第一章 男人没钱不如鬼

diyizhangnanrenmeiqianburugui

“shaoye,lijiazheixienianninguodehaihaoma?chidebao,chuandenuanma?quebuqueqianyongya?”

“laoyetamendoupanzheninhuijiani,ninmuqinrangwowubijiangnidaihuiqu......”

dianhuali,chuanlaiyiminglaozhexuhanwennuandeshengyin。

“缺钱?”

chugechixiaoyisheng,fangsitingdaotiandixiazuidadexiaohua!

laoziyigeyueyiqianbadegongzihuiqueqian?kexiao!

“nihuiqugaosutamen,woshadouque,weidubuqueqian!woduiqianmeiyourenhedexingqu!nirangtasilezheitiaoxinba!”

chugeguadiaodianhuagangfanhuibangongshi,laoshizhengxuebiyidedengleyanchugeshenshangxidefabaidebaoanfuchizedao:

“chuge,youzaizheizhuangshenmezhuang!ninverbatongxuedashangle,jiazhangbuyi,shuoshuozenmebanba?”

“hehe,buhaoyisi,nifangxinyiqiezerenwofu!”chugelianmangpeixiaodao。

“heng!niyigekaonvrenyanghuodewonangfeinashenmelaifuze?zhibuzhidaowoerziduojingui!yigepobaoanhaiganbahaizisongjinguizuxuexiao?zhenshidazhonglianchongpangzi!”

xueshengjiazhangtaomindabandezhuguangbaoqi,feifujigui,kanxiangchugedemuguangmanshibiyi。

chugegangadedixiatou,zhengzhunbeijieshi。

zheishihou,loudaolichuanlaiyizhenjicudegaogenxiezoumingqu,zhuangjizhechugedexinzang“pengpengpeng”deluantiao。

“楚歌!”

一道娇声怒斥!

“ni**!nveryaoshiyoushiworaobuleni!”

“啪!”

suli,nianguolaiyibazhangjiejieshishidechouzaichugelianshang。

“哼!”

sulikouqiqingleng,manhanbuyueheqingshi,zheijiejieshishideyibazhang,bazaichangderendouheleyitiao,suijibianchengjifengyuchaoxiao。

chuge,yigekanchengleizhuidezhuixu!

zhangqikaolaopoyanghuo,suchengchiruanfan!

suiranzhangderengaomada,qishishigechetoucheweidewonangfei!

chugewuzhe**ladelianpang,yaoyaodekanleyanyimizhiwaideqizi,buganshuohua。

zheishiyigeyutaqiandinglelihunxieyi,suishidoukeyizhengshilihundenvren。

“niliangjiwochangshuanghuangni?xiangdongshouhuijiasuibiandong,xianzaixianjiejuenimennverdashangwoerzidewenti!”taominyizhiqishidechizedao,huanbaozheshuangbeiqingmiededengzhechuge。

sulimeizhisheng,shiwangdedengleyanchugezhuanguoshenqu。

“youshenmetiaojiannishuoba,zheijianshizenmedoucheng。”chugemolebalianshuodao。

“heng!haizenmedoucheng?yigepobaoankouqibijiaoqidouda!neijiuxiannasanwankuaichulaiba!”taominyilianbuxiedelenghengdao。

“duoshao?”chugeyijing!

shashanga?zenmejiuzhisanwankuai?bieshuosanwankuaile,zheihuierchugeliansanqiankuaidounabuchulai。

“zenme,taobuqi?qionggui!meiqianrangnilaopotaobei,fanzhengniruanfanyechixiguanle!duibu,zhenglaoshi?hehe......”taominyinyangguaiqidejifengdao。

“xianbusuanyiliaofeijingshensunshifei,jinpingxiaopangdaideyitiaokadiyaxiangzuanshoulianzuishaozhiliangwankuai,yaosanwandousuanjizumianzile!”laoshizhengxueziyiweishidechazuishuodao,bingqiehaideyideyangleyangleshouzhongduandiaodeshoulian。

chugeyaran,haizhenshikadiyade!shajiajinga?zheimehao!

