第3章离谱
chenxuyaoshizouhoumenjinlaide，genglipudeshi，tajurandaizhetamayiqilaishangban，laobanzheigenaocanhaipizhunle。
lisulingfangfonianzailechenxuyaoshenshang，yitianershisixiaoshimiqieguanzhuzhebaobeierzidezhuangkuang。
wogangjinmen，jiukanjianzheilaotaipoqishixiongxiongdechaowozouguolai，taishoujiuxiangdaren。
“nishuo！xuyaojintiandeniaoweishenmezheimebuzhengchang？nizenmebanshide！”
woyiweizijideerduochulemaobing：“zheigenwoyoumaoxianguanxi？xuyaowoqubazhetacainengniaochulaima？”
lisulinglizhiqizhuang：“wodoukanle，xuyaodeniaotebiehuang，danzhengchangqingkuangxiayanseyinggaihendancaidui，zheibuduijing！”
“neishitaheshuihedetaishaole。”
wohaizaiweilisulingqinzikanzheerzirucebingjinchunancesuoershenganzhenjingmeixiangdaotaxiajuhuagenglipu。
“wobuguan，nifuzedaixuyao，douguainimeidingzhutaanshiheshuicaihuizheiyang，nidequjiwoerziketoudaoqian！”
jianwomeidongdan，taturanchezhesangzihanqilai。
“zhiwei，nibieguaiayishuohuananting，dangchuxiangqindeshihou，xuyaojiumeikanshangni，zheidoujigeyuele，nihaiduitasichanlanda，nvhaizideyaolianpi！”
luguodetongshihaibuzhidaoxiangqinzheiyicha，dunshiyilunfenfen，youjigerenkaishiyinyangguaiqi：
“guzhiwei，nihaiyaobuyaolianle？xiangnanrenxiangfengleba，shangganzhedaotie，lianchixinbeigouchile？”
“jiushi，qiaotapingshigaogaozaishangdeyangzi，yigexiaozuzhangeryi，yanjingdouzhangdaotoudingshangle，meixiangdaosidixiayeshibeiweitiangoua！”
lisulingdeyideyaoming，shenshouyaolaizhuaiwo，beiwojiuzheyilingjiejieshishishangleliangerguang，ranhougaoshengshuodao：
“ayi，wodayingbubanitouliujinnancesuo，toukuibierendeshishuochuqu，nizenmehaizaoyaoni？”
“wocao！wojiushuowomeikancuo，qianjitianzhenyounvdejinnancesuo！”
“yidabanianjilehaigaotoukui，nigesibiantai！”
zaizhongrenfengkuangdezhizezhong，lisulingtiaozhejiaomaleyizhen，beifeilaidebeizizazhonglenaodai，putongyishengdaozaidishang，shenyinlebantianyemeirenqufu，shijiezhongyuqingjingle。
meiguoliangtian，zheilaotaipoyougujizhongshi，wozaizhengligongweishangdezawushi，turanfanchuleyitiaozangxixidenanshineiku。
chenxuyaohuosubenglechulai，yifutongxinjishoudemoyang：“zhiwei，womeixiangdaonijingranshizheizhongren。jiusuanaierbude，niyebunengtouwodeneikua！nitoulewochuanshenme？”
haohaohao，guoleliangtian，beimasibiantaiderenbianchenglewo。
wobikaiyingmianpulaidetuomoxingzi，zhilezhitoudingdeshexiangtou，shifenlengjing：“neiwomenhaishidiaojiankongba。”
jiankongli，shilisulingguiguisuisuidebaneikusaidaolewodeweizhishang，haishunzoulechoutilidelingshihekouhong，ranhouliezhedazuilezizidezoule。
zhurenwenxunganlai，wangzhejiankong，mianrongshifenfuza，zuizhongzhicongyafenglijichulianggezi。
“牛逼。”
wodesunshijiucongchenxuyaogongzilikou，lisulingcongcideleyigewaihaojiao“neikuzushinai”，meishijiubeitongshimenlachulaishuoxiaoyidun，fanfubianshi。。
lisulingliangtuiyideng，zhijietangzaidishangkusang，louzhezhurendedatuisibusongshou，koukoushengshengshuozijishibeiyuanwangde。
tafaqifenglaiyangjiwugu，baqitatongshidedongxizadexibalan，beiwuliugerenanzaidishang，dadiaoletahaojikejiaya，youbatadejinerhuanhejiezhichexialaizuoweipeichang，lisulingbuhangshengle，yiqueyiguaidezhanqilai，zheicaianfenyidian。
woxunsizhezheimuziliangzheihuizonggaixiaotingleba，ranermeixiangdao，tamenhenkuaiyoulaletuogengdade。