zhujiaoshixujiasongxiaoshudeshumingjiao《quannengkuangyi》，tadezuozheshiyueshenzuixinxiedeyibenxuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：youxienvrenbunengpeng，pengyipeng，yaoniming！taishanglaojunliandantongzi——xujia，shuilechange，renuyuhuangdadi，zaisunhouzidebihuxia，hunchuanrenjian，pingzheyishouliandanshu、yishu，fengshui，daoshu，hundefengshengshuiqi。dongtianwen，shidili，nengzhuogui，nengjiangyao。jingyishu，tongdaoshu，huizhibing，huisharen。henrexue、henxiee，henqiangda，henniucha。woshitianxianxujia，woshijipinshushi，woshichaonengyisheng，woshi......
xujiajicongcongzhaodaoyunxiangshitai，weitakaileyigefangzi，bingjieshilehaiyuandeyuanyin，qingyunxiangshitaitongrong。
yunxiangshitaicumei：“shizhunaishigaorenshushi，weihehaiyaolaicihaiyuan？ciyunanbingfeishenmemingmendasia。”
xujialikeweiyunxiangshitaisongshangyidinggaomaozi：“suiranciyunanmiaoxiao，danyunxiangshitaifodaojingshen，nianlitongda，youninzuozhuchi，ciyunanyouruyejibianfenghuang，liyuyuelongmen，huihuangzhirikedai。”
xujiabijingshihuolesanqianniandedaxian，dongchashishi，huahuajiaozirentairendebaxiwandeshunengshengqiao。
ciyunshitaishoulexujiayijimapi，tongtishutai，xiaorongmanmian：“neixushizhuqingbianba，xushizhuyoudashentong，haiyuanzhishixiangbiyebuxuyaowodebangzhu。”
“多谢师太通融！”
yunxiangshitaiweixujiadakailefenxiangge。
fenxiangge，jiushigongfengguaguo，goutongshenfozhikantang。
xujiaguiguisuisuibaojinlailianggedakoudai，congmangguanshanglefangmen。
“这下就放心了。”
xujiadakailianggekoudai，jianglianggezhizhademeinvbaochulai，lizaigongzhuoqian。
fotangzhishanggongfengzheguanyinpusa，xujiajiangguanyinpusabanxialai，huanshanglezhubajiedejingtanshizhezunxiang。
gongzhuoshangdeguaguobeixujiahuanchenglexiaosansheng，yejiushijiyayu。
cike，ruoshiyunxiangshitaichuangjinlai，kanzhezhirenhexiaosansheng，yidinghuiqideyunguoqu。
xujiafenxiangbimu，shouzhijisushandong，nieleyigejingxinjue，kouzhongzhenzhenyouci。
“taishangtaixing，yingbianwuting，zhihuimingjing，xinshenanning，sanhunyongjiu，powusangqing，taishanglaojunjijirulvling。”
shunxizhijian，xujiadeqizhijiubiandewubianxiang，shenyankoubier，doujinrulejingzhi、wangwodezhuangtai。
zhoushendaoqihuiyuzuoshouwumingzhi，daoqiguzhang，yidaohongguangzanshechuqu，xingchengleyigebaguatuan，jiangxujiaweizaizhongxin。
呼啦啦……
zhirenzizizhuoshaoqilai，huaweiyilvlvfeihui。
xiguayigegebengsui，gongpinguopanzhandongbuting。
xujianielegeshoujue，gaochangqingshenzhou。
“weimenghehetianpengshuai，jiuchidingpabangzaishen；shinianqujingfengshuangku，jienanzhongzhonglianfoshen。”
“ciyunan，sanshengji，sujiuxiang，meirenmi，gongqingjingtanshizhelin，taishanglaojunjijirulvling。”
qingshenzhoudeshoujueyaoyishibupian。
咒语要一字不差。
阵法要流通圆转。
zheixuyaohaofeixujiadaliangdedaoqi。
xujiahunshenzhandou，lianbiedezihong，yanshenhuansan，hanzhuzisusuluoxia，daoqiyikongbudesuduwaixie。
ruofeitalianhuaegui，tunfuleyikelianqidan，kongpazaojiudaoqikujie，yitouzaidaozaidile。
“bajiezenmehaibulai？zheijiahuozhenshitailanle，meinvniyexiangyongle，jiyayuniyechile，zongbunengguangchibuganhuoera。”
xujiayibianbiandeniandongqingshenzhou，xinzhongjiangzhubajiedamaleyibaibian。
jiuzaixujiajihuyaojianchibuzhushi，hutingyizhenxuanfengqi，xiongliyichang，midetazhengbukaiyanjing。
“laozhuwohaohaodeshuijue，daodishisheizaiyibianbiandeqingwo？zhenshifansile，redewobugaoxing，jiuchidingpasihou。”
