002.佛系渣渣乐

zheibuzhengshijuexingdexianxiangma?

meichiguozhurou,haimeijianguozhupao?

guanyujuexingdeshipin,chenxiaolebuzhidaizhexianmu、kewangdexinxukanguodebuyaotaiduo。

zhiyaoyoujuexing,ceshiyipingmudouhuiliangde。

莫名狂喜!

xiayishide,youshoutiaojianfansheyibanquananzaichumoceshibanshang,henbudeheerweiyi。

xiwangxianshipingchanglianga,xitongnengfachushengyinlaia,neijiushichuile!

takongzhibuzhudejiaodao:“yanglaoshi,woyaojuexingle!e......”

“pa”deyishengbaoxiangcongceshiyixianshiqilichuanchulai,ranhou......madan!

xianshiqidoumaoqileqingyan......

dianxingdeduanluqihuoxianxiang!

yangbingbenlaizaijiaoshimenkoukanzheshoujiliguanyuwangxuandexiaoxini,wenshengyitaitou,shale。

hechenxiaolesimuxiangdui,dayandengxiaoyan,wuyu。

yangbingpiaoliangdeliandanshangyimobinglengdeshenqing,jiaochidao:“chenxiaolenixiangjuexingdouxiangfenglema?jiaonibangwobanyixia,nizainongshenme?wo81dejuexingzhishububini50degaoma,wodoumeixinqingceshile,nihaixiazhetenggeshenmejing?niyaonengjuexing,zhudounengshangshu。nikanni,nonghuaiyiqileba?nipeideqima,zhenshide!”

xiaoletongxueyilianganga,xinlifangdeyipi!

zheiyiqijiazhihaojiwana,zenmeban?

“zheige......yanglaoshi,kenengshidajiadoujuedemeiyouxiwang,zheizhenzihenshaoceshi,suoyi......yiqiduanluleba?woxiang,zhiyaochaikai,jiunengxiuhaode,henjiandande。yanglaoshi,xiangxinwo,wonengchai,yenengxiude......yidingneng,yiding......”

kantadoukuaijikuledeyangzi,yangbingsuiranyizhishilenglibingshan,danyeburenxinweinanzheigepinkundexuesheng。

bijingtachengjihenbucuo,quanbanqianshi,nianjiqianbai。

zuijinaishuijue,kenengshiheshenghuoyouguanba!

16suijiunengshanggaosandexuesheng,youyoujigeni?

hekuangshitazheiyangdechushenhejiatingni?

“suanle,nibiezheji,fanzhengxuexiaoyaohuandiaode,yemeishenmeyongle。jiudangshenmeyemeifashengba!chenxiaole,nihenyouxiu,jiranjuexingbule,jiuhaohaotigaoxueyechengjiba!shenghuoshangyoushenmekunnanjiushuoa,biemenzaixinli。nihaixiao,xuexizuizhongyao。”

jianzheishibupeiqianle,chenxiaolemanxindegandong,lianmangjulegegong,“xiexieyanglaoshi,xiexieyanglaoshi。woyidinghuihaohaoxuexide,zaiyebushuijuele。”

“haole,bushuole,bazheijiqibanzouba!”

chenxiaoleganjinbanlejiqichuqu,songwangxuexiaohouqincangkuli。

yilushang,chenxiaoledoujuedezijishijuexingle,zhibuguojiqichuleguzhangba?

ng,dengmingtianhuanyitaigengxianjinde,neijiuhaole。

shenzhihaizaixiangni,yaobuyaoqiuqiuqing,bazheiyipifeiqideceshiyinonghuijiaqu,chailemaixiefeitonglantiehuanchengqian?

youqianzhuan,meimeiyidinggaoxingsile。

dengtahuilaideshihou,qucourenaodetongxuemendouhuilaile。

zuotahoumiandezhaotingzuozaizuoweishangzhengmani:“quteniangde,wangxuanzheigebyetaiqifurenle!shenmedongxima?yaoshigenatianjuexingle,feidechouzoutayidunbuke!”

tashigefuerdai,daoyesuihe,shibanshangdejilvweiyuan,zheishihouzhenshiqizhaledeyangzi。

youtongxueshuo:“suanlebatingge,biegenwangxuanneishabjijiaole。nijuexingkongpayenaohuoa,zheidoukeyaokuaibannianlea,yemeijianxiaoguo。”

“shia!yike**jiyinjuexingdeyaoyiwankuaia,yejiushinijiaa,huanwomen,sheichideqi?”

