dierzhangxinjinjishijieshoufu
“shaoye！shishaoyema？ninzhongyuxianghuijiale？laonuzhenshitaijidongle！”dianhuaneitoudelaersenshunjianlaoleizongheng，jidongdiliandianhuadouwobuzhu。
“woxuyaosanwankuai！bu！yibaiwan！wobuxiangzaidangrenjianrenqideqiongguangdan，woyaochengweiwanrenjingyangdedafuhao！”
“shaoye！ninzhenyoumo，bieshuoyibaiwan！zhiyaonindiantou，zhenggelafeijituandoushininde，neikeshishizhiwanyideguojidacaituana！”
laersenjidongdao，xuanjimianluweinanzhise，“buguo，genjuningenlaoyedeyuedingxiangdongyongjiazuzijin，haixuyaoqinzilaijituanyitang，zhengshiqidonghetongcaijichengjiazucaichan！”
chugelveweichensilexia，diandiantoudao：“xingba，nizainei？”
“wozailafeijituanjiangyangfenbu，shaoye，ninzaina？wopaizhishengfeijiqujienin？”laersengongjingdao。
“buyong，woqidianpingcheguoqu。”
“qidianpinghao，buduche，hehe，meixiangdaoshaoyezheimedidiao。”laersenpeixiaodao，dunjueshuodebutuo，youbuchongdao：“hehe，zhishengfeijiyebudujide。”
“shaofeihua！fenbudengwo。”chugefanzaodao。
jishimashangyaojichengwanyicaifu，danchugebiaoxiandeyiranhenpingjing，zaichugekanlai，qianzhishigegongju，conglaidoubushixuanyaodeziben。
bangexiaoshihou，dongshizhangbangongshinei，chugezuozaiyidalichunshougongzhenpishafashang，daliangzheshineishehuadechenshe。laersengongjingdezhanzaishenqian，dengzhechugefahua。
“laersen，sinianbujianniyexifuaochengpole，lafeijituanjiangyangfenbudedongshizhang，haodadepaitou！”
“hehe，shaoye，ninkebiezheshalaonule，laonuyongyuandoushishaoyezuizhongshidenupu！zhiyaoshaoyeyuanyijichengjiazucaichan，suoyoudeyiqiedoushininde。”laersenbeiqiandao。
huayingangluo，houzaiyibianpanjingtiaoshundedayangmamishulijidiguolaiyifenwenjian。
chugekanleyanwenjian，dunjuedeyoudianfangan，qingxuyoudianjidongdishuodao：“nizhidaode，dangchuwoyanjuanlesuoyongyoudeyiqie，suoyicaixuanzelelikai，wozhixiangdanggepuputongtongdelaobaixing，guopingpingdandanderizi。
wotaoyankataerwangzidongbudongqingwolieshizi，wotaoyanyingguonvwangyoushimeishideqingwodagaoerfu，wotaoyantelangmunverwuxiuzhidechanzhewo，zheiyiqiedoubushiwoxiangyaode，laersenninengmingbaima？”
“shaoye！laonuqinengbudongnindexinsi，laonuzhidao，shaoyeconglaibupengqian，duiqiangengshimeiyousihaodexingqu，zheiyiqiedoushilaoyebide。”laersengongjingdeshuodao，meiyousihaodexixuezhiyi。
chugewunaidetantanshoudao：“nizhidaojiuhao，wozuomengdouxiangdanggepuputongtongderen。keshi，cankudexianshiyoubawotuilehuilai！bizhewochengweiyouqianren！laersen，nizhidaowoyouduonanma？”
“shaoye！wozhidaoninshibeibide，danqiuninkanzailaoyehetaitaidefenshang，haishibawenjianqianleba！haoma？shaoye！”laersenkukuaiqiudao。
