第六章 穿寿衣 提白灯笼

diliuzhangchuanshouyitibaidenglong

shangchuan,qiheiyinsendeyeli,hemianqueguaqiledafeng,xiaochuanyaoyaohuanghuangde,chaohezhongyanghuanmanshiqu,“daye,nizheichuanshang,zenmeyouguguaiwei?”xiaolangwuzhebizi,tawendaoleyigujiqinongliedefulanqiwei,haoxiangsizhulanlesantian,pamanquchong,rangrenfaou。

laorenhuazhejiang,shengyinshayadao,“jitiaosiyu,buaishi。”

kezheiweidao,shizaishiechouxuntian,fangfozheishiyitiaozhuangmanlesishidechuanzhi,zenmehuishiququjitiaosiyu?xiayishide,xiaolangjiangmuguangkanxiangxiazhaidechuancang,zheiyikan,chadianmeijitahesi,heiyouyoudechuanbanshang,youyijuxueroumohudeshiti,nongshuiliutang,pamanquchong。

sishinaodaichaozhechuantou,daiyidingpojiudouli,zheihuamiansihuhenshuxia?

xiaolangroulerouyan,shoudiantongzhaoruchuancang,zongsuanshikanqingchule。

zheishiti,buzhengshihuachuandelaodayema?

yishunjian,xiaolangganjueyanhoubeishenmeezhule,wufahuxi,zhenggerentoupifama,wujindekongju,rangtahunshenxueyedouninggu,takanxianglaodaye,duifangqueshifenpingjing。

“daole,xiachuan。”turandeshengyin,dapopingjing。

xiaolangganjinliangundaipazouxiapaoxiachuantou,jiangdongxifanghao,niutou,neisouchuanqueshibujianle。

yuanchu,shitoulaoqiaodixia,yinyinnengkandaoneizhanhuanhumingdeyoudeng。

gulinglingdexiaochuan,zuanruzhongzhongnongwushenchu,yourushiqulehuangquanlu。

“这......”

xiaolangyaoyaotou,juedezijiyanhuale,dayemingmingyouyingzi,zenmekenengshiyinwu,huoxuchuanshangbushirendeshiti,ershiyiduifulandesiyu,bijingjinnianchunhanyanzhong,yuqunsiquyeshizhengchangde。

“呜呜!”

yizhenfengguaguo,hezhongyangcigudeyinleng,xiaolangganjinkaishimangliu,xiangzhekuaidianwanchengfentouqiandao,ranhoulikaizheigechuchutouzheguiyideguidifang,zheizuoshuizhongdefen,mianjibuda,yizhangkuan,zhouweiyicucushuicaozhagenlannishui,niningchaoshi。

“xitong,xiacinengnongxiekaopudeweizhima?zheidifang,yetainancaozuole。”xiaolangbumandao。

banxiaoshihou,zongsuandianranxiangzhu,chahaohunfan......

douyuzhibojiankaiqi,fangjianmingchengyijiushi......wohefentouyougeyuehui。

benyiweiqingqinglenglengde,bijingsantianguoqule,zheigefangjianhaokongpayijingliangliang。

sheicengxiang,fangjianyikai,dunshiyoushangqianrenyongru。

“bengdige,nizongsuankaibole,zheixietianwochabusifanbuxiang,jiudengnia!”

“huwaifentouzhibo,douyuzhiciyijia。”

“tingshuohenkongbu,wojiujinlaiqiaoyiyan,nima,haiyouhonghonglvlvdezhiren。”

“juranzaihelizhaodaoyizuofen,bengdigenitaixiu。”

......

xianzaiwanshangshiyidian,jiejinlingchen,xiaolanghenwuyu,nimenzheixierendoubushuijuedema?