“zheiyang,qianworenle,nengbunenghuanjitian?dengwofagongzilede。”chugeyumendao。

“sha?fagongzi!hahaha......nikezhendou!niyigepobaoanyigeyuefaduoshaogongzi?zheidianqiandounabuchulai,huozhehaiyoushayisi?gancuisiledele!”

taominxiaodeqianyanghouhe,zhenxinkanbuqichuge。

jianchugebushuohua,laoshizhengxueqingmiedepiaoleyiyan,yansudeshuodao:“niyaoshinabuchuqian,xuexiaohuilimaqingtuininver,bingqiehuizoufalvcheng,lingwai,ninverpinxingelie,jingchangqifutongxue,wojianyinijinkuaibanlizhuanxueshouxu。”

“nishuoshenme?zaishuoyibian!”

chugeshunjiannule!quantouzuandegegexiang,helezhengxueyitiao。

qiaozhazijijiusuanle,pingshenmelelingnvertuixue?

怎么就品行恶劣了?

xiaohaizidajiahenqiguaima?

“zenme,nigechiruanfandewonangfeihaixiangdarena?youqiandama?pengwoyigeshishi?qie!zhenbuyaolian!hehusheini?”taominbuxiedebiyidao,genbenjiumeibachugefangzaiyanli。

钱钱钱!

都是因为钱!

meiqiannandaojiubeirenzheimekanbuqima?

chugenankanjile,zuizhonghaishifangsonglejinwodequantou,chongsulishuodao:“ali,nibiedanxin,wozheijiuquxiangbanfachouqian,suhebuhuiyoushide。”

suliyouqiyouji,natingdejinquzheixiehua,qijibaihuaidekanzhechuge。

shenmenanrena?jianzhibileizhuihaileizhui!

“chuge,niyaobuxianggenwolihun,jiuquqiuwobamajieqian,wobuxiangzaigenzhenidiulian!”

“wo!......”

chugerugengzaihou,lenglengdekanzhesuli。

kanzhechugedefanying,sulizuijiaoyizhenkuse。

呵呵。

多么巨大的讽刺!

这就是自己的男人?

sulimolebalei,zichaodexiaodao:“wojiuzhidao,zainiyanliwoyongyuanyemeiyounikeliandezizunxinzhongyao!”

sihushikantoulechuge,shuowanzheijuhuasuliliujichugeyigebinglengdebeiying,chouqizheduodaoyipangdaqiledianhua。

suli,renzhangdepanjingtiaoshunmeidebukefangwubushuo,gengshigongsizhongcenglingdao,xiaoshoubufujingli,renmenkouzhongdebaifumei,fumuyebuhanhu,yigeyinxingganbu,yigetuixiujiaoshi。

zhiyaobuxia,doukandechuzheiliangrengenbenbubanpei!

sannianqian,chugeluoporugou,suliyiwaideaishangleta,suiranliangrenjiehunle,danyinweisulihunqianshouyangleqiyingsuhe,xinzhongyizhicunyoujiedi,shenpachugeyoulezijihaizibuhaohaodaisuhe,yizhijujuegenchugetongfang。

meimeixiangqizheixie,chugexinzhongbianbiequdelihai,jiehunsannianduole,sulihaishigechuni。

丢人啊!

yuanbenxiaoriziguodehaitingshun,chugeyexinganqingyuandedanggejiatingzhufu,funvliangdeganqingyehenbucuo。

danyiqiedouyaocongsulitouzishibaishuoqi,liangrendeguanxikaishibianderuojiruoli,xingtongmolujihuyouzouyulihundebianyuan。

poyushengji,chugebudeyiganqilebaoan。

yezhengyinweichuge,suligenjialiyouhendademaodun,jibiansulitouzishibaiqianleyi**waizhai,fumuyeweishenchuyuanzhuzhishou。

fumudetaiduhenmingque,chufeitalianglile,caihuizizhusulihaizhai。

zheishiyituo,jiushibannian。

keyishuochugezaijialidediweihendi,jihumeiyourenhedehuayuquan。

chugekanzheqizilengmodebeiying,zhanglezhangzui,zhuanshenlikai,zhanzaixuanhuadedajieshangxianglehenjiu,caidatongledianhua。

十分后,刘伟家里。

“chuge,zheishiliangwannixiannazheyong。”liuweishuodao,jiangzhuoshangdeqiantuileguolai。

“xiexiongdile,woyidinghuihaide,fangxin。”chugegandongbuyi,jiangqianniezaishouli。

“biekeqi,zanliangsheigenshei!”liuweixiaodao。

“我不同意!”

