七零重生:夫妻双穿,天天对着嘣第1章

wozheibeizizuideyideshi,jiushinengbawangjianguoqidetiaojiaohaibugandongshou。

dangran,tanianqingneihuierdaoshidongguoshou,beiwochaoqibiandanzhuilesantiaotiangeng,congcizaibuganzaoci。

sishinianhunyin,chaochulaidezhanji,neidoushixueleijingyan。

xianzaiwoliangdoutuixiule,anlishuogaihanyinongsun、anxiangwannian。

kesheijialaotounengxiangta,zaoshangshuageyadounenggenwochaoqilai?“nijiyagaocongzhongjianji,langfei!”

wofanshoujiujitayitiaozhougeda:“niguantianguandi,haiguanwoshuayazishi?nidangnianzaigongshekangmadaiweifeng,xianzailaolelianpinggaidouningbukai!”

jinergeyidazao,woyouzuanzheqianbaoshajincaishichang。zheibanjinfeirou,wozhizaibide。

weishafeideshifeirou?nibudong,zheijiao**wenti。

wolinshufenzheibeizi,jiumeijijianshinengshuolesuan。nianqingshikanshanggedaiyanjingdezhiqing,jialifeisaijiwogekangmadaidemangfu;shengleliangwa,tashuoxingwangjiudesuita;lianyangtaizhongconghaishizhonghua,doudetadiantou。

rujinwoqishisuile,nandaoliandungetudoufangjiliangfeirou,haidetingtaniantao“xuezhigao”?

duiwupaidaodiwu,qianmianzhishengsaren。rouxianshigongying,maiwanjiushoutan。

wotuishibudalingbian,zhanjiulexigaidazhan,kezheibunengshuzaiqipaoxianshang。

yanchouzheqianmianneidashenmanyouyoutaoqianbao,woyigejianbuchashangqu,gebozhouyiding,renjiunuodaoleqiantou。

“aiyo!sheiya?”dashenhuitoudengwo。

wosangmenlimabagaobadu:“wopaibantianle!nimeikanjianwozhanzheier?shoudouniechuhanle!”

mairoudetantouyichou:“nibushiganglai?”

wodedabazhang“pa”dipaizaianbanshang,zhendeanbanshangdezhuyoudoutiaoletiao:“piaoqi!renqi!jingshentouyeqi!duntudoumeifeirounayouxiangtou?niwenwenzaichangde,sheijiaduncaibufangyouzha?”

houmianwangjianguodeshengyinxiangzhaleiyiyangpiguolai:“nixuezhisidianba!yishengshuonibixudizhiyinshi!”

wohuitoujiujitayijibaiyan:“nidonggepi!woneishitijianqianyitiantouchilesajianjiao!zhengchangrensheizaoshangchijiaozi?nifeibiwochi,chichuwentilainihaiguaiwo?”

taqidelianhongbozicu,jibuchongshanglai,yibaduoguowoshoulideqianbao。

我当场炸了。

“wangjianguo!nijintianfeidegenwozuoduishiba?nishishengpawohuodeshutan?”

tagengzhebozi:“weilenihao!nizaichifeirou,naogengxianzou!”

“wozou?nixianzouhaichabuduo!nineiyaozhuijianpantuchu,zouliangbujiudefuqiang,haiguanwojiankang?niguanhaonizijineishenlaogutouba!”

weiguanqunzhongyuejuyueduo,yougemaidoufudelaotouhaitoutouxiaochusheng。

woyinuzhixia,conggouwudailichouchuyibaoguamian,“pa”dishuaitalianshang。

guamianmeisan,zhengbaozatanaomenshang,danxialaihaibaochizhili,xiangjitadailedingbaimaozi。

“lileniwohainenghuo!”woshuaixiazheijuhua,niutoujiuzou。

tazaihoumianhou:“nizoua!zoulebiehuilai!”

wozoudeneijiaoyigejuejue,beiyingdounengxiejin《dangdaifunvdulixuanyan》。kezouchushibu,wojiutingjiantagenzaihoutou,jiaobushengchendexiangtuolaji。

车里,战火再起。

tafadongneilianglaosangtana,fangxiangpandoukuaibeitaniechuhuoxingzi。

wozuozaifujia,haizaichuanqi:“niqiangqianbaoyejiusuanle,dangneimeduorenmian,cunxinrangwoxiabulaitai?”

“nichaduihaiyoulile?ninianqingshihoujiuzheiyang,yidianbugulianmian!”

“wobugulianmian?nidangnianzhuiwodeshihouzenmebushuo?nikangmadaicongcundongzoudaocunxi,qiaoluodaguhan‘shufenjiawo’,nizenmebuxiandiuren?”

“neijiaozhencheng!nidaohao,kanjiangedaiyanjingdejiunuobudongtui,renjiaxiaxiangsannianmeiganguoyitiannonghuo,nihaidianji?”

“guxiaoguangzhishaoshuohuabudaituomoxingzi!niyikaikouwojiudenashoudanglian!”

hongdengliangqi,tamengcaiyoumenqiangxing。

wopaizhechechuangkuang:“nikaigechedouxiangganlv!jizhetoutaia?zaozhidaojiaguxiaoguang,qimayouwenhua,nengliaodelai!”

tafangxiangpanyida,nuhou:“guxiaoguang?talianbiandandoukangbudong!nidangnianfeikanshangtaneizhangbailian,jieguorenjiahuichengdiyigequlejuzhangnver!niwangxingda,wokejideqing!”

“nitineiposhigansha?feidejiewoduanshibushi?”

“shinixiantide!nizheibeizijiuliangzhinian:feirou、zhiqing!chulezheiliangyangnihainengxiangdianbiede?”

woqideqiqiaoshengyan,shunshouchaoqibaowenfanhejiuzaguoqu。

fanhebuqing,yijinerliang,zhuangzhewozaoshangjitazhengdejidangeng。

tazhengditouhouwo,fanhe“dong”dizhuangshangfangxiangpan,fandanhuilai,dangengmeisa,danfangxiangpanmengdiyipian。

tashouyidou,chetouchongshangrenxingdao。

“chache!chache!”wojianjiao。

tamengcaidaodi,keneilaochechachepianzaomodezhishengyicengpi,chesuyoukuai,genbenchabuzhu。

qiandangfengboliwai,neikelaohuaishuyuelaiyueda,shupishangdeliewenwodoukandeqingqingchuchu,xiangjilewangjianguoneizhanglaolianshangdezhouwen。

“砰——!”

naodaizhuangshangyibiaopan,wengdeyisheng,yanqianjinxingluanmao。

anquanqinangmeibao——zheipoche,liangeqinangdoumeiyou,jiushiniandaidewanyier,quankaomingyingkang。

wotanzaizuoweishang,erduowengwengxiang,biziliyigutiexiuwei。wangjianguoneibianyeshiwaizhetou,zuijiaoshenxue。

wochuanzhecuqi,tengdehuadoushuobulisuo,kezuihaishiburaoren。

“wangjianguo……wogaosuni……zaozhidao……bugennijiehun……”

tazhuanguotou,xuehuzhebanbianlian,yanshenquexiangnianqingshikangmadaishangponeiyangjue。

“wo……ye……zaozhidao……buquni……”

huayinweiluo,woliangtongshibiyan。