第一章坟头签到
“dingdong，gongxisuzhuwanchengxitongronghe，huodeshoucironghejiangli，baicaodanyimei。”
“fentouqiandaoxitong，kaishiweininfuwu。”
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jianlouchuzuwunei，yimeihuibaiyaowanluoruyigeqingnianshouzhong。
yaowanshanshuoguangliang，hunandengxia，henbuzhenshi。
xiaolangyouxiemengbi，buguotahenkuaifanyingguolai，langyewodejinshouzhifuli，zhongyudaozhangle。
dangleershiduoniandeqionggui，zhongyuyaoxianyufanshen。
“fabuqiandaorenwu，longtingfeiqigongchang，xunyizuoshitoufen，xianchangzhiboqiandao。”
“renwuyaoqiu，yebansangeng，fentoubengdi。”
jixiebanbinglengdetishiyin，zaiduzainaohaizhongxiangqi。
youanchuzuwuli，xiaolangzuijiaochouchu，zaisirenfentoudingshangbengdi？haiyaoxianchangzhibo？zheidoushenmeqipahuangdancaozuo？
wozheixitong，shibushitaijileiledian？
jifenzhonghou，tahaishilikaichuzuwu，qufujinlaodianmaixiangzhuzhiqian，shundaizaishangpumailegeshoujizhijiagan。
yelishidianduo，xiaolanglinzhegeheisesuliaodaichufa。
xiaolangshangchehesijishuolemudedi，sijishuotazhidaoneigechang，nujiangshifuhaojiazushenjiadechanye，lianggeyueqianfashengyiwaisirenshigu，jiufeiqile，“xiaolaodi，sangengbanyepaoneiliganma？changzifeiqihenjiu，jushuolibianhainaoguogui。”
xiaolangbushuohua，zongbunengkaikou，woyaopaoqufentougaozhibodangwanghongba？
dayueyousishifenzhong，chuzuchetingzaileyigejiugongchangdemenkou。
changzidedamenbeitielanganweileqilai，buguofengyuqinshi，langanzhongyijingyoulequekou，taganghaonengzuanjinqu。
limianshiyitiaobizhideshuinilu，luliangbiandoushiyirengaodeyecao，xuduodetielingjiansanluozaiyecaozhong，shangmianyijingxiujibanban，zaiqiheideyeli，tamenkanqilairutongshiyigegezhangyawuzhuadeyeshouyiban，xiandegewaidezhengning，shibushideyouliangfengguaguo，xiaolangdunshijuedeboziyijin。
xiaolangzhinengmanmansousuo，jiransiguoren，yinggaizaichangfangfujin。
changfangwaimeiyoufen，tuikaiyishantiemen，changfangdelimianqiheidekepa，weiruodeyueguanggenbenzhaobujinqu，limiansihuyouyizhongkepadeqixi，rutongyouningxiaodeguimeizailimiandengzhexiaolangzitouluowang，jibianshibuxinguishendexiaolangdoujuedeshuangtuifaruan。
tazhuanglezhuangdanzi，jiangzhangtiaozhijiaganwozaishouzhong，chaozheshenchuzouqu。
jindaochangfanglihou，zhouweiyixiazijiuqiheileqilai，haoxiangjinrulelingyigeshijie。xiaolangluguoleyixieqixiecaozuotai，shangmianluozhehouhoudehui，shangmianhaiyouyixiezaqizabadegongju，changfanglimianhenshen，tazoulezuzuyouliangbaiduomi，youqiheiyouyinsen，haoxiangzoujinleyincaodifu。
zheishi，tapengdaoyigezhibanshi，laohuademumen，duimanhuichen。
zhibanshinei，quehenganjing，rangrenkunhuo。
jixuchaoshenchuzouqu，congnayihou，xiaolangzongjuedeyouxiebudui，fangfoanzhongyourenzaibeihoudingzhetayiyang，erzijizoudefangfobushiyangjiandelu，ershiyinjiandeguidao。
yizuocangkumenqian，xiaolangzhongyufaxianleshitoufen。
jiejinliangzhangkuan，fentouzhengduicangkutiemen。
duyanshoudianzhaoshe，faxiantiemenzhongjianshiaojinqude，posuidexiujitiemenshang，youganhedexueji。
xiangyigerenbeiyingshengshengzasuizaimenshang，nengyixikandaodapianxuejianhenji。
yizhenfengguaguo，xiaolangdedanaochuxianlekongjuhehuanxiang，taganjueyuanchudeyecaozhongsihuzhanzheyigeren，zhengkanzheta，chongzhetaguiyidexiao，erzheicangkuheiqiqidemenhou，sihuyougesiren，hunshenxuelinlinde，mianmuzhengningdedengzheta。
“gezhi......”