“hehe,tingge,nikeyaozheimejiuyecai89%dejuexingzhishu,yuandibudong,burujiwochiyikeshishi?”

zhaotingyiyangmei,“gungungun,biechezheixiemeiyongdele,nicaiduoshaozhishu?85ba?xingle,shangzixile......yi?”

muguangyizheng,lianseshengxi,takanjianchenxiaolele。

平衡物哎!

xiangxiangchenxiaoledeqingkuang,zhaotingxintoujiuanweiduole。

dajiayekandaochenxiaolejinlai,dunshiyejiushufuduole。

chenxiaoleyilianweixiao,suiyiyiwen:“tingge,zenmeshengzheimedadeqia?youshenmedabulede?”

yitizheige,zhaotingyoushihuoshangxintou:“ai,xiaolea,zheigewangxuanyetaibushidongxile!womenquzhaotaqianminghuozhezhuheyixiani,nicaitazenmeshuo?”

chenxiaoleheheyixiao,“e?zashuoya?”

“tamade!”zhaotingyipaizhuozi,nudao:“zheigoubjuranchaoxiaowomen,shuonimen2bandeba,qianmingbukeyi,tongkuangpaizhaobukeyi,chufeisuxuebanzhangdayingzuotadenvpiao,haishuoshenmesuxuezaowandoushitaderener。tahaishuozheiniantouamaoagoudounengjuexing,nimenerbanzhenshilianmaogouburu。nishuoqibuqi?wotemexianzaihaoxiangsisuita!”

mashangjiuyoutongxuexiangyingle。

“jiushi!zheigouzei,taiqifuwomenerbanle!haishuoshenmewomenerbanyaoshiyourenjuexing,tashouxinlijianyujidajiachi!”

“jiutaneigehuahuadashao,yepeisuxuebanzhangma?zuomeng!”

“jianzhitaikuangle,muzhongwurenma!”

“made,womenerbanzenmejiubuzhengqia?liangnianle,yigejuexingzheyemeichu,ai......”

“xiaole,wangxuanhaishuonishiwomenbanshangdezaixing,quanxiaoweiyide50%ni,zuilowle,baihuaiwomendeyunqi!”

“......”

zheiyiqie,chenxiaoletingzaibiaomian,xintouyehenbushufu。

jitirongyugan,bixuyou。

hekuangzaibanshangtanianjizuixiao,dajiapingshihaishitingzhaogutade。

wangkezhuoliqiaoqiaosaidianniunaia,tangguoa,mianbaoshenmede,doubuzhishisheigande。

zhikexitaxianzaihaibunengquerenzijijuexingle,xingleyoushishenmezizhijibie,shishenmechaonengli。

taxinxingchunliang,xiaolexiao,tianzhenwuxie,“tingge,tongxuemen,meishia!juexingxiangshidaqushi,dashidaiyijingkaiqile,wangxuantongxueyezhishizaoyidianbale。zhiyaowomenhuaizhemengxiang,jiuhuiyouxiwangtupojiyinliantiaodekunsuo,shixianzhenzhengdechaonenglide!kankanwo,juexingzuimeiyouxiwangdecunzai,nimenhaiyoushenmebumanyidea?”

zheixiaozi,zheixinxing,zhenderangtongxuemenwuyu,yetinggandong。

meicikandaotadexiao,chunjingwuxie,jiurangrenshenmedoubuxiangqujijiaole。

foxizhazhale,zhendeyuzhongbutong!

jiaoshili,qunqingpingjinglexialai。

danyinweiwangxuandewuru,henduotongxueshangzixidoumenmenbule,yemeiyoupingshidechaonaole。

haozaibanzhangsuxuejintianqingjiabuzai,yaoburanyitadebaopiqi,buzhihuiqichengshenmeyangni!

suxue,aoqidexiaohua,jiajingbucha,buzhijujuelewangxuanzheigetuhaojiadedashaoduoshaocile。

tadejuexingxiwangzuidaya,henduorenxiwangtanengzhanchulai,dayixiawangxuandeliana!

kexita98zhishushijiantaijiule,yemeijiantupo。

jiyinjuexing,zhendebushihenrongyideshiqing。

yourenhuaqian,xiangzhaotingneiyang。

yitianyikewanyuandeyao,lianfusangeyuejuexingle,danmeijuexingdegengduo。

zheizhongtuhaojuexingfangshi,yemeiyouduoshaorenyouzibenchangshide。

chenxiaolegengshibuganshewangzheizhongfangshi。

zheigechunliangdeshaonianzuozaizuoweishang,nazhekeben,xinbuzaixuexishang,anzizhuomolehaoyihuier。

zheijitianmomingfankun,xinkoufare,shentichudianmabi,tineitulaidexiangsheng,ceshiyideduanzanguangmang......

zheiyiqiedaodizenmehuishi?

真的是觉醒了吗?

kejuexingdeshihouyiqikengdiededuanlule?

danshi,50%dezuilowjuexingzhishu,youzenmehuiyoujuexing?

太不可思议了吧?

buzhibujue,shoumozaixinkoudediaozhuishang,turanyanqianliangleliang,xintiaojiasu。

shibushimeimeisongdeshengriliwuchufalejuexing?

不确定......

疑惑中......