第3章 五口同框

fengjiuxiaohaimeishuohua,tashenbiandeyunmengrouyijingzhanlechulai。

dangtakanqingyuntangxiaoyuyunqingqingruchuyizhedezhangxiang,shunjianshengchuweijigan。

routiwanzhufengjiuxiaodeshoubei,yixuanshizhuquan。“xiaojiahuo,dongxikeyiluanchi,diedikebunengluanren。”

yuntangxiaomanlianxianqi,shenchurouhuhudexiaoshouzhixiangta:“shuaishushu,nishiyinweizheigenzhuganjujuewomamidema?”

tajingranchengzijiweizhugan?!

yunmengroudunshihuoda,buguozaifengjiuxiaodemianqian,tajielideyayizhehuoqi,biaoxianchuyifuwenrouxianliangdemoyang。

“xiaodongxi,niruguozaichuyanbuxun,jiejiekejiuduinibukeqiwo。”

yuntangxiaochaozhetafanlegemengmengdebaiyan。

“benbaobaokeshiyankong,zhijiaopiaoliangnvrenjiejie,yinideyanzhi,wojiaoniyishengayi,nidouzhuanfanle。”

zheijuhuadaobujia,tasuiranzhiyouwusui,keshicongliangsuibanjiukaishidengttai。

zhijinweizhiyijingzaiguowaiyulequanhunjiliangnianduole,shenmeyangdepiaoliangnvrenmeijianguo。

yanqiandezheigenvrenxianranbugoubiaozhunxian。

tazhuanshenxiaomimidekanxiangfengjiuxiao:

“shuaishushu,nizhendebukaolvyixiawomamima,womamibujinzhangdehaokan,erqieyaoxituizhang,zuizhongyaodeshixiongdawo。”

fengjiuxiaodechunjiaoweiweiyichou:“xiaojiahuo,woduinimamibuganxingqu。”

yuntangxiaokanletayiyan,ruoyousuosidao:“womingbaile,nixihuanpingxiongpiqichadenvren。”

ze,zheishushusuiranshuai,keyanshenbuzenmehao,peibushangtaneigejimeimaoyuzhihuiyuyishendemami。

kanlaiwusediedidejihuazhinengzuoba。

yuntangxiaobengbengdadadelikai。

kanzhenveranranwuyangdehuilai,yunqingqingyibajiangtalaruhuaili。

“tangbao,yueshizhangdehaokandenanrenyueyoudu,yihoubuxusuibiangentamendashan,tingdaomei!”

“mami,tangbaozhishixiangzhaogediedi,zheiyangjiukeyijugaogaole。”

yunqingqingyankuangsuanse,zheilianggehaizidaxiaojiuhenguaiqiaohaodai,zhibuguosuizhenianlingdezengzhang,tamensihuduifuaiyuefadekeqiu。

“tangbaozheimexiangyaodiedi?”

“ngng,diediyekeyibaohumami,zheiyangmamiyebuyongtaiguoxinkua。”

yunqingqinggandongdebaolebaonver,tashenshouyoulouzhuleerzi:“youyouyezheimexiangma?”

“womenyoumami,mamiyouwomenjiuzugoule,buxuyaoshenmediedi。”

tadeyoubaozongshizheimenuan,zhishilaotianzongshineiyangdebugong。

yunqingqingyadimaoyan,chaozhefengjiuxiaoyuyunmengroudefangxiangkanleyiyan。

zheixienianlai,tayizhipiannvergenerzishuo,tamendediedihenaita,gengshigechaojidayingxiong,zhibuguozaizhixingrenwudeshihouxishengle。

youxiezhenxiangzhixumaizaiduzili。

buguokandaoneilianggebijianerlideshenying,tazhijuedexiongkouyongdongzhesuanseyuchouhen。

duiyuguoqu,tabucengwangji。

zheicihuilai,youchoubaochou,youyuanbaoyuan!

……

yunmengroujihuyaosuileyikoubeichi。

zuoweiluochengdiyimingmenqianjin,tajingranbeiyigexiaonvhaibiandeyiwenbuzhi。

dangzhefengjiuxiaodemian,tazhinengbayayizhunaonu,biehongleyanquan,luchuyifuweiweiququdebiaoqing。