turan,yidaoqianyingchuanglejinlai,yibajiangchugeshoulideqiandadiao,xianhongdechaopiaosanluoleyidi,lengyingdehechidao,“liuwei,nijintianyaoshibaqianjiejita,wojiugennilihun!”

laideshiliuweidelaopo,zhangxiaoli,zhangdetingdazhong,danxingaoqiao。

“lili,niganma?zheibushichugeyudaonanchulema?wobangtayingyingji。”liuweitinggangadejieshidao。

zhangxiaoligenbenbutingliuweidejieshi,chongzhechugejifengdao:“chuge,nichiruanfanjiusuanle,haixianghuohaiwomen!nishuonizheixieniangenwomenjieleduoshaoqian?tingdadenanrenhaiyaobuyaolianle?”

“lili!xiashuoshenmeni?”liuweiweinandehedao,huangmangqishenlanzailezhangxiaolishenqian,zhangxiaolibuyiburaodetuisangzheliuwei。

kanzhedishangciyandechaopiao,chugezichaodexiaoxiao,bichouzailianshangdouteng,“awei,buhaoyisi,daraole,youshijianzaiju。”

“busong!yihoushaozhaowojialiuwei,meijianguonizheiyangbuyaoliandenanren!”zhangxiaolihaobukeqidehechidao。

chugenankandeduomenertao,shenhouyiranchuanlaixuanxiaodezhengchaosheng。

chugetuisangdehuidaoxuexiao,gangyijinmenjiukandaolesulidedingtoushangsi,xiaoshoubujingli,songyunfeng。

yizhiduisulihuaiyoukuijizhixindeyiguanqin.shou!

“songyunfeng!sheirangnilaide?”chugelengshengwendao。

“worangtalaide!”sulichazuidao,chongzhesongyunfengqianxiaoyishengdao:“songdage,zheicixiexieni,nifangxinqianwohuijinkuaihainide。”

“hehe,meishi,woyeshixiaohedeshushu,jushouzhilaoeryi。”songyunfengdeyidepieleyiyanchuge,manyandebiyimiaoshi!

chugefenfendedangzaisulishenqianlengshengzhiwendao:“nipingshenmegentajieqian?”

“niyouqianma?yanzhengzhengdekanzhexiaohebeiganchuxuexiaoma?yaobushisongdagekanzaiwodemianzishang,sheihuibangni?”

suliyuqiqinglengfanzao,jiuxiangshishuluoyigehaobuxiangganderen,landedalichuge,zhuanshengensongyunfengshuoxiaoleqilai。

chugezhenggerenjiugendianjileside,suoyoudezunyanyuzizunzaizheiyikesuileyidi!dailengdekanzheyanqiandeqizi,quanshendouzaibuyouzizhudezhandou!xiongkoufangsibiezheyikoufenmendelaoxue,doukuaiyaozhale!

yanzhengzhengdekanzhezigelaopogenbiedenanrenyoushuoyouxiao,erzijixiangge**sidehaowucunzaigan!

都是因为没钱!

钱就那么重要吗?

nimenbudouxianwo,wonangfei!meiqianma?

wo!chugegaosunimen,zheiyiqiedoushibeinimenbide!

老子他妈的不装了!

sinianqian,chugeyanelejiuchiroulinzuishengmengsidefuerdaishenghuo,ganyuanfangqijuecaifu,zhiweiledanggepuputongtongdexiaopimin,zhaoxunyisichuxindechunzhen。

yuanyiweizheisinianderenrufuzhong,chugexiangxinzijiyidingnengrongrudaoputongderenshenghuo。

可是!

xianshihenhendechouletayibazhang!

简直可笑!

zheigeshijieyongyuandoushikanqianshuohua!

男人没钱不如鬼!

不装了!

yuanbenxiangyiyigeputongrendeshenfengennimenxiangchu,kexihuanlaideshiwuxiuzhidexiuruhejianta!

摊牌了!

laozishiquanqiushoufuweiyidejichengren!

chugezaiyeyayibuzhufenmenxiurudeqingxu,paochuxuexiao,zhanzaicheliugungundedajieshang,datongleneigechenfengsiniandedianhua。

“wei!laersennizaina?!”