第4章 让你做我妈的儿媳妇

songxiaoshuxiachuzuolejiyangxiaocai,xujiachidebuyilehu,tianshangnayouzheimehaochidedongxi,renjiandeshenghuomaosiyebucuo。

tasuirandadinglezhuyibuhejiu,danmaotaidexiangweitainongle,chandexujiazhiliukoushui。

“就喝一口。”

xujiaminleyikou,jiuzaiyetingbuxialai,buzhudegantan:“zhenshihaojiu,tiantingdeqiongjiangyuye,yemeiyoumaotaihaohe。”

songxiaoshubeixujiadoudexiaowanleyao:“shuodeneimeyibenzhengjing,haoxiangniheguoqiongjiangyuyeside。”

酒不醉人人自醉。

xujiamanfuxinshi,duohelejibei,xiangzhetiantingshangdehunluan,xinzhongluanrumaxu。

“tiangongkendingluanchengyiguozhoule,shuang!”

“yudilaoeryidianyebujiangdaoli,shichangeshuiwo,bushiwoshuichange,wojiushiyigeshouhaizhe,nigenwojiaoshenmejing?”

“xingkuiwohehougeguanxitie,hougechaoniu,yidinghuibangwobaipingyudide。”

“buguo,yudizuiaiwanyinde,huibuhuitoutoumomopairenzhuishadaofanjianlai……”

xujiamanfuxinshi,yueheyuezui,chenchenshuiqu。

……

“啊!”

hunhunchenchenzhong,xujiabeigaofenbeidejianjiaoshenghanxing,faxianzijishuizaichuangshang。

songxiaoshujuranzhanzaimianqian,chuanzhefeihongdeshuiyi,luchuyijiebainidexiaotui,qiazhexiaomanyao,manlianfeihong,hongchungaogaoqiaoqi:“chouxujia,nijuranzuochunmeng,shizaitaiguofenle,mannaoziwochuosixiang。”

“我哪有?”

“haiganshuomeiyou?nigangcaishuomenghua,wodoutingdaole。nishuochangechennijiuzui,banijineigela,haiyonglehenduozishi,zhenshibukanruer。peiyapei,nixiangnvrenxiangfengleba?”

xujialaolianyihong,xinxiangwozheibushiqidema,youdanxinxiemi,jimangzhuiwen:“wohaishuoshenmele?”

songxiaoshubaizheshouzhitou:“nidamayuhuangdadishifeibufen,haikuajiangsunhouzigougemenyiqi,xixi,zheidounagennaa,wokuaixiaochaleqi。buguo,nishuodehaobizhen,wochadianxinle。”

“e,zenmekenengshizhendeni,woshixiyoujikanduole,zheidouhubianlanzaode。”

xujiafuyanleyiju,lianmangzhuanyihuati:“shengengbanyede,nipaodaowofangjianganshenme?shibushichenzhejiuzui,yexiangfeiliwo?”

“chouxujia,nitaihuaile,sheixihanfeilinia!”

songxiaoshuduanzhebeizi,zhongzhongdeshuaizaizhuozishang,jiaolianfeihong:“woshikanniheduolejiushuohuhua,jinisongyiwansuanmeitang。heng,biebushihaorenxin,wofangzheilile,niaihebuhe。”

xujiamanmandegandong,jisongxiaoshudianleyigezan。

renjianziyouzhenqingzai,bitiantingneibangdaomaoanrandejiahuoqiangduole。

“xiaoshu,xiexienia。”

xujiajiangsuanmeitangyikouhediao,naozhongdunshiqingxinglexuduo。

“这还差不多。”

songxiaoshumeiziziyixiao,qinglingniuyao,aizhexujiazuozaichuangtou,shoutuoxiangsai,yishuanghaokandeyanmouqiaopidezhadong,wangzhexujiazixidekan。

“kanshenmekan?wolianshangyouhuama?”

“xujia,wofaxianniheyiqianbuyiyangle。”

“yiqiandewoshishenmeyangzi?”

“niyiqianhenmune,henlaoshi,xianggenmutou,fanzhengduinvhaizimeiyouxiyinli。”

“现在呢?”

“xixi,xianzainijiushigedahuatou,kannizheiyishuangyanjing,diliuliuluanzhuan,duojizei。”

“shibushiduinvhaihenyouxiyinli?”