cangkutiemenfachumenxiang，qiheiyinsendetiemenhou，yinyueyoujiduiyanjingwangwainingshi。
lengfengconglimianchuichulai，cigudeehan，fangfodakaideshitongwangdiyudedamen。
xiaolangdalegehanzhan，bingweifajueyiyang，yemeiyoujincangku，tajiangzhijiagan**nitu，anshangshouji，dakaixiazaihaodedouyuapp，kailezhibofangjianhao，fangjiangaimingwei......wohefentouyougeyuehui。
daishangheisekouzhao，bimianbeirenrenchu，tajixumangliu，weizheshaoxianlingluandeshitoufen，zaizhouweidianranshijigenlazhu，fenqianshaoyizhuxiang，fenhouliyiganfan......
raofensanquan，zhiqiansatian。
yaoshihuidianjisizhouci，yixiaolangdexingge，jueduiyaohengshangjiju。
mangwanzheiyiqie，zaikanzhibofangjian，xiandehenlengqing，liaoliaojirenzaifadanmu。
“哥们，搞啥呢？”
“zaifentougaozhibo？zheimeyouxiudema？”
“woqu，niyabuhuiyaowafenba？”
“zheiniantoudexiaonianqing，shenshenmimide，xianghongdouxiangfengleba！”
“raosirenanning，jushuosunyinde，huiyoubaoying。”
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xiaolangquanchengchenmo，kaishizhenglishifen，rangfentoudingshangdeshikuaipingzhengxie。
bangexiaoshiguoqu，xinkaidezhibofangjianhaoyongrubailairen，danmubianduo，renqizaizhujianbiaosheng。
xiaolangyijiubushuohua，diankaiyishouyelangdico，yinlebaozhashengzhong，taduzitiaoshangfentou，zhishitazhenbuhuibengwu，sizhijiangying，pitousanfa，rusangshibanningdong，burenzhishi。
kanzhezhibojingtoulidehuamian，bushaoren，zaifengzhonglingluan，zheitiaodeshaa？
“bengdige，nizheitiaodewotoupifamaa！”
“haohaoxuedianwudao，napahuadianqianlianxi，yehuabulejigeqian，zhende。”
“bengdiyikai，renqibiaosheng，guanzhuguanzhu。”
“xinxingbangdanbiaodaoqianwushile，jianzoupianfeng，paofentougawu，gemenhaishininiua。”
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yiqugeting，zhouweihuifupingjingsiji，buyuanchuneishanhouzhongdecangkutiemen，huranbeimenglituikai，qiheiyinsendemenhunei，zouchuqigemianmubushandenanzi，bushaorenlianshangyoudaoba，mianxiangbaoli，rusharenduomingdeshixueetu，kanzhexiongshajingxin。
taituranle，youxiehedaozhibolidefensi。
fentoushangdexiaolang，zewudongyuzhong，wushizheiqunxingtongguimeichuxiandejiahuo，taduzizhanzaifentoushangyuandishihuaban，biaoqingxiandemamu，taitoukantian，yidongbudong。
“dingdong，gongxisuzhufentouqiandaochenggong，huodeyeguidanyimei。”
xiaolangshenqian，yimeianhongyaowanpingkongchuxian，huaweiyouguangdiandian，meirutadeshenti。
mingmingzhong，tadeshentisihuzaifaguang？
diandianyouwuchanrao，jiweibuxunchang。
jiashangzhouweizhuhuoyaoye，shanmiebuding，gengjixiaolangzengtianyisiguiyigan。
tazaibianmoshu？qigenanzilengzhule，zhibojiandefensiyeyouxiekansha。
“zhuangshennongguibale，ganzaizheilinaoshi，qufeileta。”weishouyigedaiyanjingnanzikaikou，tazhangxiangsiwen，yingyangoubi，yanshentouzheyiguyinzhihendumuguang。
xiaolangniutou，dongzuojiangyinghuanman，ruzhashibanguguai。
tadetongkongxianshihuansan，jiezhejulieshousuo，yanqiufaguang，maochuguiyihongguang。
“啊......”
