第3章 打我女儿的主意

“silaotou,nihushuogepi。”

wangdahubeiwanglaotouchuochuanlezhenxiang,qijibaihuai,paoguolaihendaidaiyijiaochuaixiangwanglaotou。

“haizhenshigebuxiaozi。”

xujiabanlushachu,yijiaotizhonglewangdahudekudang。

“tong!”wangdahupazaidishang,aoaozhijiao。

xujiamanlianyumen,duizijideshenshouhenbumanyi:“liliangtaixiaole,juranmeiyoujiangtachuaisi?jizijiyigechaping!”

neixiepizitingdexinjingroutiao:zheililianggoubiantaile,haixianxiao?

lengxuerebuqixujia,jiangnuqifaxiedaowangdahushenshang,shoukaodouchulai,yebuguanwangdahuchitong,yemanjiangtadeshoubeibaiguolai,gancuililuodekaoshang。

“wangdahu,niqiaozhalesuo、xishiweijinyaowu、xuyishangren,woxianzaizhengshidaibuni。”

jiangwangdahuyashanglejingche,lengxuefaxianxujiayizhabuzhadedingzheta,mouzizhuozhuofangguang,zuijiaohaidaizhexiemeidexiao,yifutiaoxindeyangzi,xinzhongdehuozhongyubiebuzhule。

tazoudaoxujiashenbian,yadileshengyin,lenglengdao:“kanshenmekan?biexiaozhang,yihouqianwanbiefanzaiwoshouzhong,fouzeyounihaoshoude。”

xujiawenzhelengxueshenshanghaowendexiangqi,zhuanzhudingzhenvjinglengmeirouhuadeliandan,buyiweiyidexiaolexiao:“nizaiweixiewo?”

“weixieniyouzenmeyang?”

lengxuemouguanglengli,dingzhexujia,zhenfengxiangdui。

“wodangranbunengbanizenmeyang,haonanbugenenvdou。zhixianggaosuni,suirannidayimalaile,tongjingyefazuodelihai,danbuyaozaiwoshenshangsaqi,wokebushinidechuqitong。”

“nizenmezhidaowoyoutongjing?”

nvjingfenmianyouruhuoshao,mouzizhongchongyingzhebukesiyidezhenjing。

taxianzaixinfanyiluan,piqihuobao,jiushibeitongjingzhemode。

keshi,qudayiyuanzhaolehaojigezhuanjia,doumeiyouzhihao。

xujiashanyuwangqi,tongguobianbielengxuelianshangdeqise,jiuzhidaoletadebingzheng,jixudajita:“nibuzhishitongjing,erqiehaiyanzhongshimian,meiwanshierdianbidingzuoemeng、daohan,youyinxuzhixiang,ruobulijidiaojie,biyoudahuan。”

lengxuedengdaleyanjing:“nihehusheini?”

danyebudebuchengren,zheixiaozishenle,juranjiangtadezhengzhuangshuodebuchafenhao。

“suanle,wodarenbujixiaorenguo,landehenijijiao。”

xujiaquguobi:“jinikaigefangziba,baoniyaodaobingchu,woshiyisheng,yizherenxin,bunengjiansibujiu。”

taxieleyigefangzidijinvjing。

“niyiweiwohuixinni?dayiyuandezhuanjiazhibuhao,ninengzhi?”

lengxueshoubulexujianeifuchidingtadeyangzi,kandoumeikanjiujiangfangzisile,henhendewanlexujiayiyan,yazhewangdahuyibangrenshanglejingche,yiluyuanqu。

xujiawanxideyaoyaotou:“yifangzhiwanjin,suanniwufuxiaoshou。”

wanglaotouzhanzhanweiweizhanqilai,shangxinyujue:“laosonga,jinitianmafanle,zhenduibuqi!nizhihaolewodebing,quechadianbeieshang,ai,zheibuxiaozi……”

songxinnengbaozhurenxintangdemingyujiuxietianxiedile,hainengshewangshenme,kuanweilewanglaotoujiju,jiangtasongzou。

weiguandelinjujiefanghesongxindaguozhaohu,fenfensanqu。

“youjingwuxiana。”

songxindaoxianzaihaihedetoupifamani,xiangzheduokuixujiayishubufan,buranjintianjiuzaile。