zidachugelikaijiazu，laersenzuomengdouxiwangchugehuilaijichengpangdadejiachan，haoburongyichugehuilaile，qinengcuoguozheiqianzainanfengdehaojihui，yishijianlaoleizongheng，jiuchaguizaidishangjichugeketoule。
“ai！suanle！”chugewunaideyaoyaotou，yixiangdaolaodieyinqiedeqipan，chugexinlijiubushiziwei，jiuxiangshizuoleyigejiqijiannandejueding，zaiwenjianshanglongfeifengwudeqianshanglemingzi。
jianchugeqianlezi，laersenxijierqi，buzijuedenannandao：“zhenshinanweishaoyele！”
suiji，dayangmanvmishutiguolaiyigemimaxiang，dakai，yibaiwanzheng，haifudaizhejizhangliujinqiheideyinxingka。
“shaoye，zheishiyibaiwan，ninxiannazheyong，zheijizhangshijiazutezhidezhizunhuangka，meizhangdeedudouzaiwugeyiyishang。”laersengongjingdeshuodao。
“yongbuzhe。”chugeshuozhe，zhinalesanwankuaiheyizhangyinxingka，“neiwojiuxianzoule。”
“shaoye，yaobuyaowopaichesongnin？”laersengongjingdewendao。
“buyong，woqidianpingche，duile，wodeshenfenyidingyaobaomi，wokebuxiangrangbierenzhidaowoshiyouqianren！”
shuozhe，chugejingzhilikailebangongshi。
“fangxinbashaoye，wohuide。”laersenhuiyideyixiao。
jianchugelikailebangongshi，laersenzhangchuyikouqi，lijikaileshipin。
“laoye，shaoyezhongyuqianzile！”laersengongjingdeshuodao。
shipinzhonglaozheqingqingdidianlediantou，qixiweiruodeshuodao：“ng，neijiu...tongzhixiaqu。”
suiji，laersenduizheshalengzaiyipangdedayangmamishushuodao：“luna，lijizhaojizhaokaishipinhuiyi！bazheigezhenfenrenxindexiaoxitongzhixiaqu。”
shiwufenzhongzhihou，lafeijituanquanqiugedidefenbugaocengdoushoudaoletongzhi，wenjianzhengshishengxiao，chugejichengyiwanjiachan！qingkejianchengweishijieshangzuiweifuyouderen！
pangdadelafeijituanbujinsheliejinrong，yingshi，dichan，yiyao，hulianwangkeji，erqiezaikuangshi，yule，tiyu，touzidengfangmianhaipoyoujianshu。zhongyaodeshi，suizhelafeijituanxiaoshisiniandejichengrenzhengshihuigui，lafeijituandegupiaoshunjianbaozhanglebaifenzhiwu，shizhiyelishixingdetupoleyiwanliangqianyimeidaodedaguan。
chugedegerencaifugengshidadaolejingrenliangqianyimeidao，bipaimingdierdebeizuosigaochuzhengzhengwubaiyimeidao！
fengcideshi，lafeijituandetaiziye，xinjinshijieshoufu，chuge！zaiputongrendeyanliyiranshigemeiqianmeibenshidewonangfei！
chugehuidaoxuexiao，kuotaitaominyijingzoule，sulihesongyunfengzhanzaicaochangshuozhehua，bingqieshentihaiaidetingjin。
chugenieleniequantou，fenfendezouleguoqu。
“chuge，niqunale？nverhaiguanbuguanle？”sulibuyuedewendao。
sulijianzhiduichugeshiwangtoule！
meicidoushizheiyang，yiyudaoshijiuliule，meiyousihaodedandang，basuoyoudelantanzidoudiugetazheigenvrenqushoushi！
简直可气！
“hehe，chuge，nigaibuhuishichuqujieqianquleba？sanwankuaiqianduiwolaishuojiushimaomaoyu，meiguanxide，buyongzhejihai。kanzaisulidemianzishang，wohaishileyibangmangde，nibiegenwoshuoxiexie，wobuxihan。”songyunfengjiaqiangdaibangdejifengdao。
