoua，chuzheierchuanqipenwohounaoshao？”
talenghengyisheng，niutoujiuzou，xuezicaidetulupipaxiang。
wofangebaiyan，xinxiangzheirenzhenshiyinhunbusan，shangbeizichaosishinian，zheibeiziganghuilaihaimeiliangzhongtou，youkaishijiaoju。
keguxiaoguanghaizaineierzuozheni。
woshenxiyikouqi，gangmaichuyibu，yanjiaoyuguangyousaodaowangjianguo——haoma，tameizouyuan，dunzaitiantouyikewaibozishudixia，jiazhuangxixiedai，qishibangeshenzidoutanchulai，yanzhuzizhigougoudingzhedaduibumenkou。
我气笑了。
zheirenzhuangdehaitingxiangneimehuishi，zhenyiweizijizangdehao？neinaodailuchulaibanla，gendiligangmaotoudesuanmiaoside，fengyichuihaihuang。
wozhengyaojixuwangqian，guangboturanxiangle：“quantisheyuanzhuyi，jinrigemairenwu，xiawusandianqianbixuwancheng！”
de，zhengshibunengwu。woyiyaoya，zhuanshenwangmaidizou，xinlipansuanzhe：xianganhuo，zaizhaojihuijiejinguxiaoguang。
zheihuiwokebunengguangdongxinbudongshou，dezhudongdian，wenroudian，shuohuadaidianwenhuaweier——biru……“tongzhi，jintiantianqibucuo”？
呸，太傻了。
“你看报呢？”
也不行，太直白。
zhengzhuomozhe，yingmianzhuangshanglierzhu，kangzheliandao，yilianhanxiang：“shufenjie，nigangcaigenwangjianguozaitiantouyanshuanghuangni？yigewangdongyigewangxi，zouwubuhuitousanci，bigongshefangde《shajiabang》hairenao。”
“qunide！shaojiaoshegen，gemaiqu！”
taheiheixiaozhezouyuanle，woditouyikan，shoulihaizuanzhegangcaishunshoubadeyibamaimiao，luanqibazaode。
算了，先干活。
keganggelelianglong，yanjiaoyipiao——wangjianguoneishadageer，jurantizhebiandanwangshuijingzou，mubiaomingque，zhibendaduibumenkou。
baiyueezhengzhanzaineier，shoulilinzhegekongmutong，xiukoubiezhegexiaobiezhen，baidehuangyan。
woshouyidun，liandaochadianxuedaozijijiao。
这人还真动手了？
zhijianwangjianguojibushangqian，sangmenhongliang：“wobangni！”
baiyueeheyitiao，wanghoutuilebanbu，zhijianqingqingniezhuyijiao：“wangtongzhi，nishou……tingzangde。”
wangjianguoyileng，ditoukanzijishou——neishou，changniankangmadai、woliandao，zhangxinquanshijian，zhifenghaiqianzheni。tahoutoudongledong，meishuohua，momobabiandanfangdishang。
worenbuzhu“pu”dixiaochusheng，shouyidou，maichahualeshouxinyidaoxiaokouzi。
“huogai！sheirangniyiwei‘dalishi’jiunengdang‘ruyilangjun’？”
wangjianguomengdizhuanshen，lianzhangdetonghong：“linshufen！nijiwobizui！”
wobaozhemaikunzhanqilai，xiaodejianbangzhidou：“wokemeidalini——shinixianchongwohoude，sunzi！”
taqideduojiao，baiyueekankanta，youkankanwo，minleminzui，tizhetongzijiwangjingbianzou。
wangjianguozaiyuandizhanleliangmiao，mengdiwanyaochaoqibiandanjiuzhuishangqu，jieguotongzaobeirenjieleguoqu——zhangcuihuabuzhicongnaermaochulai，xiaoxixidishuo：“yueemeizi，wolai！nizheishounen，biepengjingsheng！”
wangjianguojiangzaiyuandi，biandanchudi，xianggenbeileipiguodedianxiangan。
我乐得直拍大腿。
xiawushaiguchang，mailipuleyidi，jincancande，sheyuanmennazhepazifanshai。wozhengditouganhuo，huranganjueyourenduzaiwoqiantou。
抬头一看，王建国。
“你干嘛？”
“niganma？”taxuewo。
“woshaimaizi，niguandezhe？”
“neinigangcaiweishaxiao？”
“woxiaowode，ainishenmeshi？”
“你笑我！”
“nirangrenbuxiao？shouzang？renjiada**shuodemeicuo，nizheishou，cuonidounengcuochuerlianghuilai。”
talianyihei：“neinini？guxiaoguangkanshunicouguoqu，renjiataitoukanniyiyan，ninengdangchangbei《jiangjinjiu》？”
“woxue！womingtianjiubei！biniqiang！”
“xinga，neinibieguanwozhuibaiyuee。”
“nizhuinide，wozhuiwode，sheiguansheisheishigou！”
“dujiudu！zailigeguiju——congjinwanghou，sheiguanduifangtanlianai，sheiwanshangtiduifangshuamaofang！”
“xing！sheixianjiduifangsongshuisongfan，sheijiushiduifangdie！”
“成！”
“啪！”
一巴掌拍得通红。
zhangcuihuabaozhehaizizaibianshangkandejinjinyouwei，haiziniaoletayishendoumeifajue：“aiyo，zheiliangrenchaodebiguangbohaixiang，daoxiangyiduier！”
woshuaishoujiuzou，wangjianguoyeniutoujiuzou。
hurantingjianshenhouyishengdahan：“linshufen！”
wohunshenyijiling，chadianbapazirengle。
wangjianguozhanzaishaiguchangzhongyang，yangguangzhaozaitanaomenshang，youguangzengliang。
“nijizhule！”tahou，“sheixianxinruan，sheishisunzi！”
wozhuanshen，chayao：“nicaixinruan！nicaishisunzi！”
womenlianggezheyidimailiduihou，sheyuanmenfenfentingxiahuoer，taitoukanrenao。
lierzhudunzaibianshangkenwotou，bianjiaobianshuo：“zheiliangren，bimaizihaishu。”
wolandelita，zhuanshenyaozou，huranjiaoxiayihua——
踩了坨新鲜牛粪。
xiedi“pa”diyixiang，huanghesedehuzhuangwushunzhebuxiebianyuanjichulai，yigusuanchouweizhichongbizi。
我僵在原地。
wangjianguoxianshiyileng，suijiliezui，xiaodeqianyanghouhe。
“nixiaoshenme？youneimehaoxiao？”
tawuzheduzi，yanleidoukuaichulaile：“mei……meiyou……”
“你敢笑！”
“我没笑！”
“你笑了！”
“我没！”
wotaijiao，chongtayangleyangzhanmanniufendexiedi。
tamengdibizui，wanghoutiaoliangbu。
wolengxiaoyisheng，taijiaowangqianzou。
xiedi“paji”yisheng，youcaishileyituo。