liugeshangqiandenanzi，zaicimengdizhibu，tamenshentizaibennengzhanli，zhangdadetongkongzhong，chongmanzhekongbu，tamenwangxiangfending，zhijianxiaolangzhenggerenbianle，tadeyanjingjijuchihong，youxieyiyaoguangzaibengfa，anyexia，neifangfoyiduichireneguideyanqiu，canjuexinghong，lingrenxinji。
yixiaolangweizhongxin，zhouweiwenduzhoujiang，jirendeganjue，zhenxiangtatineizangzheyizhizhengningligui。
shuobuchudeyayizhixigan，zaifujinmanyan，zaikuosan。
xiaolangneiduiguiqisensendeyanjing，yefangfonengdingrurendegusui，rangrenbuganwangdong。
“baochoufanbei，gankuai，jiwolikefeileta......”siyannanziehenfahua。
tajiaoyanyuhua，yuanbenshizheijiafeiqigongchangdehuiji，yinnuoyonggongkuanbeigongrenfaxian，yihenxin，zaicangkufangzhizaoyiqixuexingchehuo，niansigongren，gongrenjiashubufupeichang，weitaoyaoshuofa，jiangshitizangzaicangkumenkou。
jinye，yanyuhuadairenlai，shiweihuishimieji。
zhishipengdaoxiaolangzheimegefengzi，juranzaigaofentouzhibo，huailetahaoshi。
yanyuhuashenzhihuaiyi，nuoyonggongkuandeshi，huibuhuiyebeixiaolangfaxianle？
tingdaobaochoufanbei，qianbianliugezhuanghanyanjingmaoguang，tamendoushihunjihuisedidaide，ganzhedaojianshangtianxuedemaimai，renqianburenren，guannishirenshigui，yaoshidangwocailu，tianwanglaozidougankan。
liurenxunsuchongshangfentou，dongzuoxunjie，mingxianshilianjiazi。
erxiaolangyanshenyuefayaohong，anyexia，jiweiduomu。
shenzhi，xiaolangzuilituyikoukoubaiyan，juzhiguguai，haoxiangzhenbeiguifushenzhongxie。
neimeiyeguidan，henshenqi，rangtashunjianjianzhiyongyoujidukongbudeliliang。
taxianzai，liqibaopeng，ganjueyiquannengdasitouniu。
dangran，tadeshenzhiyeshoudaoyingxiang，gengjiamamu，youxieshixue，zhongzhongfumianqingxuyongshangxintou。
“轰......”
liugezhuanghanruxiaojiziban，beixiaolangyiquanquandafei，meirennengjianchiyigehuihe。
liugenanzidaodi，duanshouduanjiao，tangzaidishangaihaotuxue，pabuqishen。
yanyuhuachengmujieshe，luchuhuaiyirenshengdelianse。
cigudelengfengyiqi，xiaolangguimeibanchongxiafentou，dashouyaxia，chezhuyanyuhuadetoufa，tuosigouban，jiangtayingshengshengtuoxiangshitoufenqian，yanyuhuajingle，hunshendouzaizhanli。
youqixiaolangdedashou，xiangsirendeshou，yousenlenghanqichongjintadetinei。
erxiaolangruyijusangshizhanzaishence，mianwubiaoqing，yebushuohua。
zhibojianli，queshizhakaileguo，danmumantianfei。
“wokao，bengdigenizheixingxiang，daodishizhuangchulai，haishizhongxie？”
“6666666，tianbushengwobengdige，wanguruheiye。”
“chongbai，xianshangxigai。”
“taneihongsemeitongnayoumai？jianzhitailafengle。”
“qizhizheikuai，bengdigeyadesiside，kongpayaoqianwugurenhouwulaizhege。”
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zhongmukuikuizhixia，xiaolangdebozirujixieniudong，yanqianchuxianyigezhiyoutanengkandedaodetoumingguangban，shangyouzijishanshuo；
宿主；肖浪。
年龄；二十四岁。
修为；小鬼级初期。
技能；无。
xitongyouxinxijieshao，shuoxiuxingyoujiugejingjie，fenbiewei；guhunji，xiaoguiji，liguiji，guizuji，guibingji，guijiangji，guishuaiji，guiwangji，guidiji。
“kanlaiwoyaochengweibijiaolihaidegui，haixunulia！”
cihuayichu，hedeyanyuhualiansedouranbianchenghuihuang，sileside，jingshenxianrujidubengkui；
“wo，woyouzui，zheishitoufenlideshitilaozhang，shiwoshade，laozhangzhidaowonuoyonggongchanghuokuandemimi，yiciweixie，wozhenbuxiangshata，buxiangde，ninraolewoba......”
xiaolanglengzhu，niyazheishibudazizhaoma？
tayanlihongguangzhujianxiaosan，huifuzhengchang，guandiaozhibofangjian，shoushidongxi。
wangfeiqigongchangwailikaiqian，xiaolangdaledianhuabaoguan。
shihunluopodeyanyuhuameiyouhuihun，rengxianggewuhunquqiaobantansizaishitoufenqian，shensefengdian，hunhunee。