“wojiebujieqian，guannipishi！youbushiworangnilaide！”chugechouzhesongyunfengyifuziyiweishideyangzihaobukeqidehuiduidao。
“chuge！nishenmeyisi？songdageyeshiyifanhaoxin，suiranbushinijiaolaide，dankeshikanzaiwodemianzishang，bingqiehaishijiejuenverdeshi，nibiegouyaolvdongbinbushihaorenxin！likexiangsongdagedaoqian，tingdaomeiyou？”
sulihenqifen，meixiangdaochugejingrannengshuochuzheiyangdehua！
死要面子活受罪！
“hehe，suli，nibieshengqi，kenengshichugemeijiedaoqianxinqingbuhao，nanrenma！douzheiyang，suhuashuodehao，yuemeibenshipiqiyueda！”songyunfenglengxiaoyishengguzuohuodadequanzudao。
chugekexiaoyisheng，zheidiaomaohaizhennazijidanggewanyi！buhuangbumangdebashoushenjinbianzhidaili，zaisongyunfengchaofengdemuguangxia，zhijietaochuyiluoluozhunbeihaodechaopiao。
“buhaoyisi，kenengyaorangnishiwangle，wohaizhenjiedaoleqian！qianxianzaihaijini，nikeyigunle。”
啪！
shuozhe，yitahoushidechaopiao，zhitingtingdezazaisongyunfengdelianshang，sanluanxianhongdechaopiaopiaopiaosasashineimedeciyan！
“zhei......zenmekeneng！”
sulijingyadekanzhechuge，meixiangdaochugehaizhenjiedaoqianle！gensheijiede？
songyunfengmuguangyizhi，kanzhexianhongdechaopiaobiaoqingshunjianninggule，lianshangneijiaoyigebinfenduocai！
一阵青！
一阵绿！
gangcaichaoxiaowanchugemeiqian，jieguorenjiajiubaqiannachulaile，zheiliandadetaitengleba？
等等，不对！
songyunfengxiangshituranxiangdaoleshenme，yanzhonglijifangguang。
zheixiaozizenmekenengturanjiuyouqianle，wanquanmeidaolia!
zaitaderenzhili，xiangchugezheiyangdewonangfeibieshuosanwankuai，jiuliansanqiankuaidoumeibenshijie。
nanbucheng，zheiqianshi......toude？
xiangdaozhei，songyunfengdunshimeiyanfangliang，kanxiangchugedebiaoqinggengjiabishichaofengle。
“hehe，chuge，zheiqiangaibuhuishinitoudeba？”
songyunfenglengxiaozheyeyudao。
sulichayidedenglesongyunfengyiyan，youxiebuman，zijizhangfusuiranmeishenmebenshi，dantaxiangxinchugederenpin，jueduibuhuigantoujimogoudeshi。
“tounimei！huibuhuishuorenhua？”
chugejinlejinquantoubuxiedao，yejiusongyunfengzheizhongweisuolajinanhuixiangdaotou，kexiao！
“chuge，niganma？songdagehenikaiwanxiaode，nibiebushihaodai！”
qiaozhechugededongzuo，sulijimangzhizhidao，zhenpachugetonglelouzi。
“kaiwanxiao？youzheimekaiwanxiaodema？tazheimezuoweileshei，nibuzhidaoma？”chugelengxiaodeyaoyaotou。
suliyileng，songyunfengduizijideshizheimeshangxin，tazennengbudong。
“suli，nibieguan！xiangtazheiyangmeibenshidewonangfeinanren，wohaizhenbupa！”
“chuge，shihuagaosuni，wozuixihuannikanbuguanwo，danyouganbudiaowodeyangzi。youbenshinidawoyiquana？haha......niganma？”songyunfengziyiweishidao，douledougaolideyiling，muzhongwurendedengzhechuge！
“去你吗的！”
楚歌连眼睛都没眨！
“砰！”
zhijieganjingliluodeyiquan！
basongyunfenggandaozailedishang。