xuanfenghuanghuzhong，chuxianleyigezhutourenshendedaduzi。
xujiaxingfendefeipushangqu，yibabaozhuzhubajiecudadegebo：“bajie，woshixujiaa，nigezhutouzongsuanlaile。”
“wokao，yuanlaishinixiaozia，guaibudetouwosuohao，youshimeinv，youshisanshengde，ruofeiyoumeinvjianiangyouwo，laozhuwocailandexianshenni。”
zhubajiekanzhegongzhuoshanghaiyousujiu，duanqihelegejingguang，zuiyanmenglongdekanzhexujia，shuqidamuzhi：“xujia，nixiaozixinga，lianchangedouganshui，biwoyoufuqi。”
xujiakuzhelian：“mingmingshichangeshuiwohaobuhao？woshishouhaizhe，buguozheihuashuochuqugujimeirenxiangxin。”
zhubajiehenhendediantou：“bierenbuxin，danwolaozhuxiangxinni。”
“bajie，niweishenmexiangxinwo？”
“yinweiwoyeshishouhaizhea。”
zhubajieqihuhushuaisuilejiubei：“dangchu，sheidourenweishiwolaozhusemixinqiao，diaoxichange，qishishichangexuyigouyinwo，**，zheizhongkuchusheinenglijie？wobielejiqiannianle。”
“buguo，nibiwolaozhuxingyun，nizhishaozairenjianhaiyoujufenshen，laozizhijiebeiyudilaoerchengfa，toutaibianchengzhule。”
“bajie，yuanlaizanmenshitongmingxiangliana。”
xujiaweiqudexiangku，dakaierguotou，hezhubajieyiqijiejiuzhuangfeng，niyibei，woyibei，hegetongkuai。
“bajie，wojiubumingbaile，jiusuanwoshuilechange，youguanyudilaoershenmeshi？”
“xujianihaimeiyouwozheigezhutoucongmingni。”
zhubajiemanlianshenmi，yadileshengyin：“toutougaosuni，yudilaoerzaojiuduichangeyoujiyuzhixinle，zhishiwangmuniangniangzheigecutanzibuhaore，yudixinyougujia。”
“wokao，juranhaiyouzheishi？”xujiajingdemudengkoudai。
bajiemanliankuxiao：“wojiushigedaomeidan，neiyiri，wangmuchucha，yudizhongyuyoulejiejinchangedejihui。”
“changekanchuanleyudidexinsi，jizhongshengzhi，guyigoudawo，wolaozhujiuzaoyangle。”
“jieguo，wohuaileyudidehaoshi，beidaxiafanchen，chengleyitouzhu。”
xujiajingdeyipaidatui：“wodongle，zuotianwangmuniangniangchuqulvyoule，yudizhongyuyouzhaodaolejiejinchangedejihui，changeyishiqingji，gujizhongshi，rangwozuoledangjianpai。”
“算你小子聪明。”
zhubajiehahadaxiao：“nishuo，changebenlaishiyudideguozi，quebeinixiaozijizhaile，yudilaoernengbushengqima？”
xujiamanlianyumen：“ai，changehaisheibuhao，zenmezhuanmenhaiwoa。”
zhubajiehengleyisheng：“nijiubiedelebianyimaiguaile，sheirangnixiaozizhangdeshuailaizhe？shuilechange，yeshinijiqiannianxiulaidefuqi，gelushenxiandouxianmusinile。”
xujiayumendeyaosi：“zheiyeshiwomingzhongjieshu。”
zhubajieheduole，xiangdaotiantingshangdeyipianhunluan，louzhexujiadejianbanghahadaxiao。
“houhou，nidoubuzhidaoyudilaoeryouduoshengqi，jurandiaodongtianbingtianjiang，sanjiezhaoxun，yaojiangnizhuohuiquyanxingkaoda。”
“tahaiqingtaishanglaojunchushouzhuoni，taishanglaojunduinizhenxinbucuo，bulicaiyudi，zhijiebiguanle，kebayudilaoerdebiziqiwaile，zhenshihaoxiao。”
“bajie，neihoulaizenmeyangle？”
“hainengzenmeyang，hougezhanchulaijinichengchangmian，sheiganzhaci？yudilaoerzhinengchuihuzigandengyan。”
xujiadunshixingfendemeikaiyanxiao：“hougezheimelihai？”
“hougehoutaitaiqianghan，nixianga，tangsengxianzaikeshifojiaerhaorenwu，rurizhongtian；putizushiyeshidaomendalao，yiyanjiuding，jiashanghougeyichengdouzhanshengfo，busibumie，falitongtian，zheimeyigudashili，sheiganrea。”
xujiaxingfendemeikaiyanxiao：“zheimeshuo，woyijinganquanle？”
“安全？”
zhubajielenghengyisheng：“xujia，nitaitianzhenle……”
横推高武，从推演功法斩妖除魔！
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