“zhenmeixiangdao,zheixiaozihaishigeyidaogaoshou。”

tayaozixixunwenyixiaxujiadeshichenglaili,gangyihuitou,jiufaxiansongxiaoshuzaijixujiazixicashilianshangdexueji,yanjingfangguang,xingfendexianggezhuixingdefensi,baxujiadangchengleouxiang,jijizhazhawengemeiwan。

“xujia,nitinglihaiya,sirendoujiuhuole。”

“wobahenibi,jiushigecainiao。”

“nizheishishenmeyishu,jiaojiaowobei……”

……

songxiaoshushangshenchuanzheyijiantieshendechunbaixiaoshan,xiashenguozhejinshenduanku,quxianmimei,xianxixiuzhangde**beiheisibaoguozhu,xuebaijiaohuadejifusanfazheyourendeguangyun,kanzherangrenpengranxindong。

“zhimingyouhuoa。”

xujiagangfanletaohuajie,duinvrenyouzhongmomingdekongju,bizheyanjing,xinzhongmonianjingxinzhou。

buguo,neihaowendeqingchunqixiqinrenxinpi,rangxujiaxinluanruma,queyoubaisibudeqijie。

“zheirenjiandemeinvjuranbixiannvgengyinrenfanzui,xiannvdoulengbingbingde,nayourenjianmeinvzheimelingdonghuopo。”

songxiaoshukandehaoxiao:“wei,xujia,nibiyanganshenme?shibushiwozhangdetaihaokan,paliangxialenideyanjing?”

xujiawuyu:“xiashuo,binipiaoliangdewojianduole。”

“ya,chouxujianichuiniuni。”

songxiaoshulaijingle:“nijianguonagemeinv?dianshishangkandebusuan,yaoqinyanjianguode。”

xujiadandandao:“change!”

“wopei!”

songxiaoshuqidexiaole:“nihaitingyouyiside,changeshixiannv,nijianguo?sheixin!”

徐甲黯然神伤。

laozibuguangjianguochange,haihetashuileni,ai,zheiyishui,laozijiuzhuiluofanchenle,xiangxiangjiujuedebiequ。

songxinkanzheliangrenyukuaidebanzui,huranyishidaoleshenme,yibajiangsongxiaoshujilaguolai,manyanjingtidedaliangxujia:“nixiaozizheimegaomingdeyishu,quezaiwozheixiaoxiaoderenxintangzuoxuetu?shuo,niyouhejuxin?”

xujiayoudianfameng:“wonengyoushenmejuxin?hunkoufanchia。”

“haizhuang!zheibushituzitoushangdeshizi,mingbaizhema,nishizaidawonverdezhuyi。”

宋信碎碎念叨:“我告诉你啊,我女儿可是松江大学dexiaohua,haoduofuerdai、guanerdaixihuantani。nia,meixi,chenzaosixinba。”

“ba,nihushuoshenme?zhensu!”

songxiaoshubishidewanlesongxinyiyan:“neixiewankuwocaibuxihuan,niyaoshixihuan,nijiajitamenhaole。”

“chouyatouhaidingzui!”songxinyedezhifanbaiyaner。

xujiamomobizi:“songshushu,woduixiaoshumeixingqu,nijiufangyibaiershigexinba。”

kaiwanxiao,laozigangshuilechange,fanletaohuajie,nalihaiganzhaorenvren?

“chouxujia,woduiniyemeixingqu。”

songxiaoshuyouxiemomingdeshengqi,qiazhexiaomanyao,waizhehuanidexiaolian,meimouhenhendewanlexujiayiyan。

haodaiwoyeshiqingchunmeishaonv,songdaxiaohua,tajuranduiwomeixingqu?taishangzizunle。

“hao,meixingqujiuhao,zheixiawojiufangxinle。”

songxinfanlianbifanshuhaikuai,youduixujiawubireqing:“jintianduokuilenichushouxiangzhu,ruoshimeiyouni,zheirenxintangjiuwanle。zuzongchuanxialaideyiguan,kebunengzazaiwoshoushang……”

qingdaoshenchu,shuangyantonghong。

songxiaoshudaqu:“ba,nibinvrenhaiaiku。”

“siyatou,jiuzhidaoqinilaoba。”

songxinqinredepailepaixujiadejianbang:“jinwanzanyelianghaohaoheliangzhong,yayajing!guinv,bawozhenzangershiniandeneipingmaotainachulai。”

“youhejiu?”

xujiajingdelianlianyaotou,ruofeizuijiu,yebuhuibeichangeduoletongzishen,zheijiushichuanchangduyao,wanwanbunenghe。