“jiuge,zheixieniannichichibukenjiwoyigezhengshidemingfen,liangexiaohaizidouqiruwo。”

tayiweizijihenkuaihuichengweifengtaitai,meixiangdaozheihunqiyituojiushiwunian。

yunqingqingshengdeneigeerzigengshitianshengketa。

meidangtazhaojiekouzaifengzhailiusushi,zonghuibeineixiao**jiaohun。

“童言无忌。”

cishifengjiuxiaodeshoujixiangleqilai,tabuyongxiangyezhidaoshijialideneiweixiaomowang。

xiaomowangcongxiaobeilaoyezilaotaitaiguandewufawutian,shaoburuyijiuzhatianzhadi。

fuziliangrenyezongshizhenfengxiangdui。

cangneitaiguoxuanrang,jiabansihuanjingxie,tasuijizouguoqu。

kanzheneizhangjianjianjinledejinguishenying,yunqingqingdeshuangjiaoxiangshibeidingzailedishang,xinyeshunjianxuanqi。

nandaofengjiuxiaofaxianleshenme?

taneimeyaneta,shenzhixialezhuishaling。

kongpahuibatangbaogenyoubaocongtashenbianduozou。

yishijian,tadejibeishenghan,lianhuxidoubiandeyouxiejicu。

haizishitanaminghuanlaide,tashisiyebuhuibatamenjiaojifengjiuxiao。

talikexiangmujihushiyibanjianglianggehaizijinjindelouzaihuaili。

jiuzaifengjiuxiaozoudaotamianqianshi,tayijingzhunbeihaoyongxilideyuyanlaihenhendefanji。

zhibuguo,tabingmeiyouzaitamianqiantingliu。

两人擦肩而过。

kongqizhonghaicanliuzhetashenshangqingshuangdesongxiangwei。

她错愕的站在原地。

liangjiu,tacaixiangqilai,fengjiuxiaocongweijianguozijizheizhanglian,genghekuangtacikedaizhemojing,tazenmekenengrendechu?

gangcaitadenaoziliyipianhunluan,jingranwangjilezheiyidian。

tashiaiguozheigenanren,danyebeitashangdetaishen。

zhidaoxianzai,tadexinhaiweiweijingluan。

tapingfulexinqing,zhunbeidaizhehaizimenzhengyaolikaishi,quetingdaoshenhouchuanlainanhailengmobaqideshengyin。

“fengjiu,santianshijianyidao,nizaibubawomamijiaochulai,wojiuzhadiaonideyongchi。”

kanzheshipinzhongneigegenzijiruchuyizhedelengmolian,fengjiuxiaozhijuedezijidetaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。

shangcitazhalefengzhaidehuayuan,zheicijingranxiangzhadiaotaganggangxiuhaodeyongchi?

neigenvrenjianzhijitashengleyigechouren!

zhijinweizhi,talianyishengdiedidoumeitingdaoguo。

fengjiuxiaoqideqingjinzhitiao:“nigan!”

meixiangdaoxiaomowanglikejiangjingtouzhuanxianglaoyezilaotaitai。

“fengjiuxiao,nizaiganxiongwobaobeicengsun,jiujiwogunchufengjia!”

“wobaobeicengsunjiguaiqiaoyoukeai,nizenmeshedexiongta?”

“……”

jingtouyizhuan,xiaomowangnazheshoujilaidaolezijidefangjian。

taneizhangkusizijidelianshunjianlengmo:“nishibushijiekoushuoquzhaomami,andiliyouqugenyunmengrouneigenvrenguihunle?”

fengjiuxiaoliandouheile:“zheishiwodesishi,bushinigexiaopihaigaiguande。”

小魔王才不理他。

buzhidaocongnanaqiyibafenglidebishouduizhunlezijideshenti:“ruguoniganrangtashengchudidi,woxianzaijiuqiediaowodedidi!”

“fengmu,buxuhunao!”

tabuguoshiquguowaitanshengyi,yudaoyunmengrouchunshuqiaohe。

suiranyunmengrouduocilaidaotadefangjian,dantabingmeiyouzuorenhechugedeshiqing。

yebuzhidaozende,zicongbeiyunqingqingneinvrenxiayaozhihou,tajingranduiqitanvrenmeilexingzhi。

napashicengjinglingtaxindongdenvren。

tagenyunmengroudehunqibeituolezheimeduonian,yebingfeiquanshixiaomowangdeyuanyin。

yidingshiyunqingqingneigenvrenduitaxialegu,bijingtashouduanbeibi!

“banxiaoshineihuijia,fouzenijiujianbudaonixinaideyongchile。”xiaomowangweixiedao。

fengjiuxiaoqidehenbudeshuaishouji。

matoujulifengzhaizhishaoyouyigexiaoshidechecheng,rangtabangexiaoshineiganhuiqu,neibushiyaoletademing?

danzheigehunshixiaomowangkeshishenmedouzuodechulai。

fengjiuxiaolaibujiguashipin,bianjisudechaozhematouzouqu。

yunqingqingzhengdaidaidezhanzaijiabanchu,qiahaobeitazhuangdaolejianbang,yanjingyeshuaizailedishang。

“抱歉。”