“qie!”songxiaoshumeimouyifan:“wokemeiganjuedao。”

徐甲心如明镜。

yiqiandexujia,zhishitazairenjiandeyijufenshen,shenhuncanque,bieshuomune,bushajiushaogaoxiangle。

xianzaishenhunguiwei,jiujiuguiyi,qizhiziranchaofantuosu。

tahesongxiaoshuyouyidameiyidadefuyanzhe,manmanliulehao,xinlijingxialai,zhuomozhetiantingshangdefanxinshi。

“wozheishinaodejingtiandongdi,yudilaoerjueduibuhuishanbaganxiu,yidingpaibingxiajiezhuishawo,bixuxianggebanfalejieyixiatiantingshangdexingshi。pingwoxianzaisuocancundefali,goutongyiweiyouxianhaimianqiangkeyizuodao。”

“buruzhaochijiaodaxianwenyixia?buxing,chijiaodaxiansuiranhewochengxiongdaodi,danguziliqueshigemapijing,yixinxiangzheshengguanfacai,yidinghuichenjizhuowohuiqu,xiangyudilaoeryaogongde。”

“zhaoyeyoushenwenwen?neigengbuxingle,zheijiahuosuiranhaisuankaodezhu,danquexianggezhangshefu,zuibameiyoubamenerde,zaowanxieluwodexingzong。”

xujiachoumeibuzhan,huranlingjiyidong,:“ai,youle,keyizhaozhubajiedatanxiaoxia。”

“bajiesuiranjianlanchanhua,dandashikebuhutu,hehougechuanyitiaokuzide,zhaotalaiwenwenxingqing,yidingmeiwenti。”

“zhubajieshijingtanshizhe,zhuanguanfuzechihewanle,mingtianganghaoliuyueshiba,shitaxiajiexunyouzhiri、dasaogongfengderizi,yaoxianggebanfalianxishangzhubajie,zheijihuinande,yidingyaozhuazhu。shuobudinghougeyechuxinjilvdezhaowoni。”

songxiaoshuzhenghexujialiaodekaixin,juedetashuohuafengqu,hentaorenxihuan,yuyiqianpanruoliangren,danhuranfaxiantayishengbuhang,yifusongkedeyangzi,qideyaoyaoya:“chouxujia,nidangbenguniangshikongqini,nizaibushuohua,wokezoule。”

taniuzhexiaomanyao,qishenyaozou。

“别!”

xujiayibazhuazhulesongxiaoshudexiaoshou,ruanhuaxini,yiguwenrededianliuchuanruxinfei,xiangzhuazheyikuaiwenyu,aibushishou。

songxiaoshuchudianyibanshenruanwuli,huxijicu:“nixiangganshenme?bieyiweiwohaoqifu,wojiaoqilaihendashenge。”

xujiahenshebudedesongkailesongxiaoshudexiaoshou:“xiaoshu,niyaobangwogemang。”

“banggemanghaiyongzheimejinzhangma?maoshoumaojiaode,chadianhedaowo。”

songxiaoshutuzhexianhongxiaoshe:“benguniangzuiyuanyizhurenweilele,shuoba,youshenmeshiyaoqiuwoa。”

xujiazhaogeliyouzhuangkelian:“niyezhidao,woshigeguer,congxiaozaigueryuanzhangda,keshizuowanwohuranmengdaowomuqinle,tuomengrangwohaiyuan,woyaoshibugan,tajiuyaobawodaizou。”

songxiaoshuhededashengjingjiao:“haiyouzheizhongshi?tingqilaiyoudianheren,neinijiugankuaiquhaiyuana,puzhaosidexianghuowangsheng,nikeyiquneilizuoyichangfashi。”

xujiaweinandenaolenaotou:“keshi,muqintuomengrangwoquniguanhaiyuan。”

“danniyezhidao,niguxihuanjingxiu,yibanbuyuanyijieshoufashi。womeiyoumenlu,xiaoshu,nirenmaiguang,nengbunengbangdaowo?”

徐甲也是被逼的。

zhubajiezheisiyousandaguaipi,yishiaichi,ershihaose,sanshilan,neiheshangmiaotaconglaidoushiraodaozoude,niguanneixiemiaolingnvniduitacaiyouxiyinli。

“xixi,nihaizhenzhaoduirenle。”

songxiaoshuxingfendetingxiong:“womenjiaodaozhurenyanglaoshidebabajiushizongjiaoguanlijudelingdao,womingzaobangnilianxiyixia。”

xujiazhongyusongleyikouqi:“xiaoshu,wodaibiaowomaganxieni。”

songxiaoshuqiaozhehongchun,zhuiwendao:“nimazenmeganxiewo?”

xujiajiaoxiayixiao:“rangnizuowomadeerxifu。”

“chouxujia,nixiangdemei,qusiba。”

songxiaoshusaodelianhong,lunqizhentouzaxiangxujia,xinzhongqueyouxieqiexi。