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“xitong，fentoushoujidesancaigongneng，jutinengzenmecaozuo？”xiaolangjidongxunwen。
tazuijinkuaiduanliangle，chaoshidijiachulidemianbao，doukuaichibuqi。
pingshiyaochituchifanweidepaomian，yanxiayechengleshechipin。
erqietazhengtianpaoqufentouqiandao，wanshangzhibobengdi，baitianhuhushuidajuezuijinhuadehuoshifei，haishikaodouyuzhibopingtaitixiandebailaikuaiqian，kukuweichi，zaimeiyoushourudehua，xiaolangzhinengqukentu。
“suzhu，fentoushoujidesancaigongneng，wufazijishiyong，zhinengzaishoujixuniwangluoshangsancai。”
“fentouqiandao，tasirenfen，yousunyinde，zheishiweinijizangongde。”
“sancaiyemianmeitianlingchenhou，huichuxianyigeshuzishue，kejuedingnidangtiandesancaiedu。”
“zheibisancaidekuanxiang，jinzhibianxian，jinzhixianshixiaofei，suzhuninkezizhuxuanzesancaideduixiang。”
“cigongnenglingwaiyigefangmian，tishengzhiboguanzhongshuliang，zengjiarenqi。”
......
duiyuxitongdejieshi，xiaolangbiaoshiwufajieshou，zheidoushaa？zhinengjibierensongqian，zijiquebunengyong？
xiaolangdiankaifentoushoujide“sancaiyemian”，zhuyezhongyang，zhenyouyigeshuzi；“44444”！
woqu，zheihaidaiweishude？jiujingshiyigeshuzi，haishinengshiyongdexianshizhongdeqian？
bieshiyaoshaojisirendemingqian。
diyibiqiangai“san”jisheini？xiaolangbenxiangjuanjicishanjigoude，zhuannianyixiang，yaoshizheisancaishueshijiade，qibuxiaosigeren？ranhoutadiankailedouyuapp，meiyoudakaizijidezhibohao，ershizaizhuyemian，quzhaoyizhaoyanxiazuiremenzuihuodezhubo。
当然，是女主播咯。
xiaolangyebudongsheizuihuo，diankairenqibangdan，xianzaiyeshenle，henduozhubodoushibuzaixianzhuangtai，zuihoutiaolegeshunyandenvzhubo；zhaoxiaochouchou。
zheinvzhubozhangdehentian，changgeyehao。
suanshiwuyeshifen，renqibingbugao，renqicaisanwanduodian。
beijingyinggaishizaiyijiajiudiannei，zhaoxiaochouchoujiang**ganjiazaichuangtou，biaoqingyouxieluomo。
她今天心情不好。
zuijinyiduanshijian，tazaidouyupingtaibeirenpaiji，renqiluodehenkuai，changniandieluobangdan，renqiyijingmeiyoudianfengshiqideshifenzhiyi，jinricanjiazhubohuwaihuodong，caizhujinjiudian。
shuoshihuwaihuodong，qishitajiushigekanxide，rendanyingzhi，shenmehaoshiyelunbudao。
qitazhuboshuijuedeshihou，tahaizaijianchi，xiangyaowanhuiyidianrenqi，leidianjiuleidian！
zhibopingmushang，shuiyoumenouershuadianyuwanheyuchi，gehenjiucaihuimaochujijia100rmbdefeiji，zhiyu500rmbdehuojian，xianranbingbuchangjian。
“yijingyaoliangdianle，mingtianxiaochouchouyaoganchehuijia，kuaidianshuige，womenhoutianjian。”
jiuzaizhaoxiaochouchouyaoguanbizhiboshi，zhibopingmudingbuquehuaguoyidaohengfu。
“langyezengsongzhubozhaoxiaochouchouhuojian×80！”
80gehuojian，siwanrmb，zheimesaoqidemingziziranshixiaolangbenrenwuyi。
zheishifentoushoujilideqian，shiweixiaolangzijizanyinde，suoyitahaowuyali。
siwanrmberyi，sasashuila！
shishishang，taduizheibiqianmeishenmegainian，fanzhengtazheibeizi，yemeiyongyouguoruciyibi“jukuan”！
“bengdigezengsongzhubozhaoxiaochouchouhuojian×8！”
“bengdigezengsongzhubozhaoxiaochouchoufeiji×4！”
“bengdigezengsongzhubozhaoxiaochouchouyuchi×4！”
......