“bengdige,nizheidi,buhuiyoushuiguiconghelizuanchulaiba?”yourenfawen。

“nvguipagechuizi,zuihaoyoushigebage,fubaimaomeineizhong,rangwomenkangebao,heiheihei......”yourenqihong,weikongtianxiabuluan。

xiaolangshoubulezheixieren,jingbaoyinleyixiang,tashangfentou。

蹦迪正式开始。

xiaolangdedongzuo,yijiushicanburendu,sangshibangawu,kandefensimentoupifama。

zuihou,xiaolangjige“xiaosa”shuaitou,dongzuojiangying,gujiegabengxiang。

shangqiangeguanzhongzuozaijingtouqianshihua。

“嘭!”

zhibohuamianli,fentouneiganhunfan,huranzheduandaodi,mingmingzhong,haoxiangyouyiduiwuxingguishoujiangzhiniuduan,zhouweizhuhuoshunjianximie,hezhongyang,fujinbiandeheiqiqide,bujianyidianguang。

tianshangdeqingyue,yemeiruyunduan,beiwuyunzhedang。

xiaolangxintouyichen,bieshishenmekongbudongxipaochulaiba?

“kaishile,kaishile,kongbudapianshangyan,qianwanbiezhayan,fouzeniyaohuihenzhongsheng。”

“papa,buhuizhenyoupitousandedongxiba?”

“bengdigeqingdeyanyuan,gejiugewei,kuaiyubeiba!”

“zhibojieli,zanmenbengdigezhenshiyiguqingliua,yuzhongbutong,saoqichanshen。”

......

xiaolangmeikongkanzhibo,tayangtou,dingzhebuyuanchuyigefangxiang。

xianggesanshiduomi,gulaodeshiqiaoshang,zheishichuxianleyiqunren,pingkongchuxian,neixierenyounanyounv,duoshilaozhe,tamenshoulidoutizheyizhanbaisedenglong,yizhedabanyehenguaiyi,qingyisechuanzheshouyi。

neiqunrenquanbubiaoqingmuna,hunshenshixue。

gengguaiyideshitamenzouludezishi,dianzhejiaojian,jiaoxiameiyouyisishengxiang,jiuliantamenshouzhongtizhededenglong,yesihaobujianhuangdong。

xiaolangyishunbushundekanzhezheiguiyideyimu,jiuxiangzaikanyichangwushengdeheibaidianying。

zhibojianlideliangqianduofensi,cishiyedoukandaole。

yuanbenfeiqideyitiaotiaodanmu,jitixiaoshi,meirenzaidazi,shizaishishiqiaoshangneiqunrentaiguiyi,henbuzhengchang,genbenbushihuorennengyanchulaide,youqishineiyizhangzhangmamuburendesirenlian,wubibizhen,bisirenhaiyaocanjue,haiyaokongbu。

呜呜呜......

lengfengxilai,guadelianteng,xiaolangyehenhendalegehanzhan,ganjuehunshendehanmaodoushuleqilai,maogusongrandekongbuqixi,chongchizhetaquanshenmeiyigemaokong。

xiaolangbugandong,pingzhuhuxi,

buguoqiaoshangyigelaotoufaxianleta,tadinglexiaolangpianke,yincecedao:“heihei,yougeshengren,haoxiangnengkanjianwomen。”

laotouyichukoukebudele,qiaoshangsuoyoude“ren”doutingxiajiaobu,kanxihanyiyangxiangxiaolangkaolongleguolai,weiduzaizheiyicelangan,yiduiduiguiyideyanqiu,maozheguang,youruliguibandingzhexiaolang。

baidenglongyaohuang,yincanguangxianyinchenxia,xiaolangkanqingletamendeyangmao,neilianwuyiliwai,quandoushabaishabaide,rutongzhihushangqudeyiban,yankuangwuqing,zuichunxuehong。

yishunjian,xiaolangjiangzhileshenti,etoushangshenchuleximidehanzhu,tadeshuangjiaoweiweidizhandouzhe,jibeiehan,fangfoyouyizhenlinliedehanfengchuantouletadequti。tajiangyingdizhuanguoletou,hunshendejiroudoubengjinle,houlonglvexiansiyadishuo;“ge......gewei......wanshanghao......dajiakuaiganluba......biedanwushichen。”

cihuayichu,zhibojiandefensi,quandoudachule“xu”dexixudanmu。

zaichiguaqunzhongkanlai,qiaoshanghuranchuxiandezheixieren,zhenshixiaolanghuaqianqinglaideyanyuan。

weilezhiboxiaoguo,weilehong,zhenshixiaxuebena!

