001.惹不起惹不起

pingxingshijie,dongfanghuaxia,luocheng。

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“wokao,zhendejiade?”

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“......”

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2banjiaoshilihenkuaijiubiandekongdangdang。

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ai,zheijiyinjuexing,kuaibigaokaodouzhongyaole。

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dangjiyangbinglishenghechidao:“chenxiaole,nihaishuishenmea?ganjinjiwoqilaixuexi!”

“啊......”

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这是怎么回事?

zheijitianmeicishoudaowaijie**xinglai,haoxiangdouzheiyang。

chenxiaolelengleleng,xiayishidetaiqitoulai,ranhou:“......”

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chenxiaole:“......”

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“woshuolezheimeduo,nimeitingjianma?”

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shuowan,yiliandechunzhengdexiaolexiao。

yangbing:“......”

mianduixueshengwuxiedexiaorong,zhenshixiangshengqiyeqibuqilai。

shuolebantian,zheijiahuohaikuanweiqirenlaile?

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youzheimefoxidexueshengma?

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yangbingminleminhongchun,tanlekouqi,dao:“haole,niyaodiaozhengziji,buyaolaoshishuijuejiuhaole。lai,bangwobajiyinjuexingceshiyibanchuqu,xuexiaomingtianyaohuanyipigengxianjindele。”

chenxiaolemashanghuoyueqilai,shentichongmanlenengliang,“haodelaoshi。danyuanxindeceshiyilaile,womenbanshangnengyoujuexingdeni,rangyanglaoshiyekaixinkaixin,hehe......”

kanzhechenxiaoleqinglingdebufa,yangbinghailengzheliandao:“xianzaibukunle?”

“ng,bukunle,hehe......”chenxiaoleyoushitianzhenwuxiedexiaolexiao。

sheizhi,tadeshoubuxiaoxinpengdaoceshiyideceshichumobanshang。

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ceshiyiturandudexiangleyisheng,xianshipingshangturanguangmangshanleshan。

chenxiaolejingzhule:“......”