xiaolangdiandianshouji，jiangqianquanbuchongrudouyupingtaidezhanghaoli，jiezhezheiyibi“44444”jiumaliusongwanle，ranhouni，taruowuqishiguandiaoshouji，fangrukoudai。
shubuzhi，jiuzaitasongde80gehuojiancongzhaoxiaochouchoudezhibojianhuaguohou，danmuyijingshunjianyinbao，manpingde666shuaqi。
“66666666！”
“niubi，baozhutuhaodatui！”
“shenmeqingkuang，yidaduihuojianjiuzalaile？”
“zhuodaotuhaoyizhi，budui，zheishigexinhaoa？”
“zheigeshijiezenmele，zheidoukeyiyouhuojian？”
“xiaochouchoubiaoshiyijingledehebulongzui。”
zhaoxiaochouchoujingyadezhanglezhangzui，xianrantayemeixiangdaozhendehuiyourenhuishuahuojian，erqieyishuajiushi80ge。
suirantameigeyuedeshourubudi，dandaduodoushiyuchifeijileijiqilaideshouru，80gehuojianzheizhongqingkuanghaishihenshaofashengde，huozheshuozhenggezhibojiedouhenshao。
yaozhidaosiwanrmbtajiunengnadao20000ni。
“xiexiebengdigegesongwodeliwu。”
zhaoxiaochouchoukaixindeshenxijikouqi，zuoqishen，renyejingshenle，ketagangyaohaohaoganxie，zhibojianquedanchuxiaoxi，shuozheiwei“bengdige”yijinglikaizoule！
shenmeqingkuang？zhaoxiaochouchouluchushalengkeaidetiantianbiaoqing。
yicishualejiwankuailiwu，meiyoubiede......qitadeshenmeyaoqiuma？
suihoutadiankai“bengdige”dexinxi，gengshiyileng，yuanlaitayeshiyiweizhubo。
zhishi，bengdigedezhuboluxiang，zenmekanzheyouxieguiyini？
......
xiaolangcike，beiheleyitiao，fangfoburenbuguidezouyinpo，huranchuxianzaibeihou，taliezuiyixiao，pianpianzuiliyikeyachiyemeiyou，kongdangdangdezuiba，neiniuqudewuguanbiaoqing，biquantianxiazuikongbudeshilianhaiyaoshenren，rangrenlianxiangdaosiwang、pobai、fuxiu......
“xiangjiusipangzi，jiugenwolai。”
xiaolangtantewendao，“sipangzizayangle？”
muwuliyipiansenhei，zhuhuomiele，kanbujiansipangzideshenying，lianhuxishengyetingbudao。
sipangzigaibuhuizhensitouleba？
genzhezouyinpolikaimuwu，zaifendizhongchuanxing，zoulemeiduojiu，laidaojigebeituyangaidefenbaoqian，kanzheyipianhuiheidefen，xiaolangbuyoudaoxiyikoulengqi，“qianbei，zheidishang，zenmeyouyicenghouhouzhihui？”
qishixiaolangzhidao，bushizhihui，yinweifujinpiaozhehenzhongguhuiwei。
yuhuohuachangshenchufenshilulideqiweihenxiangsi。
“这是骨灰。”
“huangjiadehuangzemaideshitisuozai。”zouyinpolikai，querfufan，shouliqueduoleyibatiechan。
yueguangdezhaoshexia，zheixiefenbaoshangdeyecaosuizheyefenghuangdong，kanqilaiyinsenwubi，meiyigefenbaoxiamaizhedeshiti，doushibeiguhuinanhuangzeqinshoushahaide！
shenzhiyinyinzhong，wonengtingdaoyuanhunkuqideshengyin！
cishiyezhengnong，xiaolangganjuedao，zhouweimimanzheyixiehuisedewuqi，yuanchulinhuoshanyao......
xiaolangkusangzhelian，“qianbei，niyaowowakeng，maizangsipangzima？”
zouyinpowaizhebozixiaolexia，“zheigefenli，youzhiliaosipangzideqiyao，buxiangtasi，jiwowa。”
xiaolangziranbuxin，zouyinpoquezoushangqianlaiyibu，chaotaehenhendao：
“jiwo......wa！”
dangshizaizheipianyinsendeyefendili，zouyinpopitousanfa，muguangyinlengdizhushizheta，neichangjingbietiduoshenrenle！
“xitong，wonengdayingzouyinpoma？”
xiaolangzaixinlixunwen，dedaolesanzihuifu；“bukeneng”！
meifazi，xiaoyanzhihaoyaozheya，naqitiechankaishiwafen，napashibanyewafen，kenenghuibeiguishangshen，tayegubushangle，zhendabuguopitousanfadezouyinpoa！
zouyinpoduanzuoyipang，pantui，biyan，butingtuxi，xiangshizaixishoufendilideyinqiside。
meiduojiu，xiaolangjiangfenwakai，dixiamaizheyigegutan，xiangqiguhuinanhuangze，jiangshitiduochengjikuai，naodaiyingsaijingutanlidehuamian......xiaolangtoupifama！
jiuzaixiaolangchuankouqishi，zouyinpohuranlishengdao；
“打开它！”
a？xiaolangshentixiangbeidiandaleyiyan，etoufengkuangbiaohan，jimangcongkenglicuanchulai，meidengtakaikou，kenglimaizhedegutan，tangaihuranhuangdangfaxiang，fangfogaiziliyouyizhishou，yaowangwaitanchu？
“heiheihei，nidaoshijiling。”zouyinposenlengdehuacongbeihouchuanlai。
“peng”deyisheng，tangaixianfan，yigusanzhenongliefulandeheiqimaochu，ruquanpen，xiaolangganjinhouchejibu，benyiweihuikandaoyikefulandenaodai，jieguoni！queshiyiduiheihuhudedongxifengkuangwangwaipachulai。
jiezheyueguangkan，neixiedongxikanshangquxiangmouzhongpachong，dantamenyuanbiyibandepachongdahenduo，meiyigedouzhishaoyoubangeshouzhangneimeda！
gengkongbudeshi，zheixieheisepachongdetoushang，jingranzhangzheleisirenyandezhuzi！
qimagenrenyanzhuzichabuduodedaxiao、xingzhuang......
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