“bengdige,sanshijigeren,zheiyitangyaohuaxiaowuqianba?”yourenfachudanmu。

“xiaowuqian?kanbuqisheia?zanmenbengdige,keshinengqufuhaoshenjiazufenbengdideniuren,bieshuowuqian,jiusuanshiwuwan,wushiwan,wubaiwan,duiyubengdigelaishuo,yejiusasashuila。”yourenweihudao。

“baoshouguji,bengdigeshenjiaguoqianwan。”

“wojuedetashikailaosilaisichulaide,zuiciyedeshixiaobaoma。”

kanzhezhibojianlideyitiaotiaodanmu,xiaolangzuijiaochouchu,nimenyashiduowuliao?

laojiushiqiaoshang,biaoqingyincandelaotou,fachudushebandeyanmou,zaicisensenkaikou,“nianqingren,tingyouyuande,yaobuni,genwomenyiqizouba,yehaoyougeban,heiheihei。”

qitakushubanguailianderen,liekaidazui,fachushashaguaiyin。

neiyizhanzhanbaidengzaizhouweipiaoye,xiaolangbeihelegehunfeiposan,jiaoxiayiruan,yigegentouzaijinleshuizhong。

qianglejikouxingshui,taganjinliangundaipapaqishen,zhunbeishoushidongxi,taolicidi,mingdoukuaimeile,neihaigudeshangfentouqiandao,erpang,quehurantingdaoletieliansheng。

niutouwangqu,faxianneiqunrenzuiqianmian,yougegaodananzi,chuanheisedoupeng,piheisedapao,daizhetielian。

nanzishencaiweian,jiangjinliangmigao,yesexia,ruyizunjiangshideemo。

cishitashenshangneijianheisedapaohengfei,yiduicanlvmouzigekongwanglai,daizheyuandu,haoxiangyiduikongbuguiyan,xiaolangxinligedengyisheng,juedeneibushigeren,ershiyitou“zhili”depizheyifudeyeshou。

“heihei......”nanzilengxiao,suihoutielianyiche,qiaoshangsuoyouchuanzheshouyi,dazhedenglongderenliedui,shuchengyipai,meigerendoushentijiangzhi,yidongbudong,haoxiangbeixialedingshenzhou,shifenguiyi。

doupengnanzijiangtielianshuanyulangan,zongshenyiyue。

jiangjinshiwumidegaodu,tajuranzhijieluodaoshuimian,gengguiyide,doupengnanziruyizhiyeliyoudangdeguhunyegui,jing,jingrancaizaishuimianshang,tazhehemianyibubuzoulai。

xiaolanghedemianrutuse,buguotameiyouzhuanshentao,ershidashenghechi,“nishiqilaotou......shenmeren?”

“nishihuanggu......shenmeren?”

liangshenghechi,doupengnanziwushi,buguotidao“huanggu”shi,tayanlidetongkong,mingxianzaishousuo,neishiyizhongjingkongdemuguang,xiaolangquedingyijianshi,zheigenanzi,yidingyuhuangguyoumodaguanxi。

“wangsishu,duanlushou。”

doupengnanzizongshen,heipaolielie,ruyitouanyexiadeyeshou,pushaerzhi。

tadeshenshang,mimanchunonglietuxingwei,bansuifuqi,ganjuegangcongfenlipachulai。

“断魂指。”

xiaolangchushou,wuzhibingkai,kexizhiyouyitiaoyouqichongchu,meiyouranshao,tadeduanhunzhicaishilv1,“peng”deyisheng,queshixiaolangbeixianfan,zhongzhongshuairunizhaozhong,doupengnanziqimashixiaoguijihouqi,heipaohengfei,zhetianbiri,zaicipuluo,yaozhanquxiaolangdenaodai。

xiaolangyuandifangun,wangfentoushangpinmingzuanqu。

huxiaodehanfeng,yizhipibaogutoudedashou,tiezhetanaodai,xianxierangtarentouluodi。

“ni......huobule......yourenyaonideming......genwozouba......wohuijinizhaogehaofen。”

doupengnanzideshengyin,jiangyingshengshu,fangfocongyijushitifachu。

erqietahunshenyichangbingleng,genbenbuxiangyigehuoren,xiaolangtaitou,nanzidedoupengshaoshaobeichuiqi,luchulechouloueryousenrandezuilian,buxiangrenlian,yourudiyulizaoshouexingdeliguilianpang。